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The boys discuss making things the Ocky way, collecting concert setlists, and Korean BBQ. They then yap on and on about kitchen gadgets before tackling some on-theme advice column questions. They wrap up with an exchange of dumb kitchen gadgets available online before coming up with their own useless kitchen tool creation. Paul and Adrian formally apologize for misgendering Lil Uzi Vert. We strive...

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The boys talk termites, Supperland brunch, and how the Jaguars need to stay out of Shark's gang territory. They then tackle two advice columns all about King shit before Paul ranks some King based bars. Article 1: Ask Martin Luther King https://kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/documents/advice-living-13 Article 2: The Fairy Godmother Advice Column https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/t...

The boys talk Stanley Tucci cocktails, edgy Steve Irwin jokes, and bare/bear traffic. They then tackle two advice columns on zoos/aquaria before ending on a third seggy ranking zoo animals. Article 1: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/12/dear-prudence-animal-rescue-circus.html Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2023/07/ask-amy-im-tired-of-zoo-guests-preten...

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Theyre playing basketball We love that basketball Now basketball is my favorite sport I like the way they dribble up and down the court I keep it so fresh on the microphone I like no interruption when the game is on I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop My favorite play is the alley-oop I like the pick-n-roll I like the give-n-go And its basketball Bow Wow lets go I got the rock in my hands T...

Pauly, Pauly, you can't hide! The boys got off their bullshit last week just so they could back on their bullshit in this episode. They discuss cub scouts, Adrian's neighbor Tomo, and [redacted]s genital herpes outbreak. They then dive into two columns all about crash talk and wrap up with a third seggy all about the biggest career nosedives of the last couple years. Article 1: Ask TV Scholar http...

The boys discuss SNL pilled Vaudeville shows, overly topical comedians, and 104.7 WNOK the premiere radio station bringing you all the hits across the midlands. They then dive into two columns all about allergies (coincidence that they're both about dogs; that says nothing about us) and wrap up with a third seggy about the saddest films, movies, and cinematic masterpieces (real ones know the diffe...

The boys talk the carbonaro effect, getting zooted off zyn packs, and tv shows about making it in the rap game (Phil TV show up next?). They then dive deep into all the facets of spring break both small and large in two beachy advice columns. They top off the episode with a fresh new third seggy called wiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllld styyyyyyyyyyyyyllle. Article 1: Mrs. McVeigh's Manners https://dfwchild...

This ep is all about being toit with your sister, drinking out of straws, and Paul bullying Adrian for his looks (crazy behavior, I know). We then gab all about celebrities in two advice columns and then finish with a third segment about celebrity fan army names (shout out the pisspigs). Article 1: Asking a coworker to introduce me to her celebrity friends https://www.askamanager.org/2017/12/askin...

You're gonna wanna listen to this one while in your pjs on a saturday morning in front of the TV with a big bowl of your favorite cereal. We're talking nostalgia baby. The boys discuss strong coffee, the number of words french people have for snobby ladies, and Adrian's favorite jokes from the era of the Simpsons that he watched. They end with a third seggy testing if they truly are 90s kids based...

We're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures dese...