Best Gabe Ever

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WgK685jGTia-74m3ufSWPCHka-6THemrTHwJUZqzryY/edit?usp=sharing tw: drowning, child abuse Allison relives medical trauma regarding her knee while Gaby inquires as to what AV and JV means in Allison's relationship with her fiance John. A listener then writes into the show about her AMAB (assigned male at birth) partner wanting to wear women's...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GOaKNW1i3l1EGYtgOVI4_slxraNfdNcpNerkibI34VI/edit?usp=sharing Huge reveal to start: Allison looks cute in a hat and Gaby owns a hat they never wear. The duo then address a listener who is afraid they are too emotionally dependent on their long distance partner. They're then joined by Kelli Richardson Lawson to talk about her SonRise Project whi...

tw: abuse, sexual abuse, medical abuse Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EQX2crMQyv0v6QpA2ch21JTFuGLQRcJBWBUc-RF0UiI/edit?usp=sharing First up, Allison learns that way more people listen to this podcast than she thought! What great news for her! Next, a listener writes in needing advice about dating when penetration has been historically painful. Is it possible to date without kno...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VEQ2Bu4ytif7AWk9CSYKv22SgCq2y-oDQg6jaKbiD9o/edit?usp=sharing Gaby is stressed and Allison is doing pilates! They then address a question from a listener about how to know when you are ready to purchase a house with a partner. Writer and illustrator Florence Given joins the chat to talk about her book, Women Don't Owe You Pretty, and why femini...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cCzxuVJKMPJ90oRHcEiwgBOAXlQUqe21ibSaipF51Qs/edit?usp=sharing Gaby spins a rollercoaster of a tale of how they and their partner found themselves on a stranger's yacht during a funeral that they were assured wasn't a funeral. Then, Allison and Gaby answer a listener's question about if they have to come out as asexual to everyone and wh...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1loIyup99cCltw6IEepM3LFsZ3E6PDgzE_gyTJFCXb3Y/edit?usp=sharing In a moving tribute, Gaby talks about their beloved uncle who passed away last week. The duo then answer a listener's question on whether the listener should ask for more in a situationship. (You don't ask! You don't get!) Ella Hart, digital producer and our old coworker from...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F1O3gqJ5Yn4trBDefUFC4dYz-DF7igWdB5fRxIrMrLg/edit?usp=sharing Allison has trouble navigating her way...to the bagel shop. The duo then address a somewhat triggering question about sharing your feelings for a coworker despite being a polyamorous relationship that doesn't (yet) allow the listener to hook up with cis men. Clinical psychologist Dr....

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G4bnk-GEYJbiTSzQsSwSgJiB6Nw5lZFfA80vxqfwB2w/edit?usp=sharing Gaby starts off by questioning their therapist's professionalism. What is and isn't allowed?? The duo then address a listener who worried their lack of romantic experience means they are doomed or broken. Podcaster Mitra Kaboli joins the chat to talk about spending a summer in Pr...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13yCD5WYFXsFJ2h5Cz2iwTxgMIpXKNKAtWXjjvBRMJJ4/edit Gaby starts off by defending why it's okay that they don't respect their partner's boundaries. (Spoiler: it's not!) The duo then address a trans listener who isn't sure how to dress appropriately for their friend's wedding given their gendered instructions. Arachnologist, Cat...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1APOGbMf6r8irSodFzbMQUpTuXCGKqcu1GkSUi2sFq5o/edit?usp=sharing tw: in IQ, discussion of cheating, attempted sexual assault Gaby is back in LA and reminiscing about their road trip to Allison's DREAM destination. The duo then address a listener who feels uncomfortable because their friends keep cheating on their significant others in front of her...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12gxaEGmE3DTVLd3g-k10f_qKa5rXuj_peRxLcYKYhE8/edit?usp=sharing Allison's new hair color sparks a surprising confession from Gaby. They then address a listener who hates their friend's boyfriend and doesn't know if they should say anything. (Relatable!) During this convo, a past incident comes up that DERAILS the podcast and is very much...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hzLM-qC4D0-u0dA_iydadNUoJ_i0ahEuXJAPcczf9Zw/edit?usp=sharing Gaby is six months sober! And Allison doesn't want to drink a mushroom! After these equally huge announcements, the duo answer a listener's question about what to do when her boyfriend wants the room hot, and she wants it cold. How do they sleep?! Plus what is fox fur? Next, they...

