Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Millions of pet owners plan to have romantic Valentine's evening - with their DOGS. Do you love your dog more than your partner, or do you find this crazy?

A debate breaks out on whether or not you have to get your mother something for Valentine’s Day.

A Christian pastor is branded a “chauvinistic a**hole” after writing an open letter to all women, explaining why they should NEVER post photos of themselves in bikinis or low-cut shirts. One woman calls in and agrees with his letter, sparking a heated debate with other female callers.

A daughter asked her father to take a wedding photo with her and her mom. After he refused because it would upset his current wife, she kicked him out of the wedding. Who’s in the wrong…the daughter, father, or his new wife?

A guy gets a supermarket worker fired for giving his wife his phone number. Did he overreact, or was he justified?

Video of woman explaining what they need to do for their men (basically catering to them at home) divides callers with some agreeing and some calling the video ridiculous.

A caller is slammed for saying children should NOT have to do chores. A few other callers strongly disagree.

A married guy joined a dating app and started hooking up on the side. He totally justifies his unfaithfulness by blaming his wife for being boring in the bedroom.

According to an article, dividing housework equally is ‘just as important’ as sex in a relationship! Some ladies call in to disagree by saying they don’t want their man doing housework.

A mother has a problem with her daughter sleeping in bed next to father when she stays with him, and insist it’s only appropriate for children to sleep next to mothers.

A woman incites other callers after saying that children should take their mother’s last name, as she feels that the mother is truly the parent and a father does not offer as much parental value as a mother.

A pub is blasted for asking women to sign a 'sexist' permission slip allowing their men watch sports there with their friends. One woman calls in and agrees that men should always seek their woman’s permission out of respect.

Do women really want romance on Valentine's Day or do they want some NASTY?

Woman wonders if she is in the wrong for getting a waitress fired for complimenting her husband's eyes.

A guy says that if a woman calls her dad "Daddy", it's a red flag that she's a cheater.

A working mom calls in to call out stay-at-home moms for being lazy. Does she have a point or is she just hatin'?

Woman says you can’t trust a man’s mother when you first meet her. She can’t be right…or is she?

A woman gets busted for placing a spy camera in ex’s home. She claims it was to see how ex’s new woman was treating her kids. Callers debate whether that was the real reason (including crazy caller who shared how she spied on her ex’s new woman).

A woman won't tell her man she can't have kids even though he really wants kids.

Inspired by the sad loss of the great Bob Saget, we play Full House Trivia in his memory.

Woman says when it comes to action in the bedroom, it’s up to the WOMAN to decide when it happens, not the man.

Is it a good idea to put kids first and spouse second in a marriage? One caller absolutely thinks it is, and happily admits puts her husband’s needs on the backburner every day. Some other callers agree with her while others say her marriage is doomed

Does the number of times you have sex go down as the number of years you've been married goes up?

Scorned by her cheating ex-husband, woman doesn’t allow him to be part of her child’s life even though he wants to be a good father.

Mom gets into it with other callers after admitting she uses her Elf on a Shelf to take Christmas presents away from her 3rd grader each time he gets anything other than an “A” in school and for having a messy room bedroom.