Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

Doug is back, and this week Bill is determined to get to the bottom of his 22-pound weight loss. Doug’s diet? Steak. Black coffee. And… deviled eggs. Yes, deviled eggs. Before anyone questions the science, Doug would like it noted that he Googled it and it checks out. In fact, he’s so confident in the plan he’s considering making a plate of deviled eggs his Facebook Dating profile picture. It’s ti...

Doug is back, and this week Bill is determined to get to the bottom of his 22-pound weight loss. Doug’s diet? Steak. Black coffee. And… deviled eggs. Yes, deviled eggs. Before anyone questions the science, Doug would like it noted that he Googled it and it checks out. In fact, he’s so confident in the plan he’s considering making a plate of deviled eggs his Facebook Dating profile picture. It’s ti...

Danny is back in his Yankees hat talking spring training, and this episode goes everywhere—in the best way. Bill opens with a message from a loyal listener who called him out for saying GLP-1 weight loss drugs are the “easy way out.” In Bill’s defense, he was riffing, not researching, and there’s a difference. That sparks a bigger conversation about Ozempic, drug companies, lifestyle change, short...

Danny is back in his Yankees hat talking spring training, and this episode goes everywhere—in the best way. Bill opens with a message from a loyal listener who called him out for saying GLP-1 weight loss drugs are the “easy way out.” In Bill’s defense, he was riffing, not researching, and there’s a difference. That sparks a bigger conversation about Ozempic, drug companies, lifestyle change, short...

What do a Bigfoot saxophone player, global EDM raves, a grad school privilege exercise, and a vice so disgusting it nearly made Laura gag have in common? Welcome to another perfectly normal episode. Kevin’s friend Keith joins the show after seeing the mysterious saxophone sensation Dean Mitchell, better known as Saxsquatch, live in concert. What starts as a simple concert recap quickly turns into...

What do a Bigfoot saxophone player, global EDM raves, a grad school privilege exercise, and a vice so disgusting it nearly made Laura gag have in common? Welcome to another perfectly normal episode. Kevin’s friend Keith joins the show after seeing the mysterious saxophone sensation Dean Mitchell, better known as Saxsquatch, live in concert. What starts as a simple concert recap quickly turns into...

Dougie Fresh is back from the islands, tanned, and ready to tell all. He says he's even down 22 pounds! Between the ears maybe? Kidding!! We kick things off with a little Turks and Caicos debrief, a shirtless beach photo that made the rounds, and why at a certain point in life, you either keep hiding what you're insecure about or you just walk out and say this is the body that got me here. From th...

Dougie Fresh is back from the islands, tanned, and ready to tell all. He says he's even down 22 pounds! Between the ears maybe? Kidding!! We kick things off with a little Turks and Caicos debrief, a shirtless beach photo that made the rounds, and why at a certain point in life, you either keep hiding what you're insecure about or you just walk out and say this is the body that got me here. From th...

I’m replaying this conversation with Citizen Journalist Geoffrey Rogers of GLS News — and I’m doing it with a little more perspective this time. In my updated open, I’ll be honest: I’m not sure Geoffrey is driven more by journalism or by attention. That tension matters. It’s part of why this conversation still sticks with me. Here’s what I will say — and I mean it — Geoffrey is unwavering. He plan...

Mark the Soldier turns 55 and the crew shows up to celebrate. They brought gifts, Abbott's cake, and.... a surprise that Bill has been planning for months. The only problem? Mark almost doesn't make it. His car is sliding all over the road and he's calling in from somewhere debating whether to turn back! We finally shame him into showing up. Once he gets there, things get real. Fast. Bill has been...

Mark the Soldier turns 55 and the crew shows up to celebrate. They brought gifts, Abbott's cake, and.... a surprise that Bill has been planning for months. The only problem? Mark almost doesn't make it. His car is sliding all over the road and he's calling in from somewhere debating whether to turn back! We finally shame him into showing up. Once he gets there, things get real. Fast. Bill has been...

Bill took his son Jameson skiing for the first time this week. In his head it was a sunny Disney movie, fresh snow, father and son carving down the mountain together. In reality it was a snowboarding lesson with a bunch of nine year olds, a wipeout on a magic carpet designed for five year olds, a few "I hate you dads," and one very frustrated six foot fifteen year old who kept quitting and kept co...

