BFD Podcast

Alright. Usually, we're borderline blasphemous, but this time it's blatant. But hey, Louis Hackerman really said it, we just interpret the good word. It's all about the onions baby. And peaches. Or if you mix the two, racial harmony. This week we talk The Shaggy Goose Egg Bois talk about the pitfalls of Buzz Lightyear Star Command (one unwillingly does so) and how Tim Allen must be stopped at all...

It was a night like any other. I was blind... still. There I was, at my favorite coffee spot. When all of a sudden, the most beautiful girl walked in. Electric Nachos was her name, playground tiffs were her game. My partner Jork told me all about her, because I'm blind. Then he put mustard in my coffee. That sonuvabitch. He knew I was blind. But what he didn't know, was that I'm red batman. As we...

This movie is not very parasite rock. 10 bucks if you know what that means, and also Mary Elizabeth Winstead is in this, and apparently, at least according to Jake, that means it's a 5/5 on the Ready or Not Scale. Walt Disney Head, we know you're listening, and even though you may not be in love with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, you're still contractually obligated to listen to this episode or we're g...

"Gotta go fast!" - said absolutely no one at any point during this movie. And you know what? While we're on the subject, why isn't the second movie called Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotta Go Fast , or Sonic the Hedgehog: Super Sonic , or perhaps the most obvious choice Sonic the Hedgehog: 2 Fast 2 Furryous . But I digress, c'est la vie. Life is just a videogame. Actually, maybe that's the point. No one s...

Get ready to rack 'em or role 'em all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, cuz this week it's all about adventure. And that adventure was within ourselves all along. Or it would have been if Courtney Solomon hadn't been on all the pills. In the words of one rouge-ish individual, "WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO GREATNESS". However, instead of achieving greatness, we were given the world's most fantastic political thr...

This is Wayne's World, party on excellent. Who did Mike Myers kill? Listen to this episode to find out...

Alright, Charlie Boy. You're gonna listen to this whole episode, Charlie Boy or I'm gonna beat you within an inch of you're life, Charlie Boy. You ever see faces in inanimate objects, and you're like "bunny", but really it's a machine about to take over the world? Has that ever happened to you? "EYAAEUGH" is the noise they make when they come for you, but if you're careful you can get them to box...

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! "Let's get down to business and defeat satan. Why did you bring me Ramses, when I asked for God. You're the saddest friar I've ever met, I mean just look at you. Nacho I'll make a man out of you." - Rango Ignacio may mean "born from fire", but nothing's more fiery than his love for the Lucha Libres. Can a luchador truly be a man of God, or does that go agains...

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You ready to get your train of thought wrecked? Well buckle up bucko cuz it's buckin' happening already. On today's episode of the greatest podcast known to man, we talk about dreams. And as we all know, dreams are for kids (silly rabbit). But this movie, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D but we watched it on Netflix so it's not really 3-D but you still have to say 3-D cuz it's in the...

DAMN! Your friendly neighborhood teenagers are back at it again stealing all your shit. But why they do this? Well, largely because they don't have a Rat for a daddy, whose daddy was Yoshi, but not the WAHOO Yoshi, the other one. The Rat is the daddy of four little angles, known to the general public of New York as these weird things that come out at night and eat all the pizza, but we know them a...

I got a heart full of knowledge and a head full of love. The fifth element sits on my hand, fittin' like a glove. Olaf is a spirit but also maybe not. Who the heck is Samantha? I think she a thought. Kristoff is in love, but Anna's actin' dumb Ela's hearin' voices, where they comin' from? You can hear bath water, and that's kind of a drag So go and get your copy of Captain America: Black Flag. Sta...

What're we even doing anymore... Howdy Roundabout all you loyal Shaggy Goose Egg Boi subscriberlisteners. We hope you rang that notification bell because youtube hasn't been too reliable about showing our subscriberlisteners when we upload. Anyways, leave a like if you liked it or a dislike if you disliked it. Either way, I'm just a possessed cookie shaped like a man, so you won't hurt my feelings...

