B&J ruin everything Podcast

Tuna’s take. Did black people ruin Chicago? Did the government ruin black people? Are all Cubs fans gay? Using water as sand paper.

How to buy soul insurance. You’ll never be as good as your woman. Would you fuck a sheep?

Our good friend Quinton joins us to discuss production issues on “The Wizard of OZ”. Fun size or full size sex? Bobby must bury the Deviant.

The art of friendship, milkshake, and one-liners.

Corn sweat and wearing panther heads. AI and pb sandwich’s. God and a train set.

J travels the country, jumps a cow and calls the Deviant dumb.

Reminiscing on childhood. Is fentanyl a governmental conspiracy? End of the world and damn I love you daddy!

We’re just here to help people. And gaslight women into shaving the cat.

The Deviant meets Carlos and takes his first steps into Schizophrenia. Jarrett spars with a towel. Skydaddy is haunted by cats. The boys teach Deviant how to avoid Botulism. The Jelly connoisseur.

“Quib” Why do the trannies get all the big dicks? Jarrett rocks the custom made gen X shirt. The Deviant talks about his first mushroom trip.

Are the boys warming up to journals? It’s gay to spot for a squat!!! Who has it better than Native Americans? Bobby is not Native American and who’s listening to the podcast anyway?? Balls in or out?

The podcast boys are great at getting head, Even on those hot summer nights.

Do you love your son enough to fuck him?

The boys talk about the first time they had sex, not with each other. How much would you give to go back in time to get moleated by an older woman? Knocking people out for 5K and Jarrett, the matrix plant, learns about free will.

The Deviant plays the long game.

Washing your ass and other men’s hygiene tips. Another round of executable offenses. Systems are meant to be broken.

The Deviant rizz’s his dad’s girlfriend and gets molested. Jarrett decides to get on “the juice”.  Social networking and the boys realize that men deserve conditioner. Do you need to wash your hands if your tongue is clean?

Fun in Mexico in the 90’s. No one wants to chew Jarrett’s gum. The boys talk about the history of the podcast and our evolution. Can you cancel not famous people? B&J are giving people a safe space in their own heads to explore deviant ideas. SkyDaddy honors his native roots by starting a fire to roast hot dogs.

Bobby rehashes the time he went to an Asian massage parlor. Are pimps inherently cool? What’s Bobby cooking in that cauldron? Bobby sees the biggest penis of his life and sells some magazines.

The boys are daydreaming about sipping some Welch’s sparkling grape. We get into some drug talk and fantasize about becoming cowboys. We figure out how to grow a garden from a flesh light and then get racist at the Asian massage parlor..

The boys are spending the summer podcasting around a campfire. Come learn what the boys have to teach about loofah’s, and silk sheets. We discuss the entitlement of the new generation of trafficking victims. We finally got our first comment on Spotify from the fan Tuna.

What will happen in the final episode of season 1? Will the Deviant spend all of his disposable income on stalking people? Will Bobby and Shawn be buried together? Will SkyDaddy pin murder on a tree? And will Jarrett call Bobby out for journalism? Get all these answers amd more!

The boys riff about booze, friends and finances as the Deviant tries bourbon.

2Pac vs Biggie. Freak off talk. How would the Deviant handle having money? Checking out passed out penis.

The crew works to out bullshit the Deviant. Family and other uninvited guests. Bobby vents about in-laws and a haunted house. The Deviant has a come up and gets a 2025 news paper then uses it to make old school ransom letters. Diddy, pneumonia and Tupac is better than biggie.