Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

Good morning and welcome to the ride!  Always good. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These are the things Black people say when they are giving directions. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What actions on your body shows that you are not telling the truth? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good morning and welcome to the ride!  They pushin' buttons today.  Frfr!!! Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need help with that up there then this is your time to learn. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's goin' down in Atlanta.  The parking lot to be exact and a couple got caught.  A man from North Carolina has some concerns for his life because he is messing with his friend's daughter.  You know Steve's policy about honesty! Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never be able to take a hot shower or to eat fried food again?  Have the ability to read minds or the ability to move objects with your mind?   Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where do you go to get away in your own house? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long can you go?  "Just give me three and a half minutes, maybe even four..." Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your wedding night?  Gahhhdog!!! Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you know the things you might yell out during sex? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will someone watch TV for J. Anthony Brown? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These are ways to get men to stop trying to get at you. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get away with any lie you tell or detect any lie you hear?  Never pay for taxes or for gas?  Be a star in a small movie or an extra in a huge blockbuster film?  German chocolate cake or cherry pie? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the difference in terms of parenthood does it make if your parents are older than your friends parents?  Steve got an answer to that. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When is size a detriment in terms of relations.  The Chief Love Officer got some advice and truth for that one.  There could be some problems in Toledo because of a stripper getting an invite to a party. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good morning and welcome to the ride! Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good morning and welcome to the ride!  LIVE is an acronym for something. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fool #1 is here with things that you wwhhisper.  He ain't yo daddy!  This is pure ignorance. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You already know Steve's take on this particular issue! Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Waterboy is at a cross roads with going bald.  To shave or not to shave.  He came to the right place tho!  There is also a little sister who is secretly dating her older brother's friend.  Is there a law for this?  What's happening in San Diego with Miss Kelsey? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are the lies you tell yourself when you get dumped. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If has nothing to do with you then, why tell?   Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take care of your friends baby or dog?  Painful truth or comforting lie?  Dirty kitchen or bathroom?  Massive success by accident or modest success on purpose? Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I know you are not supposed to laugh at a funeral but.............................. Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.