Big Boy Mountain

Comedian Matt Burn returns from LA and Hollywood has not changed this hilarious piece of garbage at all. Matt gives us 13 reasons why his girlfriend will never breakup with him, reveals his secret to making friends (it involves using the internet to invade their privacy), and we dig into his notebook for some of the darkest jokes in Philly. We also have a very special guest appearance from world-r...

Philly comedian and roast battle juggernaut, Keir Williams joins the cast to basically conduct a free joke writing seminar. It's an absolute GAUNTLET of riffs that span from the Betsy Ross house, to North Korea and their Human Resources, to whatever dumb planet JarJar Binks is from. We're breaking Casey Anthony's world record, exposing corporate corruption, and declaring war on the dev...

Erik Terrell (Amazon Prime Comedy Special, Terrell's Top Five, Caroline's on Broadway) controls a room like a warrior-monk of comedy, but now he attempts to navigate the planet's most deadly terrain: Big Boy Mountain. Join us as Erik slowly progresses from "mature adult" to "literally telling a story about Dominican SW." It's like watching a werewolf transform in re...

Comedian and white-belt Rob Crews (Durag and the Deertag, MSSP, Dad Meat) makes his return to the mountain as a hardened warrior. Tremble in awe of his silliness, for Bobby Bottoms fears no man and has nothing to prove to ANY woman. We're getting to the [voluptuous] bottom of whatever Ice Spice is, passionately arguing about Hogwarts policy on Jewish wizards, and embarrassing our loved ones (m...

Matt Peoples is a standup comedian and co host of the "That Rules" podcast. Matt is looking to set the all time high score in an absolute heater of an episode. Seriously. I burned my lasagna last night and it wasn't this hot. Matt walks us through butt surgery, his hatred of the Klan and his love for old fat Italian Moms. *Simba Alert*

Comedian Cody Wright (Sweet Nothings Podcast, Electric Halloween, Helium Comedy Club, etc.) attempts to climb the mountain. We're talking Lola Bunny, Concert Sex and Book Bag Babies. Check under your car because you never know when a wild Cody will appear! *2nd Grade O Alert*

The boys take the week off from having a guest and sit down to watch the 134th Annual Rose Parade. We see Confederate Hang Gliders, Korean Cowboys and more. Dumptruck Debra steals the show! Tune in to a special episode of Rose Parade Commentary *Steamboat Willy Alert*

Kicking off 2023 with a bang! Peggy O'Leary (Lovable Monsters, Helium Comedy Club, Your Local Eagles Tailgate) shows us why she is the ultimate Big Boy. We talk snapping arms, having stalkers and the ruthless environment that is competitive cheerleading. Chug a beer and watch Peggy rack up ALLLLLL the points *Hurting Little Women Alert*

Baby Boy Ben Staab tries his luck on the Mountain. (Ayo Actually Podcast, Helium Comedy Club, Beat Dru Montana in Boxing) You know it's going to be good when your guest shows up with an Urn. Ben shares a lot with us. How Aquariums disappoint him, how little brothers are designed in a lab, and the rivalries that happen between teacher and student. Ben takes us for a journey - you may as well bu...

No Guest - All Zest. The fellas reunite after some time off. Rusty's looking like an OnlyFans user, Geoff's winning ball-tap wars and watch out for the MILF Hunter! He's got butter *Mouth Punishment Alert*

Hide your moms, wives, and sisters. Ryan Foster brought his Big Boy pants for this one. (Foster Care Podcast, Lovable Monsters, Punchline Philly, etc.) Ryan tells us all about killing rodents with his bare hands, his overnight trip to jail, and threatening Wendy's workers on Twitter. This episode got so big it might hit it's head on the doorframe. Buckle Up Brother! *Hide Your Dogs Alert*

Seamus Millar (My Dumbass Mom Podcast, Helium Comedy Club, Punchline Philly, etc.) joins the cast to spill the beans. He's collecting points left and right on this episode! Everything from what makes him cry, to an uncomfortable trip to Lego Land, to ruining someone's life in Animal Crossing. Dang was this a fun one! *John Cena Alert*

