Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 3/23/20 23.03.2020 5:40 ↓

We play "Would You Rather - Couples Quarantine Edition" with BMS listener, Marky Mark. Some of these choices are tough. Take a listen and play along.

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 3/20/19 23.03.2020 6:52 ↓

BMS listener, Chyna calls in and tells us about her husband in prison.

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 3/19/20 19.03.2020 5:27 ↓

How about a game of "Ass Backwards" trivia. It's pretty easy. Play along.

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 3/18/20 18.03.2020 4:54 ↓

Quarantine with Baby Daddy instead of boyfriend!!

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 3/17/20 17.03.2020 5:49 ↓

China Trivia...These guys know NOTHING about China.

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 3/16/20 16.03.2020 5:14 ↓

Peppa Pig called out for fat-shaming dad? Is fat-shaming pops cruel or is it just playful teasing?

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 3/13/20 13.03.2020 5:21 ↓

Do you really wash your hands every time?

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 3/12/20 12.03.2020 5:57 ↓

How guys we can take the perfect D pic.

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 3/11/20 11.03.2020 6:10 ↓

What weird place did you and your partner meet?

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 3/10/20 10.03.2020 5:31 ↓

the corona virus is ruining everything including the sex parties!

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 3/9/20 09.03.2020 6:06 ↓

What is something you did in the bedroom that you didn't like?

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 3/6/20 06.03.2020 5:28 ↓

Would you rather get a D pic or a poem?

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 3/5/20 06.03.2020 5:15 ↓

Husband wants sex after work.

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 3/4/20 06.03.2020 6:12 ↓

We give ladies the ol' sniff test!

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 3/3/20 06.03.2020 5:09 ↓

With the coronavirus. Stop the handshakes!

BMS CRAP CLIP - MONDAY 3/2/20 06.03.2020 5:49 ↓

Do you have any regrets in life?

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 2/28/20 28.02.2020 6:16 ↓

Have you ever felt obligated to give it up?

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 2/27/20 28.02.2020 5:39 ↓

Some ladies just really want to have a threesome.

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 2/25/20 28.02.2020 5:02 ↓

Guys, women's restrooms are pretty gross.

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 2/19/20 19.02.2020 5:16 ↓

Do dads have the same maternal instincts as moms? Things get a bit heated on this one.

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 2/18/20 18.02.2020 5:45 ↓

Do you have more pics of your dogs or your kids on your phone?

BMS CRAP CLIP - FRIDAY 2/14/20 14.02.2020 5:13 ↓

Girl Number Guessing Game - Girls call in and answer a series of questions from Billy, Derek, and Dumbass Daniel as they try to figure out how many sexual partners each had.

BMS CRAP CLIP - THURSDAY 2/13/20 13.02.2020 5:35 ↓

Mother cuts young daughter's hair because Dad's new girlfriend styled it. Caller backs up mother, than gets lit up by other callers.

BMS CRAP CLIP - WEDNESDAY 2/12/20 12.02.2020 5:03 ↓

BMS Family Feud - Derek, Chris, & John square off in a battle that adds "dysfunctional" to Family Feud

BMS CRAP CLIP - TUESDAY 2/11/20 11.02.2020 6:14 ↓

Rude Trivia - Should be right up their alley, yet Daniel and John still suck at it.