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By the light of the moonshine of the dark knight, You know what to write, It's not wearing Mickey shirts, Stonehenge was an inside job. Flat Earth Dave joins Behind The Sch3m3s with Lavish and Boo-Bury tonight to throw down the law of the stationary land! It's pedal to the falsified theories from everyone's most favorite letter agency NASA as we corkscrew blitz by faster than a speeding bullet! Co...

Standby floodlights, standby dry ice, and standby crushing riffs behind blatant truths. Dry Ice...GO Crushing riffs...GO Blatant Truths...GO Floodlights...GO Behind the Sch3m3s hits the stage with a man calling it then, from the Chicago Thrash Punk Underground comes Kyriakos, Vocalist and Lyricist of AFTERMATH. Three. Hours. Hard. In. The. Paint. Where METAL and ILLUMINATION coalesce! Kyriakos bre...

Back on the attack and ready to drop $999! It's Behind The Sch3m3s, now with added schemes! More schemes than you could shake a stick to! CLAIM=6430a45fb6c8396817d98964bd1ff1710b68989a=CLAIM Lavish and Boo Bury cut wide and cut hard across more news about jabs. Need a shirt? Friends got you Covered. We got...fuckin...zombie fires! DNA on the Moon! Microsoft-84! And finally a trendy way to wear you...

Watch out left coast, prepare thyself, cuz in comes the best coast! Host? Most. Ghost. It's BillyBon3s, here to lay down not THE truth, but his very own estimation of the truth! It's that good shit we're coming back for more of. From bad policies to bad extraspacial deals, BillyBon3s walks Boo-Bury and Lavish thru all the corridors, but we very much ensure not to film any of it. Grab your "invisib...

Find out what lurks in our cellar! See horribly confusing numbers! Come for the Great Unzipping! It's a butchered 100 day review of the Most Popular President of All Time and Malachi steps out from the cellar to tell us exactly how it is! Sir SirSeatSitter from Abs n' a 6-Pack comes in swinging with the statistics that count! Lavish surprise us all for the Second Half of Show! Damn! How did we eve...

You might want an umbrella tonight, for the mayo and history and androids and aliens and all the most obscene shit from the sewers of Brooklyn NY! It's Nick the Rat let loose in the Green Room here on Behind The Sch3m3s! We're slathered, rather honored to be join by this beast of trailblazer in the paraspooky, and with Lavish and Boo-Bury hitting the jars as hard as they need. It's a little grotes...

I got something to say! I froze my semen today! That's gross! But, it's what we gots to do tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s if we decide to get that vax! Nah, we're kidding we wouldn't dare go that far. Papers Please! Hahaha kidding again! No seriously, punk is dead! Aha got you! Pokin a sleeping wolf? Now that you can bet on. There's something spooky goin round these here parts! BYO3-DG Call in and...

Will it be the left hand path, or the right hand path? Either way, our brains are still spinning! Tonight is a weird one. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in yo mind as we look at all the weird ways we think, and analyze just what in the fuck is this thing talking to you in your head? Is it a Daemon? An Imp? We love hopping into void, in fact we cherish it! It's a weird one for sure, but that's what y...

"I got a hunger, and the only cure...is more bootprints!" Lavish and Boo-Bury are joined by a new contender to chew on what really gets authoritarians going! It's a Battle Royale of Blood Suckin' Hunger Games Gates of Faustus Three Pointy Fingers Up In The Air sort of grand ole' time you always expect from Behind The Sch3m3s. And of course, there's always your Scream-Mails that keep us going! Bad...

The Midlife Crisis Special! Sit back with Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter as everclear and memories are enjoyed of where Behind The Sch3m3s was, is, and where it's going. It's a chillax-max sans any hardcore 2nd Half of Show. It gives us plenty of time to play with our brand new and exciting Cr33p Phone! That's right True Deniers, if you know any ghouls or fools, crypitds or monsters, frƎaks or CrƎƎps...

ArrgGGGhhHhhh!!! You gotta get your ass to Saturn!!! It's a planet, 3 from the last, 6 in line. Two suns later and we're still totally spinning! There's so much crammed and slammed into this episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury carpet scour (not for paremensan) all sorts of CRAZY details tonight. Rings! Crowns! Hammers! Sickles! And so many moons. We put on the the Golden Aged glasses and decipher how m...

And I saw truth fall like hail from the Midnight Son. It's back to back second half of shows tonight True Deniers! Why so serious? Why so heavy? Be with us tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s as Lavish joins the fray! Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep into illumination as we gaze without sunglasses into the Urban Sun. Take our hand as we pass thru the Gates of Light! Refreshen with a beverage at WaterLicht!...

