Bitch Bible

Jackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Delevingne is depressed (really?), and address the fact that a certain #prettymess is absent from the Bitch Bible guest line up. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-in...

Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dr. Schimmel is back in session and she is not holding back. Tune into some bitches getting burnt on how they should live their lives (there is only one person who can judge you in this lifetime, and it's Jackie) and ST. CLAIR FUCKING CALLS IN. It's a Dr. Schimmel miracle. Part one of two, bc we're classy like that. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h...

THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People's Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast of Vanderpump, spill some tea, and make it known that Jojo is infinitely cooler than Lauren B. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and her turbo-bitch cousin Jo do a roundup of all things Housewives, Vanderpump, and Bachelor and the two take it #TOOFAR when trying to make contact with the immortal DJ James Kennedy (aka the White Kanye). Don't cry and sue cause it's over, smile that it happened. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Jackie and her hott mom Christie break down The Bachelor, perks of promiscuity and reminisce over the time Jackie's 85 year old grandma admitted to having sex "donkey style." As if that wasn't enough, Jackie persuaded her mom to prank call DJ James Kennedy... And he picks up. Listen before Jackie gets sued. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...

Jackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass, why pimping ain't easy and that Jackie has been OG crazy since before she even had her driver's permit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never ever ever go to an award show together... Like ever. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's run in with Kylie Jenner... Complete with a bathroom confessional. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first date (props to the Cheesecake Factory and their small plates), and passionately purge before yet another failed Kardashian Kleanse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted lipstick and oversize hoops and why no glasses are cute enough to steal. Put on that embellished rose ceremony gown, measure your ankle radius and drink some alcohol from an SPF bottle because this pod GOES THERE. See Privacy Policy at http...

Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie's defense over some unsettling hate mail and the two reminisce on their high school glory days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find clarity, forgiveness and the directions to her Porte Cochére. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an unfortunate public restroom incident, and we bask in Kristen's genius that parallels Steve Jobs as she guides our listeners to uncover the shadiness in their lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria's Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of disgust for DJ whatever Kennedy, and Jackie makes a plea to ban the white button down Christmas card. Also an exclusive listen to "Bye Felicia" by Mike Shay. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http...

Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA's, convulse violently while going through Goop's holiday gift guide, and Jackie breaks her Kardashian Kleanse with a Kylie and Tyga story. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie delights listeners with another audio diary recorded during her adventures abroad. From shoplifting scones to awkward celebrity encounters and some aggressive thoughts on pigeons and Brooks Ayers , Jackie proves that you can take the bitch out of America but you can't take the bitch out of Jackie. Keep Calm and Listen On, bitches. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

 Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct definition of anxiety. If you currently have a seasonal wreath on your door, this episode is not for you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen's new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks 'bitch' is a term of endearment, how baller you have to be to stop by Dana's salon Tippie Toes (they've got dancer poles and 24 carat Imperial nails, girls) and we all learn a little something about what it means to date an older gentleman. Dana also dishes...

Third time's the charm - it's another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don't want to date daddies? Need to slim down before your wedding? Have a boyfriend who may have lied about having cancer? Let Dr. Schimmel inspire you to live your best, bitchiest life. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne Hathaway's disgraceful breakfast behavior, and Jackie resolves to achieve her dreams to become #64 on the Maxim Hot 100 List. Goals, bitches. Have them or get the fuck out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

Jackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculptures, why slutty Halloween costumes may cause severe anxiety, and Jackie divulges the details of her first ever SANGRIA STAKEOUT. Deceased. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...