Bitch Bible

Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatmeal). Pop a bottle of Dom and brace yourself. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no...

Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get the dish on all things Housewives and experience the aftermath of when one eats too many hot dogs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night's Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn's heart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's lyrics, find the PC definition of truffle butter, and discuss Kate's one night stand with Tiger Woods. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy...

Jackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie also sheds light on possible lesbianism, ultimatums and racial identity because she's just that fucking worldly. Get wifey or die alone trying. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental stability and basically everything she says. Jackie updates listeners on new developments from her previous stalking faux pas on Instagram. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a heartfelt note to Kylie Jenner in order to end their online feud. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram filter says about your integrity. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell...

Jackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intimate and mentally unstable audio diary. Will Cinderchella have a fairytale ending or end up in an asylum? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They also discuss Jackie's deep rooted Coachella anxieties, floral head wreaths and all. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this podcast sure is. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie psycho-analyzes 'The Bachelor' final rose ceremony in this exclusive, 2 day late recap with fellow Bachelor superfan and practical stranger Lauren. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie learns the hard way that she is indeed a "basic" bitch - yoga pants, Mayfair filter and all. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with the woman that shaped her into the bitch she is today - her mother! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .