Between Two Sterns

The Jareds Stern discuss Jared Stern of the North's plumbing troubles, Jared EaStern laments that his album may have fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it, and the spoof debate gets settled. (Recorded 3/29/23)

Jared Stern of the North spills the North Country tea, Jared EaStern's album is coming soon, and they wrap up some loose ends from last episode. (Recorded 3/20/23) DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM!

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's foray into Dungeons & Dragons, History of the World Part 2, and what qualifies as a spoof. (Recorded 3/7/23)

The Jareds Stern start off hyping Jared EaStern's upcoming album, then Jared EaStern proves he's a negative when it comes to the Mandela Effect. (Recorded 2/28/23) 

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's moving experience, argue over whether the next Super Bowl should be reffed by robots, then welcome the newest Jared Stern into the multiverse. (Recorded 2/21/23)

The Jareds Stern talk about whether their current selves would have a shot with their significant others, and how our teachers lied to us back in elementary school. (Recorded 2/7/23)

The Jareds Stern discuss their concern for Britney Spears, the simple brilliance of Below Deck, and assorted snack foods. (Recorded 1/31/23) 

The Jareds Stern acknowledge another arbitrary milestone, break down the breakdown of the NY Giants, and Jared EaStern is wrong about milk. (Recorded 1/26/23)

The Jareds Stern talk about overdue fitness, rage rooming, and irresponsible bidding before welcoming their Canadian variant to the show. (Recorded 1/9/23)

It's the Season 5 premiere! The Jareds Stern recap what went on during the holiday break: Jared EaStern traveled to Germany and Prague, while Jared Stern of the North was trapped in a Winter hellscape. (Recorded 1/4/23)

'Tis the Season 4 Finale! The Jareds Stern welcome a new Jared Stern to the Multiverse to talk about the inner-workings of Google, targeted ads, and more! (Recorded 12/14/22)

The Jareds Stern provide an update on the karmic balance of the universe, dog problems, and vehicles for vanity. (Recorded 12/7/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss karmic balance, comedy trepidation, and welcome back the Taco Bell Sommelier , Tarun Sinha to talk about his recent brush with fame. (Recorded 11/30/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss the true meaning of Thanksgiving, location scouting, digging out of the big storm, and sad answers to security questions. (Recorded 11/23/22)

The Jareds Stern are back after another unplanned hiatus. They have some good news to share, talk yummy cocktails, and the magic of Chuck E. Cheese. Best Of DC Results

The Jareds Stern try to lighten things up after last episode. Jared EaStern talks about his tour of #selfcare, they pull back the curtain on last week's episode, and how suddenly Jared Stern of the North likes football. (Recorded 10/26/22)

The Jareds Stern have something fairly heavy to address, then it's on to trying to distract from it by discussing the start of the Fantasy Football season. Also, Happy 40th Birthday to Jared Stern of the North! (Recorded 9/13/22) VOTE FOR JARED STERN

The Jareds Stern discuss bad customer service, their continued amazement that people listen, and a new album that's in the works. (Recorded 08/31/22)

A new Jared Stern has entered the chat! After a rambling discussion of She-Hulk, the Jareds Stern welcome psychology student Jared Stern to the fold in the hopes that he might be able to make sense of any of this. And you can watch it as a video episode on Spotify... Fancy! (Recorded 8/23/22) Watch the Tony Jaa one-take fight scene

The Jareds Stern welcome Jared Stern of the North's gal Val to the show to talk fantasy football, the dwindling supply of Jared Sterns in the U.S., and sketchy colon pills. (Recorded 8/18/22) Check out Val's podcast, Psst... Is This Thing On?

The Jareds Stern explore a new wrinkle in our interaction with Jenn Todryk, the host of No Demo Reno, Jared Stern of the North reviews DC Super Pets, and Jared EaStern tries to describe his Lady GaGa experience. (Recorded 8/9/22)

The Jareds Stern welcome their most famous variant, Director of the DC League of Super Pets Jared Stern back to the show to talk about the movie's impending release, the expanding Jared Stern multi-verse, and other stuff. (Recorded 7/25/22)

A new Jared Stern has entered the Multiverse! The Jareds Stern meet their dancer variant, talk carnival rides, and HGTV twitter beef. (Recorded 7/19/22)

It's the Season 4 premiere! The Jareds Stern play catch-up after their brief hiatus, talking about Jared EaStern's wisdom tooth, Jared Stern of the North's Renaissance Festival frustration, and more! (Recorded 7/12/22)

It's the Season 3 Finale! The Jareds Stern recap the Between Two Stages shows and welcome John Irons from Captain GameShow for some Jared Stern adjacent trivia. (Recorded 06/26/22)