Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 5/31/19 31.05.2019 4:23 ↓

Is the "Daddy Stitch" a real thing?

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 5/30/19 30.05.2019 5:34 ↓

A new law against unwanted nudes

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 5/29/19 29.05.2019 5:40 ↓

Danielle has no problem with having sideass.

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 5/28/19 28.05.2019 5:50 ↓

Little Hands John when to the strip club and was fully "correct" the whole time.

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 5/24/19 24.05.2019 5:05 ↓

Caller Christine has NO sympathy for her husband's E.D.

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 5/23/19 23.05.2019 5:56 ↓

John fails at JOHN'S Jeopardy!

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 5/22/19 22.05.2019 5:21 ↓

16 y/o Patrick has a hot promiscuous mom. This hit home for Derek and decides to take Patrick under his wing.

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 5/21/19 21.05.2019 4:35 ↓

When comedian, Bert Kreischer doesn't call into the show for a scheduled interview, the guys roast him...and themselves (We still love Bert).

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 5/20/19 20.05.2019 5:37 ↓

Billy vs. Emotional Support Animals

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 5/17/19 17.05.2019 6:53 ↓

We talk about girls who drink beer and pee outside.

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 5/16/19 16.05.2019 5:52 ↓

We know lots of guys do it, but do girls Dutch Oven their partners?

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 05/15/19 15.05.2019 6:45 ↓

Sexual Fantasies...Always a fun topic!

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 5/14/19 14.05.2019 7:31 ↓

You should apologize for something, but you refuse!

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 5/13/19 13.05.2019 7:19 ↓

Inspired by a viral prank, Creepy-Ass John calls up businesses and let's them know that he's quitting. Lots of confusion here.

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 5/10/19 10.05.2019 8:04 ↓

When it comes to our phone-screener, Arianna, and Creepy-Ass John, it safe to say they BOTH suck, but we wanted to know "Who Sucks More?!?!?!"

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 5/9/19 09.05.2019 6:42 ↓

How about an Internet Troll Ban?

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 5/8/19 08.05.2019 5:05 ↓

Creepy-Ass John comes out of his shell. Chris wants to stuff him back in.

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 5/7/19 07.05.2019 8:06 ↓

Weird Period Tales...far from the bloody truth!

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 5/6/19 06.05.2019 6:04 ↓

A husband and wife who are dedicated listeners to the show had an amazing weekend of sorts. What did they do? Let's just say the husband called to brag!

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 5/3/19 03.05.2019 6:11 ↓

Guy calls in upset because his fiance wont wear white to their wedding because she isn't....well, pure.

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 5/2/19 02.05.2019 7:34 ↓

...and on this day we learned a little something about our good friend, Derek

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 5/1/19 01.05.2019 6:11 ↓

Ladies, ever experience Phantom D? New study says that if you want a girlfriend, you should have sex one the first date.

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 4/30/19 30.04.2019 5:40 ↓

Good and Bad news on Cannabis

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 4/29/19 29.04.2019 6:03 ↓

Billy's Urinal Moment!!

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 4/19/19 19.04.2019 4:12 ↓

Chris finally takes a "sexy" selfie, and pays dearly for it.