Behind The Timeline

Just kidding - this really was an episode dedicated entirely to Lindsay convincing Scott to watch an episode of "Sex and the City". We're not joking. That's... that's exactly what happened. But, also, HOCUS POCUS!! The Halloween box-office-bomb-turned-cult/family-classic has arrived on the timeline in some of the most stupendously perfect timing we've ever seen! Does the sequel hold up to the orig...

The terror of every 6-year-old. The realization that there probably IS a velociraptor in your kitchen, waiting specifically for you to go get more Doritos. We all knew it - we just never admitted it out loud. Well... until today. Welcome to Lindsay's absolute, all-time favorite movie and our very first Turn-It-Up-To-12! A groundbreaking piece of cinematic mastery deserves only the highest of score...

Okay, so we've been gone for a minute. And Lindsay's been on her own Incredible Journey, of sorts. Mainly through the airport - it's a long story, don't ask. But, we're finally back. And Scott's back with a spicy vengeance on all mankind as the show finally takes on its first official live-action animal movie: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey ! From hilarious ad-libs, to as much Behind-The-S...

Robin Williams, you amazing man, you! Welcome back to the Timeline and all its wonders, my friend. With the final film of '92, we at last come to the crown jewel of the year: Aladdin. And his two wonderful sequels that we found ample opportunities to discuss wherever possible. Seriously. It was a lot. Don't judge - they're masterpieces. From how surprisingly complete and intelligent this movie was...

It's a longer episode, but damn do we cover quite a lot! Joined by special guest and Batman-expert (self-proclaimed - stay humble, friends!), Matt, we set our gothic sights on our first superhero sequel of the Timeline. With the arrival of Danny DeVito's infamous Penguin and Michelle Pfeiffer's smoldering portrayal of Catwoman, we were in for quite the treat this time around. Was Lindsay spicy? Yo...

Sorry we're a little late on this one - had a bit of a mixup at the Communications Tower! But, here it is - one of the rainforest movies ever made. We crack open the egg that is Ferngully, a movie bordering on the Mandela Effect with how often we mention it to friends and they have no clue what we're talking about. Come along as we break down all the color changes Crysta's display goes through, tr...

It was an early recording, this time around. And with Lindsay benched due to illness, we saw fit to bring back an old favorite - Matt! While they did struggle to maintain cohesion to the episode's talking points at times, Scott and Matt hammered in the greatness of Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook, the weirdness of where this movie's inspiration came from and even uncovered some unknown things about...

Tale as old as time... line. Had to do it; sorry, everyone. But, we have truthfully been dropping hints about how badly we wanted to get to this movie for a very long time and, at last, it's here! Not a bad song in sight, nor any good use of French from either host, or our special guest, Amanda! Join the three as they tackle yet another Renaissance-era film that sees impeccable musical composition...

Our first Western! It was... ... well you'll just have to listen. We somehow reminisced about the Walmart "rollback" commercials, discussed a multiversal version of the film where Don Bluth actually WAS involved, and even used a new adult word this episode. Hang on to your cowboy hats, this ones a wild ride through nostalgia-turned-mediocrity in full force. But, weirdly, we had a pretty good laugh...

It's a brand new season! Season 3, to be exact! And with that brand new season comes a brand new decade in the Timeline: The 90's! We've made it here at last, gang. And how did we choose to reward your patience getting to this point? Why, with our favorite R.A.S. agents, of course. Bernard and Ms. Bianca return in this visual spectacle, albeit with a paper-thin plot and character development. Will...

THE RENAISSANCE!! Everyone out for the coming of the 90's and the greatest collection of movies Scott and Lindsay's generation remembers because that's when they were alive because that's how science works! Marking the finale of Season 2 comes the water-wonderful, aw-inspiring, musically magnificent triumph of the Walt Disney company in 1989: The Little Mermaid - Lindsay's all-time favorite movie...

Who do you think is the reigning king of the cowl!? Was it Keaton? We certainly... said things about him, today. Arriving on the heels of the tumultuous disaster that was Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Tim Burton's Batman defied expectations and soared into a new era for comics, entirely. Now, does that mean this is a perfect movie? Oh, hell no. What're you: new here? No way, we dove deep on th...

It's back to the Timeline we go with the conclusion of the Indiana Jones original trilogy. Despite most of our previous 80's films, Lindsay HAD actually seen this - she just more or less forgot almost everything about it. Was she pleasantly surprised by how much she enjoyed it? Did the arrival of Sean Connery to the cast finally give us some emotional weight to stand behind? Why did it have to be...

IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! And what a movie to kick it off with. Marvel's newest outting - and Taika Waititi's return - brings us face to face with not one but two lightning-wielding Gods of Thunder! After our stint with Multiverse of Madness, admittedly we're a little wary. But, we'll be damned if this wasn't a hella fun ride! Gorr absolutely killed it, the friendship of Jane and Valkyrie w...

As we are well aware by now, all good things must inevitably meet their end. And boy what an end was it. We saw some long-time favorites meet surprising new adventures, old faces return to stir up some crazy and right in the middle of it all is a weirdly emotional moment with the 'Lander, himself! Did we see it coming? Absolutely not. Did we hate it? Absolutely not. Did we agree on what's coming n...

Clink those empty WhiteClaws, hold back those belches and order another round of bar pretzels - BTT is catchin' up on some Fourth of July drinking! In tonight's romp through Amazon Prime's hit show, we explore everything from A-Train's comeuppance to Annie's sneaky livestream to where we think the show will land in next week's highly-anticipated season finale! We've got it all right here, waitin'...

**Please be sure to check out the links and resources listed below for more information on the current events of the past week! We appreciate each and every one of you!** HEROGASM HAS ARRIVED!! And it was... truth be told, kind of tame? Is "tame" the right word? It was still screwy as all hell. Anyways, in addition to the sexually unhinged and outlandishly raucous nature of the heroes we saw in at...

What would you do with Compound V? Would your moral code remain intact or would you go wild and weird like most of the heroes we see on 'The Boys'? We ask ourselves this very question, and answer several more along the way as the review for the newest episode of the hit Amazon show debuts! Is Hughie right? What's the deal with Kimiko, now? How well does Homelander actually handle his new responsib...

Scott's back! And it's time to break down some seriously wild revelations this week. From Hughie's wardrobe malfunction to explosive-fun at Voughtland and everything in-between, we've got you covered with Season 3's newest episode! - Make sure to subscribe to Behind the Timeline and check out our website - - - - Email: gobehindthetimeline@gmail.com Twitter: Behindtimeline Instagram: Gobehindthetim...

Holy crap - new theme song, new mics, new season of Amazon's 'The Boys'!? Yea, we think it's definitely Hot Girl Summer out here. In an effort to capitalize on the badassery that is this wonderfully realistic but somehow still fantastically insane show, we've decided to halt the Timeline and become a temporary 'The Boys' show. And where better to start than at the very beginning; Join Lindsay and...

So, okay... we've been gone for two weeks. We know. But it was worth it to get a new MCU review featuring buzzed co-hosts, for the first time! It was a wild time and we tackled a lot that went down across the Multiverse. What'd we think of Wanda? How dope was the demonic cape? What was the word Scott couldn't remember that began with an "F"? We've got answers to almost all these! - Make sure to su...

IT'S A SURPRISE EPISODE NO ONE SAW COMING!! With Lindsay 30,000 feet too high to stop Scott, the inmates are running the Hippo-led asylum tonight. Joined by his good friend Erik, America's Sweetheart biasedly breaks down the best MCU show from Disney+, yet. How much does Scott really know about Moon Knight? What was the representation like across the show? What's next for "Khonshu's Fist"? Only on...

Prejudice. Grief. Gluttony. Mental age-reversion. We've got it all right here in a single, hour-long movie from your - and our - childhood. The Land Before Time takes us all down a whirlwind rollercoaster track of learning to grieve, grow and gain as we watch Littlefoot, Petrie, Cera, Ducky and Spike struggle to find a new home in the Great Valley. And Lindsay struggles to remember a conversation...

You know who it was. You literally know the instant you meet him. That's not what we're here to talk about, okay? We're here to talk about how this was actually a movie way smarter than it had any real right to be. From the social commentary on artists' views to how to write a compelling backstory and redemption for a main character to... who Jessica should've really been with? Does this say... Ki...

You're a wizard, Timeliners! At last, we've arrived at the Magical World of Harry Potter. Is it unfortunate we get our first stint in the Wizarding World via the Fantastic Beasts' portkey? That's for you to decide - we've already made up our minds. From Jell-O like soft-magic systems to chaotic plot points to the sheer brilliance that is the first few minutes of this movie, Lindsay and Scott are h...