Bellied Up

We are at the VFW in downtown Fargo, ND. If aliens came to the Midwest, what would we show them? Our first caller is nervous about looking like a rookie on the job site. We give him some pointers on how to somewhat look like you know what you’re doing. In the next call, we go international with a call from Norway. We ask about Lefse, how to speak Norway, and we get a true definition of maybe the m...

The first caller is bored with a broken knee; we brainstorm what business she can create in her free time. The next caller is in love with Michigan women and wants to improve his game. The last caller is a college student in North Dakota and thinks North Dakota is boring; we help her find some fun things to do. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The first caller is from Michigan and is tired of dating apps. We help brainstorm the best dating app for Midwesterners. The next caller is in trouble with the law and wants to move his significant other to the Midwest. The last caller is a Canadian who loves snow machines (snowmobiles). We guide him on what to do with his snow machine shed. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch...

In this episode, we're at Chub's Pub in Fargo, ND. The first caller has a significant issue with how Wisconsin labels its highways and believes Minnesota is superior (Charlie isn't too happy with that). (25:50) The next caller is a pianist who lives in NYC and needs tips on how to track down other hunters in the Big Apple. (53:28) The last caller is in a hairy situation with a nice gal...

Our first caller is a school teacher in New York who is experiencing an uncomfortable situation with her ex. The next caller is a Florida man who is going to brave the cold and go ice fishing; he needs some pointers. The last caller is debating whether or not to coach little league baseball in Indiana. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want us to...

Our first caller wants to be more than friends with Charlie. The next caller is having sprinkler problems, and perhaps our biggest buy, sell, trade yet. The last caller needs closure on a breakup and is also a tarot card reader, so naturally, Charlie gets a reading. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up epis...

In this episode, we're at Mick's Office in Moorhead, MN. Our first caller is a teacher who found out that one of his colleagues works as a dominatrix as a side job. The next caller helps us explore the wonderful world of Dungeons and Dragons, and the last caller wants to know how to deal with an "annoying" coworker who tries to rope him into his business ideas. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠...

Our first caller resides in a large house with his entire family and needs some advice on how to enhance privacy. The next caller, a UPS Driver from Maine, now living in New Hampshire, needs help dealing with a Karen. The last caller, hailing from Michigan, is looking for advice on handling an older neighbor who repeatedly hits on him. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens&...

Our first caller wants to know when he should spill the beans about telling his kid that Santa isn't real (we're not sure why he wants to lie to them). The next caller is seeking the perfect gift idea for her boyfriend. The last caller, who resides in Ohio, needs tactics for dealing with local car thieves. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want...

In this episode, we're at The Hill Bar & Grill in Glyndon, MN. Our first caller is experiencing lady troubles, and we help him with that. The next caller wants to know how to convince her fiancé to take "cute" pajama photos for Christmas. The last caller is wondering what the acceptable amount of drinking is at Dragon Con (It's kind of like Comic Con). Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Our first caller is a law student who wants to know which Midwest laws we would pass, and we pick his brain about law school. The next caller wants to know how he can lose a few pounds, and the last caller is from New Zealand, wondering if New Zealand belongs in the Midwest. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up epi...

Our first caller wants to take Charlie on a date. The next caller wants to put an animal mount in the living room, but his wife's profession conflicts with that. The last caller comes from a rodeo family and wants a mechanical bull at his wedding. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Here

In this episode, we're at Duffy's in Fargo, ND. The first caller works at a small business and is wondering how he should go about asking for a raise. The next caller is dealing with a ton of family drama involving his grandpa, and the last caller is having problems with the alleyway in his neighborhood. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want us to com...

Our first caller is having a wedding and is having a best man dilemma, Next caller wants to know an age old questions "are midwest kids just born to work for their dad?" Last caller is a maple syrup enthusiast and a Funeral Director, we dive deep into the dying business. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up epi...

Our first caller is bothered by jet skiers tearing up his local lake. The next caller wants to know how to avoid looking like a dweeb when he's hunting. Following that, a caller is concerned about his wife being forklift certified. Our final caller needs advice on how to make her husband more Midwestern. Get yourself a  ⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠  Hat Want us to come to you...

In this episode we're at Clementine's in Milwaukee. First caller has some nosy extremely neighbors, Next caller needs desperate help to get out of a Disney vacation with his in-laws, Last caller is scarred for life, because he heard a certain couple "doing the deed". Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up epi...

First caller talks about not wanting to compromise on the type of grass when buying a home, the second caller talks about paying her kid to behave at school, and the third caller got their dirt bike stolen out of their front yard Get yourself a  ⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  ⁠Here⁠

First caller hates that his brother buys so much junk, next caller is a marathon runner and wants to know the perfect meal after running a marathon, last caller is wondering why Charlie hasn't reached out to her and wants fishing advice. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  Here

First caller wants to know how he can sneak a pet into his apartment, Next caller wants to know when he should propose while his brother is planning his wedding, Last caller has a midwest math question and maybe our best buy, sell, or trade yet. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  Here

The first caller is a truck driver who lets us know his biggest pet peeves when driving truck. The next caller is worried that her (maybe) future husband might wear camo to their wedding. The last caller is Park Ranger, Charlie asks a lot of questions. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  Here

Our first caller wants to hear from us about how he can ignore people. The next caller wants advice on dating someone who's 15 years older than him, and the last caller is wondering what he should do after graduating college. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  Here

Our first caller really dislikes Chicago but has a burning love for fireworks. The next caller hates how many tools her husband is buying, and the last caller wants to know the essentials for a man cave. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click  Here

Here’s the Best of Bellied Up from the first 66 episodes. Episode 67 will be out next week. Thanks for listening 🍻 Charlie's Aunt and Grandma call in. Episode 19  Boyfriend loves hunting. Episode 38 (16:14) Ethan's first call. Episode 51 (37:37) Southern Men vs. Midwest Men. Episode 11 (58:08) We learn about Pizza delivery. Episode 17 (01:10:28) Dating your cousin. Episode 58 (01:25:46) W...

Our first caller has his first-ever kickboxing match coming up and is curious about ways to fight like a Midwesterner. The next caller wants to know the best solution for getting his wife to stop grilling. The last caller informs us about the ins and outs of being an EMT. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ...

Our first caller is a truck driver who delivers dumpsters, and we ask, "What's the wildest thing you've ever seen?" The next caller is in a weird email exchange with his grandpa. The last caller is starting a salsa business and wants to know how to get it going in the right direction. Get yourself a  ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠  Hat Want us to come to your bar fo...