Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

Author

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

sites.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind 23.01.2023

Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealing with parents, and being too hard on herself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot 05.01.2023

Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother 23.12.2022

Paulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert 14.12.2022

Brooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school, to college, to moving to NYC, and her new boyfriend. She has a great podcast called Gals on the Go and we LOVE her energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum 08.12.2022

Emily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Victoria's Secret, Miu Miu, Oscar De La Renta, Guess, and many more. She talks about how she got discovered in a mall in Connecticut and started working while still in high school. She opens up about how she was pressured to spend $10k on designer cloth...

Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace 26.11.2022

Francis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about life. He asks me about Tiktok and the rules of feminism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted 16.11.2022

You may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up about growing up in an orphanage, how it has effected his mental health, his sex life, and his journey to find happiness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up 11.11.2022

Amanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on her podcast, and how her life and mental health has changed since motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism 03.11.2022

Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton 28.10.2022

Audrey Peters has been called "one of the most polarizing people on TikTok" because she is a glamorous Manhattanite who is 100% honest about her lifestyle, obsession with buying designer, surgical procedures, and strong opinions on men in Murray Hill. Her honesty and openness were perfect for hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal 20.10.2022

It's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom starts the episode giving us advice, then Jeanie (my sister-in-law and new mom) comes on to discuss the realities of pregnancy that people don't talk about. She also tells us what baby products are worth buying and which ones you shouldn't waste your tim...

Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas 17.10.2022

Tank Sinatra is the founder of the board game and page Influencers in the Wild, Tanks Good News, and his meme page Tank Sinatra. He talks about how he started his successful business and what happened with his failed ones. He also opens up about sobriety, depression, fatherhood, and life after covid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce 10.10.2022

Jiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible. Get tickets to my stand up HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity 30.09.2022

Jade Iovine is the host of the podcast "Tell Me About It" (check out our episode) and she opens up about what life is really like growing up in Los Angeles with a successful father in the music industry, falling in love in an unpredictable way, not playing by the rules, her honest opinion on Botox, and how she handles her depression. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections 24.09.2022

Andrea Lopez is famous for impersonating your favorite pop culture icons such as Teresa Giudice, Kristin Cavallari, and Jennifer Coolidge. She explained to me when she first discovered her talent for impressions, how she's used humor as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma, and how she deals with her anxiety. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity 18.09.2022

Let's have sex in hell with Emily! She is the leading sex therapist of our generation and I loved talking everything sex with her from orgasms, to communicating to your partner, to pegging, to toys, butt stuff, keeping it spicy in long term relationships, and I'm getting turned on just typing this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown 10.09.2022

She is everyone's favorite PR maven who comes up with genius marketing, branding, and publicity ideas for our favorite brands and celebrities on her TikTok. She gives me PR moves for my brand, opens up about grief, predicting the future, and depression. She previously couldn't get a job in PR and now everyone wants to work with her. Listen to how she survives her hell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds 02.09.2022

Krista Williams and Lindsey Simcik are my favorite spirtual girlies and hosts of the incredibly popular podcast, Almost 30. They tell me everything about shadow work, starseeds, physical heart boundary practice and tarot cards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice 27.08.2022

My husband is in hell this week! We answer a bunch of advise questions submitted by the little devils and I ask him some of my own questions as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems 22.08.2022

Hunter March is an extremely successful host who has been on E!, Netflix, and The Game Show Network. He's hilarious, informative, and opens up about his family, relationships, surviving Los Angeles, and living his dream of being the host with the mostest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals 14.08.2022

Danny LoPriore was a Vine star who has created a whole career out of making people laugh. He opens up about his darkest mental health struggles and how he dug himself out of that time to be better than ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation 06.08.2022

Hilarious comedian and podcaster, Annie Lederman, has a chaotic trip to hell. She discusses her similarities with Hannah, they get a call from Bonnie McFarlane, and she explains how went from living in her car to becoming the person she wants to be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable 27.07.2022

For the first time ever, we discuss infertility on the pod. Casey Balsham is a hysterical comedian and "wannabe mom" who has been trying for 5 years to have a baby. She's tried everything and she explains everything you need to know about egg freezing, embryos, and IVF. She is still in the process of getting pregnant. Infertility affects one in eight women and no one talks about it... until now! H...

Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes 20.07.2022

Morgan Absher was an occupational therapist... and then covid hit. She found herself scrolling reddit and the deep dark web to escape the reality of the pandemic. 8 months later, she launched a podcast that broke the internet call Two Hot Takes with almost 3 million followers on TikTok. Today, she reveals all the demons behind her journey of starting Two Hot Takes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever 14.07.2022

My last pod in LA! Violet Benson welcomed me back into her home and we got an update about the guy she met on NYC, her mental health and so much more. I also went on her podcast Almost Adulting, so don't miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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