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Bitch Bible

Comedy EN ↓ 598 episodes

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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Comedy

Podcast website

art19.com

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Jackie Goes On Tour! 04.02.2020

Jackie purges her soul before leaving for tour. She talks "The Bachelor", answers listener questions and talks about BOUNDARIES.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Schimrgy 28.01.2020

Jackie reflects and psychoanalyzes her brush with Hough's and her viral exorcism video. She also touches on "grief groupies", vaginal etiquette and the Grammy's.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Narcissism for Dummies! 21.01.2020

Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt shop and answers listener questions!   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For Your Journey 14.01.2020

Jackie records her first podcast of 2020 and discusses Megxit, Denise Richards alleged lesbian tryst, how to get engaged and not be an awful human.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2020 HR NIGHTMARE 07.01.2020

Jackie gets ghosted by Stephanie Hollman and in a pinch decided to give impromptu year end reviews to her "Coordinator of Chaos" Jacque and producer Taylor. It's an HR nightmare.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bikeshort Regrets with Brad Goreski 17.12.2019

Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Exorcist Could Never! 10.12.2019

Jackie has a full Exorcist adjacent experience and discusses Justin Timberlake's apology and why it is important to leave your toilet seat up. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry Michael Bublé 03.12.2019

Jackie basks in the holiday cheer by ripping gift giving, why Jessica Biel needs to lay down the law and her upcoming "fun year".   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cat's Out of The Bag! 26.11.2019

Jackie sits down with Catt Sadler to discuss modesty, celebrity encounters gone wrong and victim mentality! Jackie apologizes for this episode title.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yo Soy Loco. 19.11.2019

Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roses Are Red... 12.11.2019

Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I Can't Make You Love Me 05.11.2019

Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Bloated, British and Bitchy. 31.10.2019

Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

100% That Bitch 22.10.2019

Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not Well B*tch 15.10.2019

Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie Gets Shadow Banned 08.10.2019

Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of being "influential". She makes a case that could shake the senate, recaps RHOC and answers listener questions!   Produced By Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

I Hate (Love) Myself 01.10.2019

Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions!   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Scolding Cup of Jo 24.09.2019

Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp 17.09.2019

Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cancelled. 10.09.2019

Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams 03.09.2019

Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course, Bachelor Nation intel. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...

C'est Si Bitch! 27.08.2019

Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris!   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here For The Wrong Reasons 20.08.2019

Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie-palooza 14.08.2019

Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Held Hough-stage 09.08.2019

Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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