Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

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Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Episodes

Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression 19.01.2026 1:06:21

The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows cookunity.com/BERN for 50% off with code BERN functionhealth.com/BERN or code BERN25 for $25 credit

Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2 12.01.2026 1:12:06

The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' tour

Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes 05.01.2026 1:05:27

From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2 23.12.2025 50:24

We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions 16.12.2025 1:07:23

We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2 09.12.2025 1:06:46

The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes 02.12.2025 1:02:53

The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip 24.11.2025 58:21

We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' show

Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins 18.11.2025 1:38:28

We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs 12.11.2025 1:05:56

The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories 04.11.2025 1:14:08

The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks 27.10.2025 1:32:45

Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You? 20.10.2025 1:16:23

Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets 14.10.2025 1:02:45

We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy 08.10.2025 1:01:35

Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 110: Ruthless Advice 30.09.2025 1:19:24

Des is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends. Shop at REVOLVE.com/BERN and use code BERN for 15% off your first order. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone 109: Weirdest Crushes 23.09.2025 1:06:31

The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes. get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO 16.09.2025 1:05:38

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. Shop at REVOLVE.com/BERN and use code BERN for 15% off your first order. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #107: The Art of Gentle Revenge 08.09.2025 1:01:32

Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice 02.09.2025 54:16

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self 25.08.2025 1:20:46

The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows

Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons 19.08.2025 1:06:21

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins 12.08.2025 57:17

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone? 04.08.2025 1:12:23

We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You 28.07.2025 1:21:09

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live