TW: In Topix, some slurs for gay people, disabled people, little people, and others are discussed Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YcldSlYQGf4NF39s_iKEUgiAseKEPb9c6Bk508FJCpU/edit?usp=sharing First, Allison tries to explain to a newly engaged Gaby why marriages can bring out a lot of emotions and complicated family dynamics. (Gaby remains confused.) The duo then address a listene...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WwD1AY4m_GcGMffJq7YyIP31YMDx5MZbqFpkQ6aWaik/edit?usp=sharing The duo comes out of the gate with some strong points on nihilism and the purpose of life. (NBD!) They then attempt to answer a listener who wonders if she needs to "be alone" in order to have a healthy relationship in the future. Armand King joins the conversation to talk about...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J0GFKGq2wzQFkVse4lawy2kPJjjZ83YWTo44_HGq-xo/edit?usp=sharing Gaby is engaged!!! Allison and Gaby are sad to not be in person for this monumental moment! But they carry on with gossiping about their families anyway. A listener asks a question about being uncomfortable networking post-college. Allison tells a wild story about working for a man who w...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pphc_yTebWCUAIiG84lKOeK4lpBq9eKwPU4oaLUQPgA/edit?usp=sharing The duo is LOOPY in the intro. Allison drinks blood. The anti-depressant pills are too big to swallow. And Mafioso names are discussed. Allison and Gaby eventually get it together to answer a listener's question about how to deal with a friend who won't accept help despite being...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wf_uHm6co9Bi8pwSHoMZj6zihuq2xZP1Ak0EimbUgPs/edit?usp=sharing First, Gaby and Allison discuss the state of their texting friendship. Then, they answer a listener's question about morality OCD and worrying about being a "good" person adhering to all of their morals all the time. Next, Clit Talk host and sex educator Katie Roberts joins t...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14xIY14KhC4Q8Ak4sZc-qTPWTCcGnDwj0J3t-oOjHuRg/edit?usp=sharing How do we get people to watch the full length YouTube videos?? Is it an earwax candle?? Should they each do one on camera? We'll try almost anything! First, Allison and Gaby discuss a listener who writes in upset that they still check their ex's social media daily, even though th...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GCtezxO6Hhq5rxNgG12RHCgSsPZ_h4bqMnC4krPg6qI/edit?usp=sharing First, Allison shares her new diagnosis of SIBO, which has brought her so much relief (and many antibiotics!). The duo then answer a listener's question about how to handle her brother not wanting her to be as involved in his life as she wants to be. Next, facial equality activist Ph...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CKqgLktzJAUZUw_cy9EYKwwITfDFpJNfSXGdH87hJVs/edit?usp=sharing Gaby and Allison are BIG MAD about Roe v. Wade being overturned. But they get it together enough to address a listener who wants to feel more comfortable taking up space in her friendships. They then interview Gayla Turner about her new book which uncovers the secret queer life of her gr...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cEV15XrqMFVMv-NMGW9xlWlCA2lWzxMP7jS7x0vL0qs/edit?usp=sharing First, Gaby addresses some dating gossip and DMs that have been hurtful regarding their transition. Then, Allison and Gaby answer a listener's question about how to deal with breaking down every time she has to leave her long distance boyfriend. Next, they interview best-selling auth...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PUb6E381ZkI-yrIpEXC-4NL1JT1y21zj6HQTPULLe1U/edit?usp=sharing First, an update on Gaby's testosterone journey and the problem of comparing themselves to others on T. Allison and Gaby then give their thoughts on a listener who worries they're not right for their partner and wonders if they should break up before causing any more harm. Next,...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LV1QAy8zAb_-R9h2OyITd_PZ4NCPQcEY39B6vozJyxk/edit?usp=sharing First, Gaby shares the passing of their neighbor and friend Dita, celebrates her unique and interesting life, and talks about all she brought to them and their partner's lives. Then, Allison and Gaby answer a listener's question about how to handle their bipolar bestie, with exam...

Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h8ydsjzYCZM7AptmRCPo9-ni8tfNdKMSnjxrs50JxGo/edit?usp=sharing Allison starts off strong by BEGGING everyone to leave a review of her new book on Amazon and Goodreads. (PLEASE!!!) The duo then tackle a listener's question about how to move forward without feeling heard following a falling out with a friend. Alison Rosen then joins the chat to ta...

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I6YTf6ZYpQOca9Q118Ne7TG4p46Q9qm1k0uqWZ0OL7A/edit?usp=sharing First, Gaby and Allison answer a listener's question about having an unwanted crush on their friend and co-worker by revisiting their own pasts, current friend-crushes, and that one time they made out as a prank. They then interview Bridget Todd, the host of "There Are No Girls on t...