Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids

Remember George the Giant Robot from season 2, episode 1? He’s back. And this time he has a GIANT problem to solve. The Easter Bunny has eaten carrots infused with Instant Growth Formula and is now rampaging through the neighborhood. Can George stop the now-giant Easter Bunny from destroying everything in its path? Listen to find out!  TheBestWhateverEver.com Thank you for listening! Please share,...

PART 2 OF A 2-PART SPECIAL ST. PATRICK’S DAY STORY: 8 year-old boy genius Dr. Shaun has been sentenced to Leprechaun jail… for 800 years! He “accidentally” stole Leprechaun gold and learned the hard way that you don’t ever want to mess with a Leprechaun. But Agent Shamus gives him a chance to redeem himself. If he can help stop a mischievous Leprechaun named Fred from stealing rainbows, Agent Sham...

PART 1 OF A 2-PART SPECIAL ST. PATRICK’S DAY STORY.  After inventing a rainbow-making machine, an 8 year-old boy genius named “Dr.” Shaun uses it to create a ton of rainbows. And he decides to take all the gold from the pots he finds at the end of them. But when Agent Shamus, a grumpy Leprechaun policeman, shows up, Dr. Shaun finds himself in trouble with the Leprechaun law. Good thing Dr. Shaun’s...

What would you do if you had the chance to reset the world? To get a big, fat do-over! That’s exactly what happens to Russell. After flunking his math test and running afoul of the school’s meanest meanie, he comes across a button that simply says, “Reset.” And he presses it! At first, it’s awesome: Russell’s reset-life rules! But Russell quickly learns there’s a not-so-awesome side to his sudden...

Sammy brings his prized possession to the beach to show all his friends. It happens to be a teeny tiny golden pebble… the same size as a grain of sand. Chaos breaks loose when a gust of wind sends the pebble flying. Cheered on by his friend Jessica and nay-sayed by his other friend Negative Nolan, Sammy rushes to find his pebble, first digging through a billion grains of sand and then wrestling it...

In season 1, episodes 9 and 10, we met Edward’s super-cool grandmother who always brings him the most over-the-top toys whenever she visits (like a life-sized submarine!). This time, Edward’s Grandpa visits and he loves to… nap! During one of his extreme naps, Edward’s Grandpa goes missing! Turns out, not only is he an extreme napper, he’s also an extreme sleepwalker! Join Edward and his trusty do...

Nobody loves Valentine’s Day more than Lila. So when Cupid suddenly retires and she inherits his bow, arrows and wings, she’s thrilled! That is until the super-meanie Shadow Cupid shows up to wreck her favorite day by cursing everyone in the neighborhood with mean-spiritedness and selfishness. Now it’s up to Lila, the NEW Cupid to set things right and save Valentine’s Day!  TheBestWhateverEver.com...

WELCOME TO SEASON 2 OF BEST WHATEVER EVER! “Beep! Bloop!” George is a giant robot and robots don’t sleep. They also don’t eat or poop or take baths. So what do they do? They guard stuff -- all day and all night. Some giant robots guard banks and amusement park rides, but George guards his friend Kyan’s prized petunias. But one night, when sneaky aphids steal the petunias and all the other flowers...

Oh no! Scarlett’s beloved stuffed doggies are missing! She left them in Santa Monica and now it’s up to her dad to find and save them. But things don’t go as planned. His superhero suit is at the dry cleaners (how else can he fly?!), his car is out of gas, and what good is a turbo-powered excavator if there is a ton of traffic (wait… why is he driving an excavator?)? Will dad rescue the doggies an...

It’s “Muahahaha!” vs. “Ho! Ho! Ho!” Herman Horrendous is only ten years old, but he’s already #1 on Santa Claus’ Naughty List. That’s because he wants to be a supervillain. After committing the most despicable evil deeds all year -- like cutting in line in the cafeteria and not brushing his teeth before bed -- Herman is determined to use his supervillain skills to thwart Santa and stop him from br...

Susie has so many pets, but she’s always wanted a snake. But her mom is terrified of them and has always refused! When her mom finally gives in, Susie adopts a boa constrictor named Hissy. And Hissy is the nicest boa ever... and loves to give hugs! But the last thing the other pets want is to be hugged by a boa constrictor! All Hissy wants is to fit in and hug, but will the other animals overcome...

In episode 4 we met Michael, a kid who couldn’t wait for his loose tooth to fall out, so he concocted a whole bunch of schemes to trick his Tooth Fairy into leaving him money. In the middle of the story, his Tooth Fairy goes missing! What happened to her?  We find out in today’s episode. Michael’s Tooth Fairy - whose name is Izzy - was stripped of her Tooth Fairy wings and became a lowly Snooth Fa...

