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Really, in a Kafka story, the meth would be a bueracratic drug that all individuals are required to take to meet Happiness Requirements. Find out more in my Franz Kafka/Breaking Bad slash fic! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Gus shows Walt just how powerful he really is. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Tiny, tiny cousins. So smol. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Gus and the cousins come to an understanding. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Más?! But you JUST said no más! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

With a title like Green Light, what could possibly go wrong? We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Skylar gets her revenge. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Oh! Is the strike over? We're back, baby. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

And just when you think "Mas?" No. No mas. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You got thoughts? We got thoughts. Walt's thoughts? "Wanna cook?" We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

The plane is also a metaphor for Walt's soul. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Death. Birth. Heroin. Mars. All of these things are contained within the metaphor of the Phoenix. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

No, no. You're right. That made no sense. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Walt Jr drinks to please his dad. And more! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Two men, one RV, and a barrel of methylamine walk into a desert. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

But not the series. The episode. Featuring the commercial. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Low key, low stakes, but we get a fun song out of it.

This week: It's all about Spooge. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

This week on Breaking Bad: Is making beer in your garage as bad as making meth, etc? All you Hank heads get ready for a Hank heavy episode.

In this episode of Breaking Bad, everything begins to fall apart. We're going down.fff

Walt gets naked. Finally. They've been teasing this since episode 1. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Walt and Jesse get grilled, They almost get killed, But Walt's got a plan, Let's see who's more skilled. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

It's a new season, and we have a new poison. Ricin finally joins the cast on Breaking Bad! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

This week we talk about the Season 1 DVD's special features, including some extended scenes and some very fun screen tests. Then we read your responses to Breaking Bad's first season and prepare to dive into Season 2. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

This finale that wasn't meant to be a finale shows us what happens when Tuco's psychotic unpredictability meets Walt's completely predictable pride. Walt and Jesse have entered into a working relationship with Tuco that requires a change in which precursor they use to make their meth, so they set about one of the most incompetent heists imaginable. Also, the world stops to hold its breath as we le...