Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

ARE FLOWERS ENOUGH 01.06.2026 6:03 ↓

Billy plays a bit of audio of a woman complaining she got flowers for mother's day and Nard forgets where he is.

NUN RATING 29.05.2026 5:23 ↓

The Spurs Nuns have become famous and Nard gave one of them an uber ride where he gave her a one star as a passenger.

CHRIS IS IN TIMEOUT 28.05.2026 5:09 ↓

Chris gets in a bit of trouble for being well Chris.

DON'T DANCE 27.05.2026 5:11 ↓

A woman says a man shouldn't be dancing, which happens to be Nard's favorite past time.

BILLY IS A VIKING 26.05.2026 5:13 ↓

Billy talks about his DNA results.

GOING BALD 22.05.2026 5:22 ↓

Billy and Derek start to notice the lack of hair on Nard's head.

HOTDOG FISHING 21.05.2026 5:23 ↓

Billy and Nard remember how they used to use hotdogs while fishing, meanwhile Derek is just wondering if he could win the hotdog eating contest.

FIRST DATE SEX 20.05.2026 4:59 ↓

What is that a guy can do on a first date to get some action? Nard definitely doesn't have an answer.

CALLERS LIKE DEREK 19.05.2026 5:57 ↓

Billy takes phone calls of people who say Derek is hotter than Nard.

MENTAL E.D. 18.05.2026 5:15 ↓

Some guys suffer E.D. because of the mental state of being too tired.

KISSES AFTER MOUTH HUGS 15.05.2026 5:34 ↓

Would guys be okay some smooches after their girl goes downtown?

PORN AND PHOTOS 14.05.2026 5:38 ↓

Does watching a lot of porn warp the brain? Billy and the guys discuss Nard's new photos on his socials.

NARD REINCARNATED 13.05.2026 5:15 ↓

The subject of Nard's latest tik tok video leads him to make Billy and Derek start dying laughing.

CHRIS VS NARD 12.05.2026 5:25 ↓

There has always been tension between Chris and Nard, Billy and Derek want to find out why.

AMY'S REVENGE 11.05.2026 6:02 ↓

A caller named Amy decides to share with Billy and Derek her special revenge on her ex.

COUPLES DOING IT 08.05.2026 5:42 ↓

If you see an attractive couple, do you think about what it would look like when they sleep together?

CAN'T BE BOTHERED 07.05.2026 5:31 ↓

Billy asks Nard to chime in on the show and he still can't be bothered with such nonsense.

MAKE LOVE ICK 06.05.2026 5:40 ↓

Do women hate when their man say "make love" or something dirty?

FIGHTING OVER NARD 05.05.2026 6:06 ↓

A dude exposes his wife to her side piece and that sparks the conversation Billy and Derek have about two girls fighting over Nard.

BMS ROAD TRIP 04.05.2026 5:07 ↓

Billy, Chris, Nard, and Daniel took a road trip to Lubbock and some crazy stuff happened.

DEREK'S DINNER 01.05.2026 5:35 ↓

Derek was looking forward to a dinner that never came and Daniel adds to the fire.

BILLY'S DAD 30.04.2026 4:51 ↓

Billy remembers just how AMERICAN his dad truly was.

NERDY GUYS 29.04.2026 5:44 ↓

A woman says men with toys is an ick, but is this true? Billy takes a caller that doesn't mind it so much.

DEFENDING DOCTORS 28.04.2026 5:04 ↓

A woman's husband is married to his job of being a doctor, Billy and the crew debate about how hard a doctor's job is.

SEX COACH 27.04.2026 5:17 ↓

Nikki Glaser says that she enjoys being coached in the bedroom, but do other women want this?