Between The States

This week:  ✨ Special guest Jay joins us! 🛍️ A trip to the richest of malls 🐸 Frog kicking (it’s not what you think) 🐶 The TJ O’Connor Adoption Center and how to properly rank dogs for adoption 😎 D&D with off-the-charts charisma 🧑‍⚖️ Animal Witness Protection 🤧 A sneeze too productive 🧠 Men's mental health and The Broken Man 👽 If you’re abducted by aliens... now what? 💬 Nice comm...

Nick, aka Ghostshooz, stops by the studio to talk with us about:  🖌️ Looking French  🌀 Middle of the Roll, Cinnabon  ⛵ A Boat That Floats  💦 A Flooded Basement  🫥 Making the Little Man Disappear  🎨 Nick's Art + Jared’s Stickers  🧲 Neodymium Magnets  😤 A Grudge Against Tom Holland  🎬 Animated Films, Rocky 6, Waterworld  🎶 Hanson’s Big Break, Christian Rock, Ringtones  🕷️ Bad Spider-Ve...

Andy's First Visit to the show gets a bit unhinged, so business as usual.  This one’s WILD. We covered everything and nothing all at once: 💸 Paying taxes like grown-ups (barely) 🎙️ Not looking like what you sound like 🎥 Mel Brooks mentioned 🌊 Subnautica 2 update 👰 Scary Spice got married?! 🎮 League of Legends = friendship therapy 🚗 Teen driving chaos stories 🥷 Hidden Wendy’s?? ↩️↪️ Bac...

We’re breaking in the new studio — and it shows! In this episode:  🍕 The beginnings of the great pizza debate 🍰 Mini cannoli’s (yes, they were worth it) 🔥 Heated streets and secret ad deals come to light 🌊 Actual baptisms — no metaphors here 🌞 Unique approaches to sunbathing ⌚ Confusion over watches and art 💬 Compliments are (awkwardly) exchanged 🏆 A contest is lost... and that’s that Send...

Episode 31 Wilbur returns, and with him comes another round of laughs, stories, and chaos! This week we’re talking about:  🎁 Father’s Day gifts  📢 Unwanted advertising  🔌 Turning electronics off  🍉 Fruit full of seeds  🚪 Being locked out of places  🕷️ Scary spider moments  💸 We’re open to being bribed  🤝 Having lifelong friends  🧔 Taking care of a beard  🏠 Being roommates  🌪️ The Springfi...

Episode 30  Kate's finally here in person!  👨‍👧 Father’s Day update 🚦 Traffic law lies 💵 Bribing inspections 🎥 Kate, Saint of TikTok fame 🛞 Tires is terrible 🐱 I Am Cat Gangland 🧝‍♂️ Pedro Pascal 🎲 Playing D&D 🌲 Shouting out Maine 👶 New baby fear 🪟 Throwing children out windows 😢 Sad movie deaths 🏬 What to do with a dead mall 🦷 A dental assistant is NOT a hygienist Find and...

📢 Schedule Update! We’ve officially caught up on our backlog — thanks for sticking with us through the double releases! 🥵💥  Starting now, we’re moving to a weekly release schedule : 🎙️ New episodes every Thursday 💥 Patreon subscribers (any paid tier) still get the goods early — episodes drop for you on Mondays! Huge thanks to everyone who’s been listening, sharing, and supporting us. Whether y...

Episode 29 👤 Special Guest: Tara! 🧤 Wardrobe malfunction 🎣 Fishing Derby 🚤 Boat update 💉 New tattoo 😳 Embarrassing encounters 📱 Technology troubles 😊 Happy smells 📊 Post-life stats 😬 Accidentally hurting children 🧬 Things we would do with a clone 🛌 Strange dream time 🧠 Believing conspiracies 👻 Trying to get to the afterlife 🥣 Someone tried the soup thing  Send us Fan Mail Support th...

👏 Brien makes his podcast debut and things go exactly as expected... 😅 This week we’ve got:  🐐 Yard Goats and stolen doors in Chicago  🔥 Chimney smells & fireworks with cigarettes  👻 Cemetery driving & nights on the train tracks  🧒 Making life better for our kids (seriously)  🐶 Florida trip dog tales & pig butchering (both kinds!)  🕯️ Search lights, bridges, and a long-awaited F...

Chris is BACK! This week, the guys get into: 🧊 Fridge light betrayal 🎮 A stolen video game 🕰️ Future-you vs. Past-you 📏 Lying about height  🧗 Heights are terrifying 🥪 Deli stickers  ✂️ Another thing that should’ve been cut 🥟 Patsy’s calzones, legendary 🤝 Handshake styles 🔤 Bad spellers 🔢 Integers are forever ruined 🌀 Simulation theory  🔐 The password is... "inside you" 🤖 Our...

Episode 26 This week, Dan, Noel, and Jared dig into everything from the weird to the wonderful: 🚗 Saabs as landscaping tools  🍖 A dash of cannibalism 🧠 Is the soul in your head? 💈 Barbershop dos & don'ts 👃 People who smell... memorable 🦇 Who would actually be a vampire? 🍦 Ice cream: addiction 🍷 Alcohols we love & hate 🪂 Skydiving dreams 💬 Small talk: yes or no? 🔊 New electr...