Is this Behind The Sch3m3s or an organizational meeting tonight? ....Both! We're slam PACKED (Like a bastardized more handsome rat pack) tonight with guests. And what do we want?? A conversation on unions! Dean Reiner of the Up Is Down Podcast joins Boo Bury and Malachi (and a surprise contender to the throne joins in later!). It's a riveting coming of minds you never asked for but still we provid...

Greetings Greetings fellow True Deniers! Tonight is a banger on Behind the Sch3m3s! It's the one Boo-Bury fell asleep on...sorta at least... Monty and Boo-Bury for first half of show gobble up some Alphabet Soup, which weirdly enough sets part of the theme for the episode: butt stuff (On a religious text Boo-Bury swears it was unintentional). Cancel culture cancels itself. Finally! Not to mention,...

Behind the Sch3m3s is back and about as obscure as it gets! We even had a sick ass tag line suggested, "If you don't get Bhind the Sch3m3s, the Sch3m3s get Behind you!" Categories! Categories! Categories! Come hell of high water we WILL be a force to reckon with...buuuuut in the meantime here's but just a TASTE of what's in store for you tonight!! We cancel the Muppets, or maybe we cancel ourselve...

Behind The Sch3m3s with some categories? Say it isn't so! Well, we got something at least tonight. Dinosaurs Splattered Across The Moon? X Culutural Norms? X V? X NOB pt2? X Is Tim Dillon A Prophet? (Jury's Out)? X All This And A Little More? X Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3...

Viewers Beware! This Mother is LIVE!!! That's right True Deniers, Behind the Sch3m3s is now LIVE at 10:30est/9:30c pm on Mondays! Go to https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/ to drop out and tune in. On tonight's episode, we are joined by the powerful Sir Seat Sitter of ABS n' a 6-Pack. First half, we argue who is more shocking, and can you even shock an audience anymore? Tim Dillon unders...

Big things are in store, stay tooned! As we approach episode 33, Behind the Sch3m3s takes some TIME reading out how 2020 came together to protect our brave new world. Well, no, the story isn't as exiciting as Brave New World, but it is rather illuminating in many telling ways. Good news for you however, we'll be able to chat with you well into the 22nd Century as our corporeal mind would be a forg...

Dr. Gates turns to Faustus. "No, I am your father." Damn, if only Behind the SchƎmƎs sequels could be as exciting as that! Malachi, Monty, Boo Bury are rejoined by Atlas Agent to round off the two parter on Plandemic 2. In 100 years, this is gonna be as much Gates Strikes Back meets the Games Warriors. Think of it like comedians getting co-opted and have a slumber party. Tune in, turn on, and grab...

BTS tonight welcomes an Earth shaker, one Atlas Agent! Was it something big planned? Along with Malachi and Boo Bury, we jump into the first of two episodes covering the Plandemic 2 movie. It's one for the books chocked full of questions, technical difficulties, and real emotional bearing. Stay tuned for Part 2! FREAKS OF HAZARD Sir SeatSitter Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Inst...

You know, it can be challenging to come up with witty and biting episode descriptors with how fucked shit is...but it's not gonna stop us from trying! Join Boo Bury and Monty tonight as they catch up with what's happened (what was the big news anyways?). Times can be frustrating, but we have never attempted to inject mushrooms straight into the blood stream. That's what the chemovax is for! Masks?...

Tonight, Behind the SchƎmƎs gets in some free fuckin' speech while the going is still good. Will our gallant heroes Boo Bury and Malachi be labelled as dangerous enemies to the Hivemind? Indubitably. And for good reason. Much mindcrime is explored tonight as we tackle some recent minor events and the overreaching arm of censorship. We celebrate some mindcrime exploring ten years of hate, and ask o...

Things tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs contains: 1: Monty 1: Boo Bury 1: Malachi 2: Dlrow Orazzib 3: Ǝnigmas 4: Intrigue 5: G Metal Zone Pecs 6: Don't Expect Immediate Results 7: Words You Shouldn't Say 180: Days Till Alien Disclosure 9: WWLT (What Would Lin Tweet?) 10: Dancing the Skynet Away 11: Lists 12: Reasons I Love To Lockdown 13: What "Mute" and "Solo" Does P.S. Check out other gre...

You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one! Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade. As our potential final episode f...

It couldn't have come at a better time. Dark days do indeed loom on the horizon and it seems apt that this episode arrived at the Winter Solstice under a mighty Conjunction. Boo Bury and Malachi welcome a very special guest, a scholar of history and professor of badassery, Patrick O'Kelly! Now this is a guy you'll wanna immediately get in here and hear what he's got to say! You'll have to duck fro...