Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

NARD HAS YEAST 05.01.2026 6:02 ↓

Nard called Derek during the Christmas break to help clear up that he in fact doesn't have yeast.

BABY GIRL 04.12.2025 5:56 ↓

Billy finds some audio of Nard calling every woman he meets baby girl.

COUPLES PHOTO 03.12.2025 5:24 ↓

Billy still doesn't believe Nard's new girlfriend until he sees a photo that Nard shows.

GRANDMA HOES 02.12.2025 5:29 ↓

Billy plays a bit of audio of grandmas remembering a time of what to call hoes.

SHIRTS OFF 01.12.2025 4:58 ↓

Nard is getting a procedure done and Billy had the idea of showing it off when he comes back.

SKANKSGIVING 26.11.2025 5:23 ↓

Skanksgiving is around the corner where people go back home and get busy with some old flames.

GROPING MEN 25.11.2025 5:19 ↓

Is it the new thing for men to be groped now instead of women?

SPANKSGIVING 24.11.2025 5:06 ↓

Time to spank Nard for whatever it is you are thankful for.

LOST CALLER 21.11.2025 6:08 ↓

A woman talks about how she is shocked her husband was upset by her cheating, a caller comes in and Billy and the show have some fun with them.

BILLY CUTS NARD OFF 20.11.2025 5:47 ↓

No more free money for Nard as Billy cuts him off.

NARD IS CRYING 19.11.2025 5:19 ↓

Nard has some emotions that show and Billy and Derek call him out.

NARD'S NEW CHICK 18.11.2025 5:11 ↓

Billy and Derek find out that Nard has an attractive woman who is into him and they can't stand his ego.

NARD'S LANGUAGE 17.11.2025 4:54 ↓

Nard has a lot of trouble trying to talk to Billy, Derek, and Chris.

SPELLING BEE 14.11.2025 5:01 ↓

Nard V.S. a listener in a spelling bee for tickets.

NARD IS FLUSTERED 13.11.2025 5:38 ↓

After asking Nard for some advice about the dating world, Billy is a bit confused when Nard speaks gibberish.

WOMAN KICKED OUT 12.11.2025 5:15 ↓

A woman is kicked out for still talking to her ex, Billy and the guys have a debate about it.

NARD'S WRIST 11.11.2025 4:35 ↓

A throwback moment where Chris finds audio of Nard hurting his wrist.

GUY RELATIONSHIPS 10.11.2025 5:20 ↓

Chris talks about cool it would be to just always have a guy around but not in a sexual way.

FART FRIDAY 07.11.2025 4:57 ↓

Someone wronged you? Fart on them with The Billy Madison Show.

NO COOKING 06.11.2025 5:37 ↓

Women who don't cook for their man are actually happier.

NARD OUT SHOES 05.11.2025 5:01 ↓

Billy gave Nard some shoes that he customized to his liking.

NARD'S RED FLAG 04.11.2025 5:34 ↓

A woman calls Nard a red flag so he decides to share his thoughts to Billy and Derek.

NARD QUOTES 03.11.2025 5:21 ↓

Billy has a list of the 10 wildest things Nard has ever said.

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS 31.10.2025 5:04 ↓

Nard goes on the attack about how flight attendants might be a bit more slutty than other workers.

IS IT CHEATING 30.10.2025 5:27 ↓

Billy plays some audio of a woman asking "is it cheating" questions.