Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

On your mark, get set, podcast! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss Sasheer's new ABC show, COVID protocols on set, predictions that things will be better in March, breathing in your homie and a PSA to "Pour One Out for Him, Don't Breathe Him In", Robinhood on reddit, the beginning of the class war, finding good vacations, and a check-in with engineer Jordan's upcoming album and Kimmie on the key...

This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horror stories, losing an entire year to this pandemic, teeth brushing techniques, March is Nicole's month to find love, and how painkillers are no match for cramps. Then they take the quiz, What Character in Clueless Are You? And your questions are answ...

Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer's potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala's wrong photo, Beyonce's day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole's dog, growing up on bolonga, Nicole's glory hole,...

It's January 20th!!! Nicole is off her crutches and reminisces about all the car rides Sasheer gave her. They also discuss how narcotics aren't for Nicole, new episodes of Intervention, playing defense in the war on drugs, The Jinx, parrot wallpaper, clean walls, old apartments, how easy it was to track the insurrection, and Nicole's continued bra dilemma. Then they take the quiz Live A Day in 202...

It's 2021 and it's Nicole's YEAR! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their socially distanced live shows, pondering stand-up and getting back into the swing of things, kind doctors and quitting smoking, trying to remember why Nicole put her hands in people's faces and what she'll do with her hands once we quits smoking, Sasheer's lack of vices and her "quit smoking" recital, being friends with f...

Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn't happen. They also discuss Nicole's new wallpaper, The Madonna Inn, how many styles you can have while home decorating, new years resolutions, new planners, singing Celine Dion, Jordan's fresh tattoos, and tattoos in general. Then they take the quiz...

WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole's broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole's sister, Sasheer's trip to the Grand Canyon, getting...

Oh hello over there! It's so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer's new take on Trash T.V., Are You The One, stealing with confidence, clothing sizes, latest purchases, missing dressing up, Real Housewives Salt Lake City , preferred level of opulence, editing reality shows, Love After Lockup, Big Love, The Swan , and Br...

Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper , cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants' covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom , and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then...

" Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!" Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs getaways, Tetris parking, flower pots and feeling horny, and what cleaning crews of Airbnb's must see. Then they take the quiz Are You More Crocs Than Crocodile? And they answer YOUR questions with advice on reaching out and a friendship success stor...

Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people, how to pronounce "rivaling", Lion King 2, and bra straps. They also try Buzzfeed's Snack and Netflix pairing quiz and answer your questions. This week Sasheer and Nicole give and receive advice on body comments and farming. Email or call Nicole &amp...

Sasheer and Nicole begin this week's episode with breaking news: we're gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unsolved Mysteries, ideas for the current prison system, crochet braids and John Milhiser's pops in to recap a scene from American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Then, they take the quiz Could You Survive Being Stalked By Joe From YOU? Plus, your questi...

Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara's kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor . Email...

This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discuss pig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money is Nicole's baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer's vacuum has never heard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan's jarring jug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The House You Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course,...

This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer's food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID...

Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn't that be great?) They're still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole's bike, Instagram scams, Theragun , sleepy vibes, a misguided skate gang coach, Sasheer getting recognized as an artist, Jordan's gallon of water a day, Nicole's Jussie Smollet fake hate crime anniversary party, and how every year is "the worst year...

This week begins with compassion that certain words are just hard to say. Then Nicole and Sasheer discuss auditioning, mishearing lyrics, loose trash in a convertible, understanding Sasheer's palate, banana flavor mysteries, Laffy Taffy jokes, no good deed goes unpunished, people entering the home, meditations, sound baths, chakras and Nicole's home renovations. Plus, your questions and advice abo...

After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, an update on Cellino & Barnes, and Nicole’s take on Emily in Paris. They take a quiz where they plan a vacation to see what flavor of Jelly Belly they are, and answer listener questions about how to help a friend who is part of a pyramid scheme, and...

Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, new COVID protocols for filming, manifesting a good October, trying to figure out what is happening with this administration, taking a spill at skate gang, favorite emo music, social media limits, The Social Dilemma, the joy of returning things, mess...

This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getting more people on the positive bus, cry/laughing at the question "What were you supposed to be doing this year?", not understanding why people won't wear masks, and getting information too fast makes it feel like the end of times. Then Nicole and Sas...

This week "very good friends" Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and getting white girl wasted, confrontation, perfectionism, a future without judgment, not remembering exactly how they met, appreciating honesty, being a prude, early people vs late people, and super powerful electric toothbrushes. Email or call Nicole &...

Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they'd ride a giant one, critter friends, Nicole's pizza update, watermelon is a great summer snack, how to describe a tortilla, 90's talk shows, and determining that crushes are great! Then they take the Date Or Dump These Disney Men to Reveal Your Type quiz and of...

Best friends Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims are here! They gab about Larry's transition from dancer to hair stylist, yacht vacations, fighting for your friends, being a good mom, punctuality, how their new haircare line Flawless came to be, how to balance work and personal life, where they hope to be in 20 years, making up dances in Paris, angels you can party with, food based arguments, and morni...

This week's episode kicks off with a bang that leads Nicole and Sasheer to discuss how much sugar should you put in Kool-Aid and should you dye your hair with it? They also chat about hair bleaching woes, Avril Lavigne conspiracy theories, Solange, how much work it takes to be racist, kids getting in the way of skating, and what a post-COVID world could look like. Then, they take the Want to Know...

This week begins with Nicole insisting Sasheer knows Brenda Walsh which leads to discussions about wait, does anyone actually know a Brenda (that's not a dog)?, vacation memories, wardrobe options, employees who don't try, clothing sizes, evil wardrobe people on set, and why Nicole cried over tomatoes. Then they take the What Kind Of Karen You Are You quiz. And of course, listener emails where Nic...