Dan, Noel, and Jared are back together — and the chaos is at full volume.  This week they dive into: 🛥️ A boat finally gets a motor  📜 Warranty issue  💢 Rotator cuff pain  🎭 Being John Famous Person  🌀 Reincarnation sliders  🧠 The fear of idling  🎁 A free trampoline  🧒 Young & invincible  🔥 A TWELVE-foot fire  🧴 Razor scooters & R-Zone trauma  📺 Watching ads like it’s 2005  🎮 Ni...

 Kendra stopped by the studio to join Dan and Noel — and it did not take long for the conversation to spiral in the best way. In this episode, we cover:  🦅 Bald Eagles  🚀 Public trips to space  👟 Light-up shoes  🌱 Nature abandoning its young  💭 Fighting in dreams  🧟 Zombie bites  ❓ Questions about loving parents  🔧 Dreams of another auto shop  ☕ A pay-it-forward fiasco  🎤 Voices for radi...

Episode 23 This one’s packed tighter than a DMV line on a Monday! We’re talking: 🎣 Fishing tales 🚗 DMV chaos 🗣️ That TikTok voice you either love or loathe 🐜 Pesky house intruders 🎉 Parties gone off the rails 👀 Neighbor stories you won’t believe 🚧 Drive-thru curb carnage 🚽 Bathroom etiquette 🎮 Video game banter … and plenty more off-the-wall laughs. Hit play, sit back, and laugh with us 👉...

Episode 22 Wilbur is back in the studio and things get nostalgic, weird, and just a little chaotic—just the way we like it 😎 🐣 The guys catch up post-Easter 🌴 Jared takes us on a trip to South of the Border 🏠 Wilbur becomes the House Intruder Inspector 💊 A little Schedule One chat 🏚️ House-buying scams? Yup, they’re out there. 😱 Noel traumatizes his wife (again) 🍪 How do YOU eat your Oreos?...

 Episode 21  It’s Dan’s birthday episode, but somehow Noel’s leg is the one that suffers. This week on Between the States:  Dan shares how he celebrated his birthday  Noel revisits the bunker debate: where would Jared go?  Jared goes off on Connecticut highways and relives a road rage moment  Noel brings us a hidden gem from the music world  Jared and Dan step up on their soapboxes  Jared tormente...

You can hear Noel's smile the entire episode, Dan spends the episode trying to convince you an untruth about Noel,   The guys talk about drive through experiences,  Jared had Macho Taco at the Big E,  Noel forgot about getting Dan in Six Flags,  The moldy dough dippers get revisited to check where Jared lands on this topic, The guys learn the history behind Noel's bee phobia,  Jared tell...

Season two is finally here! Jared's first appearance as a guest before joining as a full time co-host.  Noel hates driving because he hates the person he drives with,  Dan had a terrible bus ride after a bad rain storm, Noel pitches his bacon invention to Jared, but just like everyone else that's heard it, he's not on board.  Dan left the bar on a high note,  Jared tells an unbeliev...

The last episode of season one! Noel finally lost a 10mm socket, the time bank might work, Dan's son discovers "the whitest kids you know", Noel visited the dentist for no reason, and a few stories about bad times while drinking. www. BetweenTheStates.com You can send us questions, comments, and suggestions to : Podcast@BetweenTheStates.com Send us Fan Mail Support the show Episodes...

Noel worries about his taxes Dan's brother got marries Noel does a spot on impression Dan thinks his memory is better than it actually is Noel found something crazy when he was a kid Dan finds Enfield confusing  and more scam callers toyed with Questions, comments, and suggestions can be sent to: Podcast@BetweenTheStates.com Send us Fan Mail Support the show Episodes available on YouTube: htt...

Noel finally made some decent money, Dan has a really strange dream,  Noel had a logical leap of faith when he first met Dan, Dan can't convince Noel to make them easy money,  Send us questions and comments to : Podcast@BetweenTheStates.com Send us Fan Mail Support the show Episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BetweenTheStates Follow us on Social Media: Facebook: https://ww...

Noel and Dan share their experience of a dinner out with their families.  Noel wanted to eat chicken fingers he found at a convention center, good things he had friends to stop him.  Noel favors getting rid of taxes on tips, overtime, and social security, Dan is hesitant.  Noel coined a phrase. Dan share something he likes about noel.  Dan shares his experience with terrible internet provider cust...

Noel and Dan recall their first trip to Raising Cain's Dan shares his incorrect Severance theories Noel's daughter scheme's for midnight TV viewing Health insurance, meme coins, and the tooth fairy all come up,  And finally, Noel catches up on his power Ranger lore. Send feedback and question to: Podcast@BetweenTheStates.com Send us Fan Mail Support the show Episodes available on Yo...

Noel and Dan recollect punishments from their childhood. Dan tells Noel about his freedom thoughts.  Noel loves right lane highway passing.  They guys realize they can lie.  Send questions or comments to: Podcast@BetweenTheStates.com Send us Fan Mail Support the show Episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BetweenTheStates Follow us on Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.c...

Everyone knows the first step toward failure is trying.  The guys recount some of their greatest failures.  Dan has a dryer fire. Noel believes in zero point energy as technology of today.  Send us question or comments: Podcast@BetweenTheStates.com Send us Fan Mail Support the show Episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BetweenTheStates Follow us on Social Media: Facebook: https:/...