Behind The Timeline

We aren't honestly sure what this movie was even about... or really what the point even was. But, hey! Scott won money in the middle of it so... Go, Ravens? Anyway, join us as we laugh through the madness of Madam Mim, the stoic wisdom of Archimedes and the acid-tripping gazes of Arthur in "The Sword in the Stone" (1963)!

Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss!! Ok, so they don't actually say that in ANY recent Zombie media... but you get the idea. Marvel's What If...? brings us the undead, talking heads and tons of secret callbacks to other properties. Come ponder the questions with us.

Our triumphant return to the movie theater has come on the winds of one of the greatest origin stories a Marvel hero has ever had. Join us as we tackle the insurmountable task of reviewing Behind the Timeline's first-ever Marvel feature film!

It's here at last! Scott's all-time favorite Disney movie has finally hit the Timeline - "Sleeping Beauty" (1959). And boy-howdy do we break this down; from the nefariously wonderful Maleficent to the badassery that is Prince Phillip - it's all here and more!

Did you see that ending coming? We didn't! The fourth episode of Marvel's "What If...?" (2021) was definitely different take than we were expecting, but damn was it awesome!

Ok, were we a little dramatic this time? We might've been - I dunno. But, so was this movie, so it works, ok? "Peter Pan" (1953) has way more violence than we remembered, plus a couple more not-so-child-friendly surprises waiting for us. Come take a listen!

Was it Winter Soldier? Loki? HYDRA? Listen in on our take of Marvel's "What If...?" (2021) third episode and find out just how this so-so show finally found it's footing with us!

You are about the enter another dimension; a dimension not only of sight and sound but of nightmare and nostalgia. A journey into a wondrous land of growing up and creepy cats. Next stop: "Alice in Wonderland" (1951)!

Back with another dip into the "What If...?" (2021) pool with the second episode, where we explore the idea of T'Challa, NOT Peter Quill, being picked up by the Ravagers in the '80's and raised to scour the cosmos as the legendary outlaw, Star-Lord, himself! Buckle up, Nerds!!

Holy. Sh*t! We've arrived at the Silver Age of Disney - and what a way to begin. Today, we discuss the masterpiece that is Cinderella (1950) and all its beauty, music, villainy and ... similarities to Aladdin? Wait...?

It's finally here! Disney+'s brand new Marvel show, "What If...?" (2021) has arrived. And right here, right before your ears, we discuss it's story, characters and the cheap Prada knock-off plot lines that ran the length of its first episode. Buckle up for adventure!

Using the super-sweet powers of time, we jump all the way to the present, where we find ourselves discussing "The Suicide Squad" (2021). Shake hands with your rat, grab your javelins and turn that book right-side-up! Here we go!

Oh, we're merrily, merrily, merrily on our way to... tangents! While discussing "The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad" (1949), we get lost amongst the thicket of side-convos a bit too much. What can I say? She baited me with The Flash.

This honestly might be the first time in Disney film history where, in order to better-understand the first film (Bambi, 1942), you have to watch the straight-to-video sequel. But, to save you all that trouble, Lindsay did just that for you! Isn't she the best?

You're probably thinking to yourself "Omg, Fantasia (1940)! I loved Sorcerer Mickey - he's so cute." But, what if I told you your childhood brain forced you to forget he actually commits murder in this film? Yea. I know. We were shocked, too.

Clocking in at our longest episode to date, this go-around sees us tackle the terrifying realities inside Disney's beloved classic "Pinocchio" (1940). So, parents, this one's for you: Explain how the world works to your 12-hour olds. PLEASE!

It's the very first episode! And what film better to discuss than Walt Disney's first-ever feature length animated film: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" (1937). Poison your apples and shine your clogs 'cause here we go!