Gobble Gobble! Most kids have pets like dogs or cats or turtles. Thomas has a turkey! Yes, a turkey. The kind that goes, “Gobble Gobble!” Thomas and Turkey like to do all the things that kids do with their pets. They play catch, go for walks and even cuddle. But there’s one day out of the year that terrifies them: THANKSGIVING! That’s when Turkey Catcher Carl shows up to catch turkeys… and this ye...

PART TWO OF AN EPIC TWO-PART STORY. Edward is on a quest to find his grandmother’s missing present. It’s a journey that ultimately takes him to outer space. At the end of the last episode, Edward and his loyal dog, Alpha, arrived on the planet Mars just in time to witness the Martians preparing to destroy Earth with a giant laser cannon! Will Edward be able to stop them and save his home? And will...

PART ONE OF AN EPIC TWO-PART STORY. Every time Edward’s grandma visits, she brings him the most incredible, over-the-top-toys imaginable. But what happens when she loses the latest toy somewhere in her travels? It’s up to Edward to embark on a quest that will take him to the Bermuda Triangle and into outer space! He’ll encounter meany pirates and Martians as he searches for the toytastic treasure....

It was a stinky, sweltering stinkfest of a day. On the hottest day of the year, it’s the Supersonic Ice Cream Truck to the rescue! And the truck needs twins Jack and Jacqueline’s help to deliver ice cream to all the hungry kids in the neighborhood. But things go awry when Jack eats ALL the ice cream and they need to scramble to get the ice cream to the restless neighborhood kids in time!  In this...

Albert Apeinstein is the world’s smartest chimpanzee. One day, he decides to escape from the zoo… only to stumble onto a Halloween block party! Everyone thinks he’s just a kid in a very realistic chimp costume, so he fits right in. Albert learns that if you speak the magic password, “Trick or Treat?” (which comes out sounding like “Ooh-ooo-ah-ah!”) people will give you candy. Lots of candy! But wh...

Everyone loves a mystery! And no one loves a mystery more than Detective Darlene Dewhardy! Darlene is a kid sleuth and she is trying to solve the mystery of the disappearance of her brother's favorite sock. With her magnifying glass, flashlight, and a knack for finding clues, Detective Darlene tracks down what happened to the sock and uncovers the mysterious (and dusty) sock-loving culprit li...

It’s Aidan’s birthday and he wants to wish for a superpower, but can’t decide which one. Super strength? Super speed? Flight? Invisibility? There are just too many to choose. So what happens when he decides to wish for them ALL? Listen to episode 5 to find out! Oh, and Spencer and Scarlett lead a spirited discussion about one of their favorite cartoons: Teen Titans Go! Note to parents: There is a...

Michael’s tooth is loose, and he can’t wait for it to fall out. He has his mind set on a shiny, new red bicycle and wants money from his Tooth Fairy NOW! He devises a series of plans (well, they’re more like scams) to trick his Tooth Fairy into giving him money NOW! But his scams, er, plans, backfire and he unintentionally gets his Tooth Fairy in trouble with her Tooth Fairy bosses. Thank you for...

Psst! Let me tell you a secret. UNICORNS ARE REAL! So how come you’ve never seen one? That’s because they ended up in a magical land by accident, and this is the story of how it happened. It all started with Noah (as in Noah’s Ark) and his not-so-competent brother, Norm. TheBestWhateverEver.com Here is information about the Siberian Unicorn, which we reference in the show: https://www.natgeokids.c...

Trust me, never ever break a pinky promise. What happens if you do? Listen to episode 2 of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids to find out! In today’s story, a seven year-old boy named Bo makes — and breaks — a pinky promise, and what happens next is super creepy, super surprising and, of course, super cool. Thank you for listening! ==== Time Stamps ==== 02:54 - The Story starts here! 07:53 - The...

In this very first episode of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids we attempt to solve one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries: Where do Giant Monsters POOP?! I know you’ve always wondered about this. It’s a question that has certainly kept me awake at night. Meet Elmer, a GIANT monster (y’know, just like King Kong or Godzilla), who needs to poop. Real Bad. Two helpful kids join Elmer on hi...

Welcome to the Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids podcast. Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids that features original stories all about the stuff that kids really care about… like: “Where do giant monsters poop?” “What happens when you break a pinky promise?” “Are unicorns real?” “Is it possible to fool the Tooth Fairy?” “What’s the coolest superpower?” And more!  Join Ira and his “bosses”...