Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

Episode 24 This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather mischievous. We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, a prisoner making a run for it, a mistaken rocket launch...plus some simply zany behavior! The photo is a greeting card that another flight attendant makes, if your interested in a catalog contact  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com   Contact... flywithbetty@g...

Episode 23 What do contrails, hound dogs, fretless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common? They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase. And the last story...all I can say is...Ohhhh Baby! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com   Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

Episode 22 If you've ever seen the TV show "Lost" you've seen the model perfect gorgeous passengers of TV's parallel universe. But in reality people on the aircraft are alot more diverse than that...which is actually rather wonderful. This episode features stories about a group of monks, a drunk priest, a "gay" passenger and a rather large gentleman getting stuck in the aircraft lavatory.   Music...

Episode 21 What is a Bellringer you ask?  A Bellringer is a type of airline passenger who rings and rings the flight attendant call bell... and can't associate the the action of pushing the button and the resulting ding! We hear about alot of bellringers...some dingbat Flight Attendants... and at the end of the episode we hear a story that is a real "headbanger"! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com...

Episode 20 This show has great stories about crewmembers and passengers who are shall we say "colorful" or "interesting"!  At the end of the episode we actually have an ax wielding Captain! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by  www.garageband.com   "Strange People" by FBW You might want to listen to Joe Deon interview me on  "Fly With Me" at www.flywithjoe.com   it's in Episode 13.  Joe set...

Episode 19 This show has one witch story and then it is nonstop celebrity stories.  Starring Arnold Palmer, Elvis, Russell Crowe, Little Richard, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta, Andre the Giant and Robert Redford. And at the end of the episode we hear from a non famous but really impressive passenger just back from Iraq. Music by www.garageband.com "Walk of Fame" by Bad Mama Jamas      

Episode 18 Flight Attendants and Pilots spend a lot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents. When your traveling... it's always good to watch your back! Then at the end of the episode we hear from a famous passenger who was kind enough to share a funny story with me. Music b...

Episode 17 This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane.  The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane."  Actually one of the stories has kids and snakes on a plane. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! Music by garageband.com  "Kids Rock" by Blue Fox & the Rockin'D

Episode 16 In this episode we hear scary stories.  Some are funny scary and others are truely scary like the captain having a heart attack inflight.  And the last story...well...it's the bomb! Music by www.garageband.com   "Bombs Away" by Toke Squaly  

Episode 15 In this episode we hear funny stories about generalizations about all types of different people.. and ask...can't we all just get along? Music by garageband.com "Everything Good" performed by Twintwelve (I really like their music!)    

Episode 14 This episode brings us stories from the air...we have some swearing in the air, a cat and a mouse in the air, some pilot competitions and a truely embarassing moment in the air. At the end of the episode we hear the second part of the fighter pilot's first hand account of ejecting out of his f-18 aircraft! Music by garageband.com "Air" by Gertrude

Episode 13 Because of the amount of time Flight Attendants and Pilots spend in flying...alot happens in the air. In this episode we about... love in the air, being lost in the air, and needing a doctor in the air. Then at the end of the episode we hear a first hand account of a fighter pilot ejecting out of his F-18...now that's what I call drama in the air! Music by garageband.com "Air" by Gertru...

Episode 12 People are strange, a little odd and crazy. We hear about some strange passengers, an odd pilot and then I tell one of my favorite travel stories. You will probably think I'm crazy after you hear this story of a camel trek in the Sahara desert where we lost our camels and were stranded with some randy locals in the middle of the sand dunes. CONTACT...flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by gara...

Serendipity Episode 11 This episode brings us stories about moments in life that are not easily explained. We hear about a possible UFO sighting and some fateful moments on the aircraft. At the end of the episode I tell you about my date with fate on the airplane! Contact...flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by the very talented Jamie Angelise!

Episode 10 Birthday Suit! In this episode we hear about a pilot in his birthday suit, a few passengers in the buff and a flying santa suit. At the end of the episode I share a few touching listener e-mails. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Contact...flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by Garageband.com Christmas by Joe Perri

Episode 9, Crews Behaving Badly! In this episode we hear witty responses to problem passengers along with Pilot and Flight Attendant pranks and an update on my trip to Kuwait. Music by garageband.com Betty 5 0 by Automatics

Episode 8 Lost in Translation Funny stories about communication issues from the cockpit, the tower and in the cabin. At the end of the episode I'll have some exciting news! Music by Pod Safe Music Network "Crack the Sky" by Joe Campbell

Episide 7 "Security" This episode is about all types of security. We hear about some Canadian Mounted Police, a prisoner needing escorts, and delve into security post 9-11. At the end of the episode we hear an elequent statement from a retired Airline Captain! Music by garageband.com "Taking a Ride in An Airplane" by Pat Bateman

Episode 6..."Airplane Safari" Funny stories of animals in the cabin, celebs with their animals and my favorite animal from my African safari. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! Music from garageband.com "She" performed by Round 2

Episode 5. This eposode has fighter pilot stories mixed in with blonde moments. And at the end of the episode I tell one of my blonde moments where I jumped off a moving train in Morocco! Be sure to check out Fly With Me at www.flywithjoe.com there is a episode about the recent Jet Blue emergency landing with actual audio from the cockpit! Music by Garage Band...Paper Airplane by Something Else. C...

Full Circle!! Episode 4 This episode has some very funny stories that are ever so slightly off color or politically incorrect. We hear about some bodily functions, some ethnic stereotypes, and then a story at the end that brings everything full circle. Music by garage band...Rainbow by Laura Seiverling and Colors of the Rainbobw by Tommy Daniel Honles. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Episode 3 How's the water? In this episode we travel to Maui to hear about a pesky shark and an angry turtle. We also venture to Kenya, Israel, and then off to Egypt to hear about an amazing dolphin encounter. Music from the TV show Firefly that will become a movie due out Sept 30th called Serenity.  Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Episode 2 DISASTER LIGHT My own story of being smack dab in the middle of a natural disaster! Along with an explosion and 2, yes 2, wacky highjacker stories! Music by Garage Band...Hijacker by The Daybreakers and Paper Airplane by Something Else Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

My first episode..."Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh my!!" In this episode we hear about some troublesome monkeys in Bali, some bugs and bats in Belize , a dead guy in first class, and then back to India for tigers and ghosts! Music by Garage Band "Silver Plated" by Geoff Byrd "Traveling On" by Nathan Sheppard Band "Airplane" by Side Street Blues "Big Jet Airplane" by Steep Canyon Rangers "Trave...