Bill took his son Jameson skiing for the first time this week. In his head it was a sunny Disney movie, fresh snow, father and son carving down the mountain together. In reality it was a snowboarding lesson with a bunch of nine year olds, a wipeout on a magic carpet designed for five year olds, a few "I hate you dads," and one very frustrated six foot fifteen year old who kept quitting and kept co...

Bill was recently told about an incident where people were left with hurt — not just bruised egos, but real hurt — and what was said in reaction was, “They were in on it the whole time.” Were they? Maybe. Probably not. But when something lands heavy — rejection, embarrassment, betrayal, being left out of the meeting or the invite or the text thread — the brain doesn’t like randomness. Random feels...

On this episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Valentine’s Day gets the full autopsy. Mark spent the night delivering heart-shaped pizzas like Cupid on commission, then watched Song Sung Blue (yes, the Neil Diamond one) alone in his car between deliveries. Nothing says romance like mozzarella and melancholy. Bill did something unprecedented: he showed up to see his mom with flowers and wine...

Bill is podcasting from Rhinebeck, New York — apparently the Love Capital — where he spent Valentine’s Day… at his mom’s house. They went people-watching at the Beekman Arms, the oldest inn in America, tucked in the back like a colonial speakeasy. Marge had one drink. Bill had two glasses of wine. Because balance. Marge claimed she “wasn’t sure what we’d talk about,” which is hilarious considering...

Bill is podcasting from Rhinebeck, New York — apparently the Love Capital — where he spent Valentine’s Day… at his mom’s house. They went people-watching at the Beekman Arms, the oldest inn in America, tucked in the back like a colonial speakeasy. Marge had one drink. Bill had two glasses of wine. Because balance. Marge claimed she “wasn’t sure what we’d talk about,” which is hilarious considering...

Bill welcomed Dan into the studio for a wide-ranging conversation that began with a Super Bowl recap from Juice’s, where the food spread made more of an impression than the game itself. The matchup felt underwhelming, and attention drifted more toward the atmosphere and company than the final score. The halftime performance by Bad Bunny sparked strong reactions online. Bill expressed that he enjoy...

Bill welcomed Dan into the studio for a wide-ranging conversation that began with a Super Bowl recap from Juice’s, where the food spread made more of an impression than the game itself. The matchup felt underwhelming, and attention drifted more toward the atmosphere and company than the final score. The halftime performance by Bad Bunny sparked strong reactions online. Bill expressed that he enjoy...

Bill welcomes 20-year veteran Deputy Sheriff Brendon Hurley to the studio, and right out of the gate makes one thing clear: this conversation isn’t about crime stats, police chases, or anything you’d binge on a streaming service at 2 a.m. This one’s about people. Over two decades on the job, Brendon has seen what most of us only encounter on our worst days—and Bill digs into what that teaches you...

Bill welcomes 20-year veteran Deputy Sheriff Brendon Hurley to the studio, and right out of the gate makes one thing clear: this conversation isn’t about crime stats, police chases, or anything you’d binge on a streaming service at 2 a.m. This one’s about people. Over two decades on the job, Brendon has seen what most of us only encounter on our worst days—and Bill digs into what that teaches you...

Laura’s back from Mexico… kind of. What was supposed to be a four-day getaway turned into a seven-day saga, capped off with a night in a truly gross Atlanta hotel. No jackets. In this weather. Survival skills were tested. Respect. Bill kicks things off admitting he’s been thinking about something that actually started with Kevin. Kevin’s a Patriots fan, and after Super Bowl 60 somebody was chirpin...

Laura’s back from Mexico… kind of. What was supposed to be a four-day getaway turned into a seven-day saga, capped off with a night in a truly gross Atlanta hotel. No jackets. In this weather. Survival skills were tested. Respect. Bill kicks things off admitting he’s been thinking about something that actually started with Kevin. Kevin’s a Patriots fan, and after Super Bowl 60 somebody was chirpin...

First, Bill needs to bitch about Zelle for a second. Because somehow in 2026, a man can podcast, edit audio, upload video, and manage a production schedule—but try to send his kid money? Forget it. Bill is fat-fingering phone numbers like a drunk raccoon on an iPhone, immediately spiraling into full Dad Rage. Nothing humbles a grown man faster than technology designed specifically to be easy. But...

Bill welcomes Dan to the studio and opens with a warning: he’s got complaints. It starts innocently enough—Bill thinks he’s heading to the doctor for a quick prescription chat and suddenly finds himself mid-physical, staring down that question about how many beers he really drinks per week. The silence. The follow-up. The truth. It’s funny… until it isn’t. From there, Bill vents about the psycholo...