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Blue was in Security with Yellow, Geoff and Rusty were recording a podcast, and Purple is being super sus. We called an Emergency Meeting to talk junk yards, coloring barriers, and adding tear drops to our nations flag    *Imposter Alert*

Take a whiff of this heater. The fans asked for an episode about vampire ice shows, ani-morph, and adolescent bike gangs. So you know what we did? Flippin' Deliver. Inhale our talent.    *Blind Man Who Fights Women In Front Of Children Alert* 

Break out the milk this one is a heater. Rusty and Geoff get together like old times for an in person cast and rip it. From horse racing to yoga retreats to furniture pleasure. Buckle Up   *Raymour and Fap Again Alert*

Breaking news and breaking bones -- Rusty shares his new battle scar, we make some movie magic, and Geoff gets wasted for love of the game. Crack a beer, punch a stranger, hang with the boys. *OG Simp Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com    FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/    IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia   ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES WE DO N...

Lather on that sunblock because the sweet heat is back! Debating celebrity lookalikes and riffing out a Blues album this episode will be sure to set your Teepee on fire. *Dave Navarro Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com  FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/  IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES WE DO NOT OWN ANY SONGS OR MED...

Bang bang we're back at it again with the white vans. Rusty's grandpa is blind in the sexiest way, Chik-Fil-A is terrible in the most American way, and Eminem is a revolutionary in the most satanic way. Does any of this make sense? Strap in and find out. *Bluntfingers Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com    FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/  IG: https://www.instagram...

The Masters of War crank it up to 11 with a very mature screaming match about Rob Lowe, Disney's secret lessons on manhood, and Cardi B's wet ass pasta. Just like your mother used to make. *Wesley Snipes Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com    FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/    IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia   ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPO...

This weeks banger is brought to you by wheelchair fight clubs, Fonzi's dark fantasy, and Elon Musk's miner league softball team. And no we will no apologize to any children, nor the Amish-Italian community. *Flesh Voltron Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com   FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/   IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia   ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENT...

The sex magicians return! It's an extra long doozy where we navigate the dark side of Queer Eye, drunkenly crash a dog's birthday party, and take a HARSH stance on transparent children. Our ancestors are proud of this one. *Sugar Axel Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com   FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/   IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia   ALL SONGS USE...

Grab your cookies and milk, the kings of the playground brought enough heat for the whole class. We talk Mahomie's sweet deal, beloved YouTube sensation Will Smith, and Obama's master plan to Batman his way into office. *Broken D*ck Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com   FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/   IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia   ALL SONGS USED...

The Handsome Honchos are back and wetter than ever. We're talking shop about high school bodies, human litter boxes, and how 2020 can Rudy it's un-athletic frame to a comeback. It's not nearly as bad as it sounds but maybe don't share this one with your family or whatever. *Pubes Three Times Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/dropten...

The Goof Gang is back to tackle the important issues with raw power, athleticism, and lasers. Say a prayer to Japanese Jesus, take your son to the OBGYN, and get ready make 500 dollars a minute. It's a certified doozy. *The One With Hitler Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia ALL SONGS USED ARE...

This week on The Only Podcast That Matters: Geoff and Rusty get woke and give the sweet heat treatment to the WNBA, Salem Witch Trials, and Disney’s sinister child-star breeding empire. Can we save a log flume from racism? Is it okay to cheat in sports if you do it real cool? Chune in *Lovely Assistants Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ I...

Your favorite sweet and spicy boys are back with the magic. We dig into the holidays that Jesus doesn't want you to know about and place hot bets on competitive cancelling. *Senior Hit Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES WE DO NOT OWN ANY SONGS OR...

Three white guys comment on the recent riots and racial divide the best we can. Having a respectful important conversation while trying to come up with fun creative ways for people to shut up and help. *Black Lives Matter Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PUR...

Race wars, aggressive bird watchers, sexy bird women, and experimental Mountain Dew — the world is spicy, but the riffs are sweet. The boys literally flex their literal muscles on this one, deep dive some sports talk, and try their darn hardest to get cancelled. *Blackbird Watcher Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagra...

G Sizzle and Rusty Ripe talk about porn they don't vibe with and the new ones they've explored. Somehow the kiddos graduate to more prestigious topics like Burlesque *Sensual karaoke alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES WE DO NOT OWN ANY SONGS O...

Another week, another banger. The boys investigate an extra sticky pizza conspiracy, uncover George Lucas’ dark sexy secrets, and ejaculate with the force of a thousand Panzer tanks. Come as you are. *Hard Bat Nipple Alert* DropTent Media Network:  http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia ALL SONGS USED ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE...

Sweet Heat and My Voice Sucks collide again for some classic Sweet Sucks. Scott and Rusty battle for beta supremacy while the alphas vibe out, we discuss the new world of comedy and get absolutely reckless with the riffs. Worlds collide, baby. *Tiger Columbine Alert* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia A...

The puppy boys splash into some erotic fan fiction while talking about things you wouldn't do in front of your boyz    *gator boy puppy bowl alert*   DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia  

Another quarantine banger fresh out the easy-bake. This week the boys save sports and play God until Rusty gets aggressive about things that make sense only to him. *SURPRISE COWBOY ALERT* DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia  

The Sweet Heat boys are back in the virtual studio to talk real life bloodsport, friendly dominatrixes, and Ru Paul's Deathrace. It truly is the end of days.    *FIRE SHARK ALERT*   DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia  

The Skype daddy's are back for another quarantine extravaganza. Dive into our sweet froth   *Stay yo sexy self at home alert*   DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia  

The world is falling apart and so are the boys. We Skype it up to discuss surviving the quarantine, debut Geoff's new murder machine, and try to find loopholes in their legally binding NonDisclosure Agreement. Big yikes all around.    *Legally Binding Alert*   DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia

March madness and sports are canceled so we canceled our brackets too. The boys go in for pure entertainment during your quarantines    *Wash Yo Self Alert*   DropTent Media Network: http://www.droptent.com FB: https://www.facebook.com/droptent/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/droptentmedia