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In perhaps the most chaotic drunk episode ever published to the Binchtopia catalogue, the ladies recount some original Grimm fairytales for your listening pleasure. Content warning for heinous accent attempts, sporadic, off-key karaoke breaks, and a hasty ending once the realization hits that we're simply too drunk to finish appropriately. Listen to the full episode here . Advertising Inquiries: h...

In a special episode, the ladies go through their mailbox and respond to some listener write-ins. Digressions include why vegans need a better PR team, our recent Netflix obsessions, and our formal petition to take influencer moms to the Supreme Court. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies dive into the r/relationships subreddit to respond to husbands who refuse to go to the doctor, people who try to fuck their roommate's boyfriend, and girlfriends who, unfortunately, chew like a cement mixer. For the full episode, other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

In this episode, the ladies dissect the history of tattoos and the many meanings they take on in different social and cultural settings. Digressions include a review of the award-winning girlboss car sex film Titané, a cult leader reaching new heights of hair bravery, and an extended mailbox moment for your funny and traumatizing tattoo stories. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.co...

The Girlboss Summit returns to feature two legendary women in STEM: Wendy Carlos and Hedy Lamarr. Digressions include Trader Joes' new Fall items, our current TV obsessions, and advice on how to deal with a breakup you know is coming. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

In this episode, the ladies break down the history and social purpose of beauty pageants in the US. Digressions include discussion of Julia's tooth BBL, the trauma of the Macy's dress section, and the many crimes against humanity committed by Toddlers & Tiaras Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this highly contested episode, the ladies whisper their way through the latest celebrity gossip, including John Mulaney's divorce, the most maladjusted celebrity children, and Elon Musk's killer cars. The full episode and other bonus content is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, the ladies discuss the D'Amelio family's depressing reality show, how TikTok rewards mediocrity, and why every random influencer has a singing career. Digressions include more male art discourse and a summary of the Disney princesses' mental illnesses. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Aca...

In this episode, the ladies unpack the complex history of reproductive rights in the United States, talk historical abortion procedures, and break down what's happening with reproductive rights and access today. Digressions include Eliza's near death experience, the general public's lack of plane etiquette, and why one listener thinks Binchtopia has basically the same effects as Xanax. Patreon: pa...

In this episode, the ladies break down multi level marketing businesses, how they prey on the loneliness of women, and explain why they're basically all cults. Digressions include why men need to stop overstaying their welcome, the rich cosplaying as poors, and a special birthday astrology reading for a listener. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquirie...

In this special bonus episode, Julia's bestie Allegra joins to talk about the Gossip Girl reboot, basic things she doesn't understand, and why we should all be making baseless claims. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies discuss the abject horrors of domestic life and explain why your moms are so sad all the time. Digressions include our gynecological updates, Joan Didion's iconery, and the OnlyFans rebrand. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special bonus episode, Eliza chats with her college bestie, religious scholar Kate Twomey, about spiritual materialism, psychedelics, the whitewashing of eastern religion, higher self alignment, and much more. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast...

In this unlocked Patreon bonus episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode (which is unfortunately not sponsored by HelloFresh) the ladies unpack our culture's obsession with true crime. They explore why women love it, the ethical dilemmas associated, and how some of you freaks want to fuck the Columbine shooters. Plus, a surprise guest! Support us on Patreon patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy our merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://...

In this episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In another theory episode, Julia breaks down Judith Butler's concept of gender performance. Digressions include Harley's rise to fame, BBL community updates, and Jeff Bezos' unfortunate return from space. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a special episode, Eliza uses her incomplete Gender Studies degree to give a crash course on Adrienne Rich's theory of compulsory heterosexuality. Digressions include Julia's stint in the tuberculosis unit, why men are afraid to get their balls checked out, and how to let your female friends know you love them. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Honor Mat George's...

In this episode, the ladies dissect celebrity culture and the concept of parasocial besties. Digressions include the horrors of pregnancy, why stalking was legal until the 90's, and how Madison Beer saved our lives. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this deep dive on Godly Wives, the ladies discuss the history of Godly wifehood, what it takes to be one, our contemporary Godly idols, and the tradwives' twisted relationship with history. Digressions include the movement to let Sha'Carri smoke weed, YoungLife trauma, and a merch reveal! Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia . Bonus content including extra episodes, reading lists, and...

To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. To hear the full episode along with other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, go to patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a round-up of cultural commentary, the ladies discuss the Bo Burnham special, Britney's testimony, the end of The Kardashian reign, and much more. Digressions include a look into Subway's unethical and inedible practices, Julia's beef with the Evangelicals, and why mommy vlog TikTok is canceling Eliza.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

The ladies unpack the Troubled Teen Industry, from its hippie cult origins to the money laundering scheme it is today. Digressions include an explanation as to why both girlies are so hungover, our vocal fry haters, and how some of you need to parent better. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies tackle the new-age nicotine epidemic with a discussion about the history of cigarettes, why Marlboro was #ForTheBoys, and how Juul made addiction cool again. Digressions include a review of Lorde's emotionally stable single, life updates from your mommies, and an enticing offer for anyone who can crack Eliza's cigarette habit. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted o...

Consider this episode an immersive experience. It's like you're sitting on our couch, a bong rip in (if you partake), listening to us gab about Jeff Bezos' space exploration, elementary school bullies, shoplifting tips, and everything in between. The full episode along with reading lists, newsletters, livestreams, and other bonus content is available at our Patreon, patreon.com/binchtopia Advertis...