Kelly McClain and Smarty Pants Lisa

BitchStory - Stories of badass women that history "forgot"

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Welcome to Bitchstory! We are uncovering history's forgotten heroines and badasses. Most of the women covered on this show have been left out of the history books for reasons you can guess. Some are names you know, some are women that history has completely snubbed. We are revising history to be fun, inclusive, entertaining, and of course, feminist as f*ck! Email us at "Heybitches@bitchstory.net". Always check the show notes for our sources and other important information.

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Kelly McClain and Smarty Pants Lisa

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Jun 11, 2026

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Episodes

Bitchstory lesson 38 - OG Funny Lady Phyllis Diller 07.01.2023

I like to think that Phyllis would be down with reclaiming the word “bitch”, and would embrace calling herself one. I don’t know that for sure, but what I do know is that she was one of the original queens of comedy, with her wild outfits, crazy wigs, self deprecating humor, and lame husband jokes. We hope you laugh during every episode of Bitchstory, because laughter is good medicine!

Lesson 37 - Wintery Bitches 21.12.2022

Merry Bitchmas (a yet unrecognized celebration that celebrates all the things and all the religions and non religions and a day when women and parents get to rest!) In this ep we cover a lot of shit- from the origins of Christianity to why Christmas is in December, even though there’s plenty of scientific theory that Jesus was born in the spring, to the goddesses of Winter Solstice and the origins...

BitchStory Lesson 36 - Hot Bitch Alert! Dita Von Teese 21.11.2022

And now for something completely different!  We cover a lot of serious stuff here, and whenever women are overlooked, let alone repressed/oppressed, it is serious.  But some of the women we cover are badasses because they ushered in a new era and they probably didn't even know it.  We know our audience loves the funny ladies and the lighter content, because the stats show it.  ...

Bitchstory Lesson 35 - Margaret "Badass" Beaufort - how strong women are villainized in history 14.11.2022

After binging several seasons of Phillipa Gregory's historical dramas, I started to feel some kinda way about my family tree.  I am a descendent of Margaret Beaufort, who was mother of King Henry VII (grandmother of King Henry VIII who we all remember!).  She dedicated her life to protecting her son's claim to the throne, and didn't let anything get in her way. Yet in some historical acc...

Bitchstory Lesson 34 - Bitches be Hippocratic - Badass Doctor Bitches who've changed the world! 22.10.2022

In honor of Breast Cancer awareness month (October), and the many (way too many) friends we have currently fighting breast cancer, we wanted to do an episode about the doctors and women and medical people who've helped humanity make major strides in various areas of healthcare.   I'm really terrible at posting **TRIGGER WARNINGS**  but I'm trying to be better - women's history is b...

Bitchstory Lesson 33- Iranian Women Badasses -A Cautionary Tale (also the first ep with officially no current events) 09.10.2022

If you are curious exactly what’s happening in Iran and why, this is the episode for you. This is a women’s rights cautionary tale, and let’s hope it’s not foreshadowing.  The women protesting in Iran face imprisonment and death. We must pay attention. We’ve also eliminated the current events at the top of the show, so if that bored you, you’re in luck! These links are a timeline and photographs o...

BitchStory Lesson 32 - Chingonas! Celebrating Hispanic Heritage with some Badass Latinas! 24.09.2022

So, disclaimer: neither of us are Hispanic/Latina.  We aren't claiming to be experts, and we are open to conversations to educate us.   This podcast aims to bring the unsung heroes onto the stage. Our stage is still small, so please share this podcast with friends who would enjoy it.  We would love your topic suggestions, or for you to let us know if we missed an important name or d...

BitchStory Lesson 31 - Lucille Ball & Other Funny Bitches 11.09.2022

We wanted to cover Lucille Ball, but we felt obligated to give mention to a bunch of other amazing female comedians who have broken barriers in the comedy world.  Comedy is a near and dear concept to us. Kelly calls it "group therapy for society" because it can force us to look at things from a different perspective and to address difficult topics with humor.  Female comedians have faced...

Bitchstory Lesson 30 - Bitches be makin' music since forever! 03.09.2022

If you are hoping for an episode about musicals, move along. You and Lisa can vibe about musicals on your own time. In this episode we are talking about classical composers. We've only ever heard about Beethoven, Bach, Mozart and the rest of the classical music boys.  It never even occurred to us that women had been composers because what we do know is that women were not really allowed to do...

Bitchstory Lesson 29 - Fabulous Flying Badass Bitches 15.08.2022

Everyone has heard of Amelia Earhart.  She actually made it into the history books. Sometimes I wonder if she would have been in the books if she'd made it back from that ill-fated flight. Dead women are no threat to the patriarchy.  That is so jaded, sorry!   Anyway,  this episode is packed with a bunch of badass ladies who have been defying gravity since the very beginning of...

Bitchstory Lesson 28 - An OG Badass Bitch …Cleopatra 01.08.2022

Cleopatra VII Philopator was Queen of of Egypt. She was famously wealthy and her legend paints her as a seductress. She was most famously portrayed by Elizabeth Taylor in one of the most expensive films in history in 1963.  The real story is that she was wildly intelligent, a brilliant strategist, spoke 9 or more languages, was revered by her people as a reincarnation of Isis… she was captiva...

