Birthday Boy Podcast

The Holiday Spectacular is HERE! Wommack Family Insanity and singing! Filthy Fritz returns My hatred of frat parties The time I got so high I couldn't move Christmas Duet with Cam Freddie Fist Bump Monster Truck shows NFL How much of a nerd I was as a kid Christmas Movies and so much more Most ambitious Episode Yet!

Back at it again with episode 69! NFL Picks Sounding Board Theater returns! Fuddbone and his infinite self-owns Getting texts from good friends Sirius XM Holiday Channels Nate, Puddintane, and the Regional Busters Christmas Chronicles 2 Good news to end the year / start the new year Grandma Klif tells Kliffy all about the new Holiday T-shirt and tons more!

Episode 68 is here! Come for the first 20 minutes...stay for the final 70 Grandma Klif, Uncle Klif and Cousin Klif are contestants on the hit gameshow "Screaming Orgasm or Christmas Surprise" NFL picks for week 13 Fan Feedback Getting Fired from KB Toys for not wearing socks Basil Marceaux's viral Christmas hit from 2010 Jedi Fallen Order and tons more!!

It's a Thanksgiving turkey-sized episode of Birthday Boy for Episode 67: NFL picks for week 12 My Bob Barker dream being ruined by the alarm clock Thanksgiving parade and how much I HATE the Macy's Parade Santa Big Bird's voice is horrible The satisfaction of not seeing giant Trump signs anymore Bob Hope and the 1994 Macy's Parade My time as a Newsroom intern at the local CBS affiliate in New York...

This week, I've got some thoughts on Thanksgiving/Covid, the holidays in general, holiday meals, as well as the story of how Transphobe Gina Carano blocked me on twitter, some parking lot hi-jinx, thoughts on video games, the Fresh Prince reunion, NFL picks for week 11, how much I love Succession on HBO (as I'm coming to the end of my 3rd viewing of both seasons) and am psyched that they've finall...

It's a post-election jam-packed episode, including: Prank calls to the Trump voter fraud line Grandma Klif, Uncle Klif and Cousin Klif calling the voter fraud line Four Seasons Landscaping NFL Picks for Week 10 TV shows I'm watching Buying Nuts at Costco And TONS more

Recap of week 8 results and my official NFL picks for Week 9 (for entertainment purposes only)

Enjoy an encore of last year’s Halloween Episode!

Week 8 NFL picks plus some horror recommendations from Shudder!

Finally back with the first full Birthday Boy Podcast in 3 weeks! Fall drives and Ice Skating NFL Picks for Week 7 A lovely gift from a great friend I thought my parents would be proud of me for using the C-word. (They were not) I keep getting Fatima's Voicemails (and how I plan to stop this from happening) Old ladies like to cut bigger pieces of cake for fat people like me Trying to return chestn...

NFL quick picks for week 6

Since I'm not sure when I'll be doing the next podcast, I wanted to at least make my expert NFL picks for week 5. But I brought some help this week. Also, I talk about how wonderful the pandemic has been for me not having to help others with general acts of kindness, since it's now kinder to stay away from people.

NFL picks for week 4 The kids' playing habits / imaginations People who think upstate NY is expensive and how they have no idea How trump has been pretending to be a businessman and how people still believe he's anything but a giant racist fraud How great it was to see dozens of Biden / Harris signs in Trump country this weekend Creating a businessman character of my own so as to be able to buy be...

My 14-2 record picking NFL games last weekend Gordon Hayward missing the birth of his kid to play basketball Why no teams in Charlotte will ever win a championship Elbert gifting me with Bobcats tickets back in the day New Console disappointment The New Fleet Foxes Album Classic Grandma Klif And more!

It's another action-packed Birthday Boy Podcast! Sounding Board Theater Getting retweeted by Quibi for promoting their service as a great way to watch TV while on the toilet NEW PODCAST COVER ART from the insanely talented Jay Cook! NFL Recap of week 1 and Week 2 picks Comments on the live Celtics / Heat Game 2 Spending ALL of last weekend playing Castlevania like a child Using Mind powers to try...

This is a King-Sized episode of Birthday Boy, in which I talk about everything: Local shitty Albany radio DJs from the 80s and 90s Ranger Danger Shaving my face for the first time since 2003 Getting Sneakers at Costco My love of Video Games Mario's 35th Birthday Inviting myself over to Shemo's to play his SNES games High Score, the Netflix Video Game Doc Cobra Kai, Karate Kid 3 and what I want to...

Episode 59 is here! My Top 3 Favorite TV Shows that I've Discovered during Quarantine How much I've enjoyed walking around Boston with my kids all summer long The shirtless dude waving to me several times on my walk, and BOTH times he was not waving to me at all The drunk guy falling on his face right in front of me at 8am while wheeling a case of beer back from Shaws And all kinds of other bullsh...

TONS to talk about on this Super-Sized version of the Birthday Boy Podcast: Watching Card Sharks (or Card Sharts) until 2:30 in the morning on the game show channel Lack of respect for time travel in the Terminator movies The busy last few days I'm officially just "fat" instead of morbidly obese, and it feels so good! Last of Us 2 Cookie Crisp Cereal "Beats Shoveling Snow" Lionel Richie Prostitute...

An important detail that I got wrong in my Nancy / Computer Cowboy story in episode 57 is corrected in this quick audio update. Please listen first before you check out Episode 57

So I was tagged in a post by a passive racist this week, and proceeded to shut them down in every possible way...they did not take it well. You won't believe their response, but you'll hear all about it in Episode 57. Also, this week's jam-packed show: I had a dream that there was a musical called "Becoming Bronson Pinchot" starring Brendan Frasier and Padget Brewster. Speaking of Pinchot, he's in...

Oh man, I've got some stuff to say today... I actually met Bork...and I have the meaning of "Bork." It's a Birthday Boy Exclusive! Freddy Fist Bump and I talking shop at the grocery store Killing Mosquitos in mid-air is so satisfying Giving up Subway seats to kids...WTF?! Paranoia about everything Andy Williams and Johnny Mathis are fucking terrible More ranting about how stupid we are for spendin...

Oh man, what a show for you this week! Happy Birthday to Dubba J and Nate + Some new CAMEO videos to share Celtics, Patriots, Cam Newton Are you anti-mask or a smart person? Making old man sounds Getting texts from Trump My big hair A NEW CALL from a NEW CHARACTER! "Auntie Klif" calls her nephew After doing live shows, taking a long break, and doing 3 so-so shows, I kinda feel like I got my groove...

Independence Day (The Movie and the Day) Riding bikes around Boston Cam Newton on the Patriots Garage Band Tunes made by me, Cailyn and Camryn Ice Hands, Motex, Kramer, Hot Buns Howard, Creepy Eyes and Yabba New Neighbors (No more Bork) My freestyle Rap called "Dacho Grooves" And tons more!

Season 2, Episode 2 is here! Freddie Fist Bump finally recognizes me at the grocery store; Aunt Jemima Movie idea; Dickturd ain't gonna have his liberties taken away; Splash Mountain / Princess and the Frog Cancelling White Jesus? Where do I sign up? FB Moron Update Wankum's Wacky Weekend Weather A nice email from Nate Kliffy Cheeseburgers calls Klif for the first time

After a month-long hiatus, the Birthday Boy Podcast is back! New Intro, new music, same Birthday Boy Cameos from Kevin McDonald and Hacksaw Jim Duggan The end of Bork and Grau? Sounding Board Theater Dirtpile matches and almost getting choked out by an MMA fighter Swearing golfers Uncle Klif DDS makes his debut, as he urges Klif to call back and make an appointment at his dental office: "Mouth Ple...