Bite Thy Thumb

Despite all your prayers, wishes, and legislative measures, the boys are back for episode 9. We abolish the draft... AGAIN! (0:03:22). Ethan thinks the P in IPA stands for pond water, except ponds obviously aren’t real (0:30:15). Jarrett is a Jayson Tatum/Celtics apologist (0:36:16), LeBron and Lola Bunny are the best frontcourt duo in basketball history (0:41:34), Hawaii rap and our first Hawaiia...

Back by lack of popular demand, the boys return for episode 8, talking round-ball, specifically a few teams doing some swip-swaps of some player men (0:05:30). We move on to Dumb and Dumber.... but for once we aren’t talking about ourselves! (0:26:53). The Patriots are slightly less bad than they were last time we congregated (0:53:15). We wrap up the episode with Jimethan’s gaming talk corner bef...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to listen to 3 strapping young men sample Irish whiskey over the very podcast air waves being broadcast to YOUR smartphone? Wonder no more my friends (0:01:00). We take a break in between glasses 2 and 3 to analyze the greatest movie/TV characters of all time, from Thomas Shelby of Peaky Blinders to Tow Mater of Cars [who Ethan accuses of being named Tu...

Episode 6 opens up with the boys helping Jarrett pick a new baseball team for the 2021 season (0:02:15) and revisiting the Astros’ cheating scandal (0:11:25). We have a guest appearance from our pal Drake, who stops by the studio. Just kidding, but we did talk about him (0:17:08). We ride out into the sunset to the tune of painfully reliving adolescent haircut phases (0:36:50), some extended Celti...

Blasting off episode 5 with a flashback to James’ wild night of unrequited love, the big city, grand theft auto and mostly getting robbed (0:01:00). Jarrett confesses to committing NASCAR (0:14:50) before getting sad about the Celtics (0:29:50). We can confirm OK rap is o-kay rap and decide to schedule Alaska for next week (52:12). James and Ethan are briefly permitted to “get their Pokémon on” to...

The lack of sports in this cruel world has forced us to talk about the very under-discussed topic of “music” (0:02:30). Acknowledging that John Cena is the best rapper in New England history (0:18:25). Can we interest you in some spaghetti sugar and ranch? (0:40:50). A surprisingly honest conversation about whether or not college is a scam (0:52:00). Don’t care for deep conversations? Skip ahead t...

We start Episode 3 with the inaugural DTAH Fantasy Football draft... Ethan makes a controversial selection 1st overall and we also forget to narrate most of it (0:00:30). One of us drafted the Titans’ defense before Deshaun Watson, Calvin Ridley, Michael Thomas or Antonio Gibson (0:10:00). The very same person drafted the Pittsburgh Steelers defense 12 rounds later (0:30:27). We get feisty about B...

The only Chiefs-Bucs prediction we got even close to correct was that the recap episode wouldn’t post until a week later (0:00:20). Finally some coherent football analysis? (0:03:35) Watching a Brady championship as a jaded Patriots’ fan (0:10:55), becoming the first podcast to discuss Brady v Belichick (0:22:38), mixed reactions to the halftime show (0:30:13), best and worst of SuperBowl commerci...

The boys start Episode 2 by illegally talking about S*perBowl copyright infringement (0:02:15). We establish our footing as the premiere podcast in naming Washington DC sports teams poorly (0:12:45), Carson Wentz trades and NFL talk (0:18:35). Discussing two equally prestigious types of athletes, Olympic AND intramural (0:27:55), reminiscing on halftime shows of years past (0:37:55), horribly inco...

The guys kickoff the inaugural #BiteThyThumb podcast with a couple adult beverages and a couple #thoughts... okay, it’s several thoughts at the very least. We start the show by reacting to the Jared Goff trade & how much stinking he’d previously done before talking NFL (0:01:11). We move on to tackling the biggest questions facing our nation, including $DOGE and other stonks (0:32:15), Fantasy Foo...