Big Boys Don't Cry

It’s almost Halloween month, so in anticipation we watched a romantic supernatural classic on this week's episode: 1990’s GHOST! We also decide to create our own reboot of Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), and discuss how right-wing comedy is still not funny. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show...

Can you guarantee love, or can you guarantee a film will be good? Both of these questions are answered on this week’s episode, in which we discuss LOVE, GUARANTEED! We also talk about zoom calls, Jeremy Bentham vs Jacques Derrida, online dating, and pumpkin spice. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our...

This week we discussed Charlie Kaufman’s latest WTF-fest movie, I’m Thinking of Ending Things! We also talk about unfilmable books, Dune, Dairy Queen, and whether the movie was all a ploy to get Rob to like musicals. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, you can support us...

Love is just a chemical reaction, so this week we watched the teen movie Chemical Hearts! We also discussed Supermalt, cornershop cocktails, and our next movie idea emerges: Warhammer Hearts. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, you can support us through our  Acast S...

It’s ONLY a movie…on this week’s episode we discuss the 2019 Netflix film ONLY, an appropriate film for the strange times we’re living in and the whole COVID situation. We also discuss Rob’s hatred of old money, and we compare films to candy floss. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want t...

Laughter is the language of the soul, according to Pablo Neruda. We watched the 1994 critically acclaimed film IL POSTINO for this week’s episode to find out if the ol’ poet was speaking the truth! We also talked about how to be a real poet, Bart Simpson selling his soul, and the academic shitposting of Jacques Derrida. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at...

It’s an important episode for our friendship this week, as we discuss the Netflix movies The Kissing Booth 1 & 2! The themes of the movies lead us to discussing our friendship rules, and we continue to decay in the horrible heatwave that’s ravaging the UK. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our sho...

Woof! On this week’s episode we discuss the 2019 live action remake of the Disney classic Lady and the Tramp, while we die in the current UK heatwave. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, you can support us through our  Acast Supporter page , either as a one-off or re...

No, not the 1995 film with Antonio Banderas…the 2020 Netflix rom-com Desperados! We discuss Desperados on this week’s episode, along with Road Trip, the original Pokémon cartoon, and Ed Balls. Ed Balls. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, you can support us through our&nb...

We missed the real Eurovision Song Contest this year, so we decided to fill the hole by watching a silly movie about it! On this episode we discuss Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga, as well as Eurovision in general, with Rob blocking Paddy’s request to have Canada join the fun. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com ....

It’s an erotic episode this week, as we visit the not-quite-porn category on Netflix to discuss the hit film 365 Days! We have a lot of fun discussing the film that’s been billed as the Polish 50 Shades, and also come up with a better film idea involving a man turning into a calzone. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.co...

It’s Brat Pack time on this week’s episode as discuss the sax-filled peak eighties movie ST ELMO’S FIRE! We also pay tribute to Ennio Morricone, and discuss the Mighty Ducks at length, before discussing how we’d reboot St Elmo’s Fire for Netflix. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to...

This week’s episode is all about the thriller Obsessed, starring Beyoncé and Idris Elba! We also talk about Van Halen, getting help from wolves to raise our children, and this week’s film inspires a new BBC sitcom set in a chip shop. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, yo...

On this episode we delve into Spike Lee’s back catalogue and talk about Do The Right Thing! We also discuss doing the right thing, the heatwave, and how to do film criticism good. Also, Paddy bought an Otamatone. You’re welcome. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, you can...

On this week’s episode we talked about Barry Jenkins’ excellent adaptation of the James Baldwin novel If Beale Street Could talk! We also discussed soap operas, the end of lockdown, and the truth that everything is political. You can find us on Twitter  @BigBoysDontPod  and you can email us at  bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, you can su...

0n this week’s episode we discuss the film More Beautiful for Having Been Broken, an interesting and passionate love story we enjoyed a lot. We also talked about defunding the police, how we would do sports commentary, and the very nature of criticism. You can find us on Twitter @BigBoysDontPod and you can email us at bigboysdontcrypodcast@gmail.com . If you enjoy our show and want to give back, y...

It’s an action-packed episode this week, as we discuss the enjoyable comedy The Spy Who Dumped Me. We also talk spy films in general, quizzes, candy floss, and shitposting conspiracy theorists. SHOWNOTES Kindergarten Cop Hot Fuzz Roald Dahl Movie Booksmart Richard Dawkins classic tweet Episode #49 - Life Partners Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast . Hosted on Acast. See ac...

On this week’s episode we discussed Greta Gerwig’s 2019 adaptation of Little Women, and realised you can’t spell Little Women without Lit Men, which led us to our worst film idea yet. SHOWNOTES Krusty sings the national anthem Little Mix - Jamaican Accent Lion King Sega Game Barbie Live Action Movie Episode #119 - Secret Obsession Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast . Hoste...

Wherefore art thou, Big Boys? On this week’s episode we had a lot of fun talking about Baz Luhrmann’s ROMEO + JULIET! We also talked about our favourite Shakespeares, Swedish bands, and Rob’s career in country music. SHOWNOTES The Hives - Hate to say I told you so Prince & The Revolution: Live Much Ado About Keanu The Last Action Hero Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast...

It’s cult classic time once again this week, as we head back to 1986 for a discussion of Pretty in Pink (written by John Hughes, not Howard Hughes as Rob thought).  SHOWNOTES Babu Frik Dave the Barbarian Simpsons Howard Hughes But I am a nice guy Horrible duck shoe   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s an extra special four movie episode this week, as we watched the entire Hunger Games series! Join us as we talk Hemsworths, sanitised violence, bad romance and the brilliance of Stanley Tucci. SHOWNOTES Opposite Day The Running Man Battle Royale Orphan Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Quarantine means Netflix films, so we watched a new one this week: the not so great LOVE WEDDING REPEAT. We also talked about St George’s Day, Nextdoor, wedding movies in general, and Shakespeare’s birthday. SHOWNOTES Best of Nextdoor Plan de Table Cujo Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our 150th episode and it’s a cracker! We talked about Autumn De Wilde’s recent adaptation of Jane Austen’s Emma, and also talked about actors in bands, Disney censoring butts, animal poo coffee, and a new buddy cop drama: Miranda rights. SHOWNOTES Animal Poo Coffee Daryl Hannah’s Butt got Censored by Disney National Theatre Jane Eyre The VVITCH Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/big...

Woof! To celebrate the launch of Disney+ we decided to look at one of the many weird live action Disney movies that time forgot: The Ugly Dachshund. We also discuss two sequels for it, the ethics of dog shows, Rob changing his name to Gordie Gordon, and of course, sex. SHOWNOTES That Darn Cat Crufts Best in Show celebrates by pooping Best in Show Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboy...

What goes in this podcast is none of your busini-WAIT, yes it is! This week we discuss the underrated eighties Pierce Brosnan classic TAFFIN! Don’t like it? Then maybe you shouldn’t be living here! SHOWNOTES The Black Hole Original Prankster Then Maybe You Shouldn’t Be Living Here! Remington Steele Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bigboyspodcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...