Bitchstory Lesson 27 - The badass Bitches who gave us the Reproductive Justice Movement 19.07.2022

If you follow the feminist movement, you're probably aware of some of the disagreements within the ranks of feminists.  This is not uncommon in any movement - ie: the black rights movement had both The Black Panthers and Martin Luther King Jr. Anyway, it can be overwhelming when you don't know how to be a good feminist or where to place your trust within the movement. Hint: with the people mo...

Bitchstory Lesson 26 - Spy Bitches of the Revolution 05.07.2022

We’ve covered lady spies before and we can’t get enough. Women during the Revolution used some pretty brilliant tactics to pass coded information. We have pockets and we are taking notes in case, ya know. the women of the US revolt. We will also do a study of sentence structure of the Declaration of Independence. (Hint: COMMA) REACH US: heybitches@bitchstory.net Instagram  @bitchstory.pod HOW...

Bitchstory Lesson 25 - The History of Gay Pride 20.06.2022

In this ep, we learn about the history behind Gay Pride. It didn’t start as a celebration…it started as a fight for fairness, justice, freedom, and equal rights. We learn about some key figures in the fight, and the important role that Drag Queens, trans, and queer folk played in paving the bumpy road to Pride as we know it today.

Bitchstory Lesson 24 - Eleanor Roosevelt and the rainbow connection 08.06.2022

In this ep, we spill the Tea in LGBTQ! Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady to Franklin Roosevelt for 4 terms, had a secret that will make you squeal. She was way ahead of her time! https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-28/eleanor-roosevelt-lorena-hickok-white-houses-love-affair/9918614 https://www.amnesty.org.uk/universal-declaration-human-rights-UDHR.

BitchStory Lesson 23 - Badass Asian Gals 23.05.2022

In honor of Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month, we are highlighting some Asian women at various points in history doing their badass thing.   Here's some informational sources for you: https://www.scarymommy.com/asian-american-women-activists https://www.scmp.com/yp/learn/learning-resources/article/3059250/ching-shih-pirate-queen-south-china-sea-aristocrat-and THE BOOK WE LOVE: Bad...

Bitchstory Lesson 22 - The Battle for Reproductive Rights 09.05.2022

In this episode we do a deep dive into Roe v. Wade and its significance to women's rights as a whole. With Roe v. Wade in danger of being overturned, abortion rights advocates are working as I type this to insure that women have the right to govern their own body.  A couple days after we recorded, Louisiana advanced HB813, a bill which could criminalize abortions from the moment of conception...

BitchStory Lesson 21 - Environmentalist Badasses 27.04.2022

The women in this episode care about Mother Earth, and demonstrate phenomenal "thinking outside the box" skills.  Innovative, Imaginative, Forward thinking badass bitches are making a difference for all of us on this mudball.  https://www.thecut.com/2021/06/how-rhiana-gunn-wright-gets-it-done.html https://www.ourcityforest.org/blog/2021/2/17/marjorie-richard https://www.epa.gov/newsreleases/epa-re...

Bitchstory Lesson 20 - Spies Like Us - Badass women of WW2 11.04.2022

This episode is the beginning of what will apparently be a long running series, because we found a treasure trove of lists of women who were integral in the Allied defeat of Hitler in World War 2.  The British and US governments recruited, trained, and placed hundreds, probably thousands of women in occupied France to spy on the Germans.  We had no idea how many badass women there were doing this...

Bitchstory Lesson 19 - Badass Bitchstorians 27.03.2022

This week we are so meta (not related to fuckerberg)! During women's history month, on a podcast about women's history, we are talking about women historians!   What we found is that the research done by women in academia is often sort of, shall we say...um...borrowed? No, it's often stolen.  So we wanted to give credit to some women who have contributed to our collective history in one way or ano...

Bitchstory Lesson 18 - Women’s History Month 14.03.2022

In this ep, we go through a calendar of badassery to celebrate Women’s History Month. We also say the word “gay” a lot in hopes that Gov DeSantis in FL might energetically feel it and shrivel up into the dried turd that he is. Aaaand Kelly has strong feelings about the Republican Party and they aren’t nice feelings.

Bitchstory Lesson 17 - Black SheRoes part 2 01.03.2022

Continuing our Black History tribute to badass black women, I’m this Bitchstory lesson we cover some black female inventors. (I can hear one of my ex boyfriends whining from here: “😫but men Invented everything that matters”)

Bitchstory Lesson 16 - Black Sheroes you’ve never heard about 13.02.2022

For Black History month, we are talking about some of the grass roots badass bitches of the Civil Rights movement that we certainly didn’t learn about in school.

Bitchstory Lesson 15 - Dolly Parton. 05.02.2022

She’s been doing much more than workin 9 to 5 for several decades. She’s been a stealthy and prolific philanthropist for a long time. During the covid pandemic she donated $1million to help the development of a vaccine. So we went “hmmmm” what else is she up to? Well…a lot. We love Dolly!

Bitchstory Lesson 14 - Betty White 15.01.2022

On 12/31/2021 we lost a national treasure with the passing of Betty White. She was funny AF, kind, broke all kinds of rules and barriers in the TV industry, and we love her for it.

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