Bit Season

Drab is MIA from episode 9 of Bit Season after fat-shaming himself into a much needed mental health day.  Awadd and Valdez talk about JP's book, "Still Barking" and his emotional announcement Tuesday.  They nitpick the promo picture, the title and speculate if Cakes will actually read JP's second book.  Note:  We needed to use back-up audio at the 21 minute mark.  Please forgive us.  Always blame...

Valdez, Drab and Awadd speculate why EB and Lurch are being Halloweenies and won't wear a costume for Friday's show.  Valdez's Lil' Jon impression is surprisingly decent.  Drab was forbidden to trick-or-treat as a child.  And speaking of childhood, Drab shocks everyone with his horny playground shenanigans during daycare.

Awadd using his radio fame for Wizards tickets but doesn't know how to use it when he's pulled over by the police.  Drab befriends an old lady at the hospital who's watching the Junks TV simulcast.  The guys give you their tilts of the week, and one of Valdez's includes a major change for the show.

Lurch is bribed into listening to this episode.  Has EB joined Jason in being a helicopter parent?  Drab realizes how expensive bowling can be.  There’s a theft at the radio station.  The gang contemplates if their dongs would fit in a Gatorade bottle or be too big, like EB claims.

Drab's sweater was the talk of the office today and Valdez tries to explain the benefits of vests.  New Haven style pizza and Valdez's thirst for food compliments makes him beg the guys to show off their tacos.  Drab and Valdez agree that no hooker can ever outdo your own hand.  New segment alert!:  Tilt of the week.

Awadd's IG videos make Valdez self-conscious of his yellow teeth.  Drab admits he misses Valdez when he's on vacation, but vows to audit his PTO in 2022.  Everyone plays armchair Psychiatrist and analyzes EB's hatred of his personal success and readiness to die.  Plus, Adam's attempt to be funny at the end of the show could cause awkwardness next time he sees Lurch.

We get a zaddy update and find out who is King Zaddy?  Lurch's Pebble Beach trip has the boys jealous.  We speculate other types of trips guys can take together that could be fun.  Valdez loves murderous Drab and how he almost killed his brother with a rock.  You also get the privilege of hearing Drab sing Everclear- Santa Monica.

Valdez gives his official apology to EB and theorizes why Lurch won't stop visiting his daughters in college.  Drab explains what a "Zaddy" is to the crew while discussing Machine Gun Kelly's sex appeal.  We also discuss Ben Affleck, Vin Diesel's pasta belly and reminiscing on high school shower horse play.

Drab, Valdez and Awadd recap the first Crab Kickoff in their debut episode.  What should the Junks do next year to one-up the celebration to start the NFL season?  There was a behind-the-scenes fight and Valdez is upset Drab hung out with Cowboy Todd and never offers up his friendship.  Plus, Drab and Valdez are disappointed with Adam's contribution to the show.