Better Than Super Mario Bros.

In this episode Chris and Mark encounter the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever seen – Hulk Hogan with hair…

In this episode Chris and Mark welcome back special guest Helen MacIntyre for her defence of the 2014 clusterf*ck she likes to think of as “What Gaston did in the […]

A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. Obviously.

A Christmas movie? In August? Have they gone MAD? In this episode, we take on our first sequel as we join the eponymous killer snowman on a tropical island for […]

In this episode Chris and Mark round of He-Man (almost) month by revisiting Gary Goddard’s 1987 attempt to turn He-Man into Star Wars, Frank Langella’s amazing turn as Elton Johnator, […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark are joined by friend, collaborator and serial Statham apologist Helen MacIntyre for a look back at Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.

In this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]

Hey, everyone – what’s your favourite scary movie? That’s right, folks – in this episode Chris and Mark revisit the film nominated for more Razzies than any other as Elizabeth […]

George Lucas presents the only Marvel film more maligned than Iron Man 2, starring an anthropomorphic duck, Jeffrey Jones and Lea Thompson’s underwear. For video, check out our Youtube channel

In this festive episode, we take a look at a BANANAS tale of serial killer turned snowman Jack Frost, made with one third of a soup commercial’s budget. Because that’s […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]

In this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]

In this episode Chris and Mark discuss the origins of greatness, early work from Academy Award winners @benaffleck and @hilaryswank, the subsequent TV show which first brought them together (in […]

With Birds of Prey in cinemas now, we thought we’d go back and give the much-maligned Suicide Squad the once over.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! We kick off this festive season with possibly the most asinine attempt at filmmaking ever witnessed. Nazis. Elves. Grizzly Adams. It’s hard to know where […]

With the end of the Skywalker saga just weeks away, we go right back to the “beginning” and take a look at the much-maligned Phantom Menace.

In this episode, fan-boys collide as we argue over “the most 2000s film ever”, ranging from plot points, characterisation and what should reasonably be expected from a film about a […]

A middle-aged white man pretends to be a sassy black woman in order to get a job. That’s okay, right? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7620554/

In this episode, we go back to what is generally regarded as the WORST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER, complete with gratuitous T&A, rubber nipples and some disturbing revelations about Chris’ teenage […]

In this episode, Mark is joined by the multi-talented host of Our Three Cents to take a look back at a franchise killer complete with guy-liner and emo-jazz. It’s bad, […]

John Travolta’s pet-project, from the people that brought you Scientology, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and some back-up footage from Tunisian Tattooine in The Phantom Menace. What could go wrong? […]