Hello and welcome to our podcast, "On the Rocks with Rocky and Rocky and Bullwinkle." In today's episode, we talk about an intriguing philosophy involving the happiest bunch of A$$holes this side of the Mississippi. So grab your husband's balls and get real cozy as the police invade your house over a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. But that's the thematic subject, which we know you do...

This is Berk, where Dragons run rampant and Vikings are stuck in their old ways, or at least that's what it said on the brochure.  Hi. We're the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, and this is our podcast, Five Facts about Food that you Forgot you Fornicated. On today's episode we discuss the importance of fiber, electrolytes, and how carrots don't help you see any better. All you really need for a well-b...

This week the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois have received a message from a very real Shaggy Goose Egg Boi (not one that was shipped) proving once and for all that we have at least one fan. And while that may seem uplifting, it led to what just might be our worst episode yet, but I'm sure we can top it next week. That's what you listen for, right Sam? Our one true fan? Who listens to every episode? Right?...

If you ain't first, you're last, or so says my Daddy, all coked up on Columbian bam bam (it's really lucky charms but don't tell ma). Hi, we're the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, but for the purposes of this episode, we shall be henceforth known as Shake and Bake. This week we're takin' y'all on a tour of the deep south, visitin' places like the race track, church, and your friendly neighborhood sportsgri...

Grab your *golden eggs* boys and girls on this wild episode of Al Pacino's Prison Scene cuz it's either me or him...me...or him. This week our podcast has been taken over by international icons Cheech and Chong, and they've turned it into a video-cast. It doesn't take things very long to go up in smoke, as the one and only Shaggy Goose Egg Bois quickly lose their minds over a couple of cats and so...

"Do the roar" said the kid, to the once fearsome ogre. But the ogre had become a jolly green joke, and wished to return back to the way things were before. Before he rescued the beautiful princess from the dragon's keep.  Bonjour, Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, and welcome to our tale of woe. What happens when you have it all, but are too self-absorbed to see that? Well, you hit reset and wish for on...

Look, we all know that Shrek The Third is the worst Shrek, no one's denying that. What we ARE denying is that it's the best Shrek, despite what Ayanna from your sociology class tells you. BUT Ayanna is not completely unfounded, as The REAL Shaggy Goose Egg Bois have found some deeper meaning in this ROYAL PAIN (more on that later) of a Shrek movie. Most of which is about bein a daddy, but also may...

The cats out of the bag in this one, and he's in the forest. Shrek's livin' la vida loca with his new wifey, but is all that glitters truly green? It's time to meet the parents, and although Nic Cage ain't her daddy, he still ain't the loving type, despite his wart-filled past. PLUS Happily Ever After is toted by big business and the head honcho is out to secure the rest of the kingdom. It's up to...

WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF SHREKTOBER!!! All month long the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois take a deep dive into the memeified world of Shrek. We peel back the layers of this extraordinary film and get down to the nitty-gritty because Shrek is more than just an Ogre. Just like everyone else, Shrek has feelings, but too often he is confused with flesh sucking giants that turn eyeballs into jelly....

Domo Arigoto, Mr. Robautobot. Sometimes, you just gotta make love on your best friend's head. Especially when that best friend is a sentient robot from another planet. But also only after you've saved the world from the other sentient robots from your best friend's planet. Also your best friend's other sentient robot friends stand there awkwardly while it happens? It doesn't really make any sense,...

WARNING!!! Some listeners may find the following podcast disturbing. Listener discretion advised...but who really cares, listen to it anyway. Have you ever been told by your parents that they hated you while you simultaneously screamed, "I wish I was never born," and then stormed off to a bar where you realized that nobody knew who you were but somehow you still existed, and for some odd reason we...

Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever had your Narrator be kidnapped by a gorilla? Have you ever been a historian killed by a medieval knight? Has your animator ever suddenly suffered a fatal heart attack? Has any of this ever happened to you? If so, you are likely a follower of Arthur, King of the Britons, and could be entitled to copious legal compensation, possibly from God himself. Or y...