No guests to try and score big on the Mountain this week. Just some good ol' fashioned fun with the riffmasters themselves. Geoff has been asking his girlfriend to gamble for him, Rusty gets a call from PRISON and the boyz discuss Serial Killer's owning Netflix. *You Get One Phone Call Alert*

The man, the myth, the legend! Brittany Johann (Punchline Comedy Club, Helium Comedy Club, etc.) fights for a top spot on Big Boy Mountain. Brittany reveals everything from getting girls in the marching band to negative sexual experiences. She also throws down one of the largest wagers in Big Boy Mountain history! Will Brittany's gamble pay off? Find out! *Silver and Gold Alert*

Brendan Donegan (South Jersey Bad Boys, Soul Joel's, Helium Comedy Club) absolutely smashes our point system. Everything from loving Harry Potter to transparent bathing suits. Brendan may look like he has cute farts but this kid packs a punch! Literally! *White Trash Braces Alert*

Hide yo Swedish and Jewish boyfriends because Romy Rosner (Philly Roast Battle Champion, Helium Comedy Club, Punchline Comedy Club, etc.) heads to the top of Big Boy Mountain. Romy reveals the weirdest things guys message her, how many times she's almost been kidnapped and graduating high school despite never going to class. Romy sets a pretty high score but where does it stack up? *Logan Lerm...

Philly comedian Rob Crews (seen on Durag and The Deertag, Dad Meat, Attention Horse) enters the Big Boy Mountain arena to show us all what a real man looks like: emotionally vulnerable. We learn the trick to stopping hair loss, why dentists lie to your face and compare our irrational phobias to feel normal. It's the first ever game that you win by being yourself and hanging out with your frien...

Grab a towel this one gets wet and sticky. The boys return to the peak of the mountain to take over as a couple riff daddies. Talking preliminary rounds of Philly's Phunniest, Geoff's return from Colorado and why you should never let a man named Dr Stranges touch you. *Jelly Boys Alert*

The great Rustard returns from his trip and he's coming with heat. Hold on to your poop cause this one's getting messy. Was Santa Claus a weirdo with a motive? Is heaven full of religious dirt bikes? Is birth control one size fits all? Find out this week on BIG BOY MOUNTAIN! *Weenie Hut Jr Alert*

Comedian LeMaire Lee (Panties In The Mouth Podcast; Gilly and Keeves) bursts into the Big Boy cabin ready to throw swords. LeMaire makes claim as our Secretary of Defense, reveals his ultimate starter Pokemon and why oh why the Statue of Liberty is always so DTF. Welcome to the Multiverse of Sadness. *Pee Wee Alert*

Comedian Meg Goetz (Real Chills Podcast, album; 'One Last Rad Thing') makes history as the first lady to climb Big Boy Mountain, and she brought the dark spirits with her. Meg teaches us the very spooky science of being a ghost, the secrets of Disney's hidden burial-ground, and how to sneak a dead body into Yankee Stadium. We definitely angered the ancestors with this one so watch with...

Welcome to the Love Tunnel cause you're about to get wet. The fellas reunite for a very informative podcast. We're defunking theme parks, looking for Mexican ghosts and learning what Ketchup in prison is like. *Topsy Alert*

Philly Comedian Jay Simpson (Punchline Philly, Helium, Raven Lounge) is the latest and greatest to reach the top of Big Boy Mountain. Someone call JFK cause we were laughing so hard our heads hurt. Whether it's Handicapped Actors, 9/11, or Spooky Bike Decorating Contests you can be sure we made fun of it! *Professor X Games Alert*

Philly Comedian and legendary dirtbag, Brian Six (YFI Podcast, Gilly & Keeves, Skankfest) opens up his studio for a Big Boy Mountain takeover and delivers the ultimate Philly-comedy history lesson. We're talking sports knockouts, comedian knockouts, homeless knockouts - you know, Philly stuff. *Ya F#cked It Alert*

The first guest to conquer Big Boy Mountain is non other than Stand Up Comedian, Paul Carson. The boyz goof about getting threatened by the mob, jesus being a crappy magician, and the inevitable Jake Paul vs Amber Heard match *Uncrustable Alert*