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Beer Me That Movie

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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches. Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.

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Dumbumental Podcasts

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Comedy

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www.beermethatmovie.com

Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Podception #2 | Joint Resolution 01.01.2025

Welcome to Podception, the mini-series within Beer Me That Movie where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re bringing you bite-sized recaps of our most absurd and hilarious Feature Presentation movie pitches. In this episode, we revisit Joint Resolution—the story of a couple on the brink of divorce who inherit a cannabis farm, complete with a bull named Ferdinand. It’s part com...

Podception #1 | Banana Whale 25.12.2024

Welcome to Podception, the Beer Me That Movie spin-off series where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re giving you quick, hilarious recaps of our most chaotic Feature Presentations—perfect for new listeners and longtime fans alike. In this episode, we revisit Banana Whale, the utterly bonkers tale of a long lost.... love? It’s equal parts adventure and the first introduction...

Feature #21 – Bill’s Banana Hammock: Magic. Wishes. Shrinkage. 18.12.2024

Our final Feature Presentation of 2024 is here, and it’s bananas! 🍌 This week, we’re diving headfirst into Bill’s Banana Hammock, a wild, laugh-out-loud comedy inspired by Swells’a Brewing’s unforgettable brew. Bill, a divorced dad, stumbles upon a magical banana hammock with wish-granting powers—at a steep (and shrinking) cost. Can he save Christmas and maybe even win back his ex-wife before it’...

Fast Five #21 – Xmas Beers, Announcements & Listener Voicemail 11.12.2024

🎄🎆 The last Fast Five of 2024 is here, and we’re going out with a bang! This week, we’re unpacking a listener voicemail, raising our glasses to 6 beers that scream Christmas cheer and New Year’s revelry, and sharing two big announcements about special episodes dropping over the holidays. 🎉We’re diving into the holiday spirit with plenty of laughs, wild beer-inspired movie pitches, and a glimpse...

Feature #20 – Second Dinner: Thanksgiving Just Got Bloodthirsty 04.12.2024

🧛‍♂️ Thanksgiving just got bloody . In this week’s Feature Presentation , we sink our teeth into a movie idea inspired by Maine Beer Company’s Second Dinner ! What starts as a formal holiday dinner turns into a vampire family initiation gone horribly wrong. Can Trash, our garlic-loving protagonist, survive the night and avoid becoming the newest member of his undead in-laws? Or will he be on the...

Fast Five #20 – Wookey Jack, Head Hunter & The Return of Swamp Donkey 27.11.2024

In our 20th Fast Five, we’re pulling out all the stops with some truly unforgettable beers! This week, we’re spinning tales around names like Wookey Jack, Head Hunter, Swamp Donkey, Micro Machines, and Second Dinner – plus, we’ve got a listener submission from Greg that you won’t want to miss. From epic quests with swamp beasts to sci-fi adventures and mini-action mayhem, we’ve got plenty of bizar...

Feature #19 – Born Yesterday: A Baby With The Mind of a Killer 20.11.2024

In this week’s Feature Presentation episode, we’re diving headfirst into a wild, midwestern hospital showdown like you’ve never seen – or heard! Born Yesterday pits two unlikely forces against each other: a holy infant, destined for good, and an evil newborn, bent on chaos. With themes of teamwork, faith, and the power of the collective, this story reminds us that sometimes, only a village can tri...

Fast Five #19 – Barbarian Merkin Beards & Oklahoma Tornado Jesus 13.11.2024

Fast Five #19 is here, and we’re coming in hot with the good stuff! 🍻 This episode features our second-ever listener voicemail (big thanks to Brian!) and a some hilarious listener-submitted beers that take us on a seriously weird and wild tangent. You can call us too and leave a message, right here: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Get ready for the ultimate improv brainstorm as we discuss barbarian...

Feature #18 – No Plans: A Slacker’s Accidental Rise to Galactic Hero 06.11.2024

This week on Beer Me That Movie, we're serving up an existential comedy inspired by "No Plans" beer! Meet Sean, the ultimate yes-man who's lived his entire life helping others achieve their dreams... until the universe decides he's a cosmic clerical error. When a mysterious entity reveals that people without plans of their own get erased from existence, Sean has limited time to figure out what HE...

Fast Five #18 – Untappd Beers, Screenwriting Ideas & Our First Voicemail 30.10.2024

In this episode of Beer Me That Movie, we brainstorm wild movie ideas from user-submitted beers, scroll through Untappd for inspiration, and celebrate a milestone—our first voicemail submission! If you’ve ever wondered: • How do you write a movie from scratch? • What’s a fun way to come up with screenwriting ideas? • How do screenwriters brainstorm concepts? …then this is the episode for you! Join...

Feature #17 – Pumpkin Head: Revenge is Gourd-Filled and Glorious 23.10.2024

This week on Beer Me That Movie, we dive into the eerie world of Shipyard’s Pumpkinhead Ale with a terrifying origin story! Once a bullied prep-school kid, Tom’s Halloween night took a deadly turn when the popular crowd’s pranks went too far… and Pumpkin Head was born. Now, with a flaming pumpkin for a head and a thirst for vengeance, he returns to hunt down those who wronged him. Join us as we br...

Fast Five #17 – The Pumpkin-ing: Halloween Comes Early 16.10.2024

Grab your flannel shirts and UGG boots, because Beer Me That Movie is diving headfirst into a pile of leaves... er, pumpkin beers! In this *Gordgeous* episode of Fast Five, we're carving out some spooktacular movie ideas faster than you can say "basic witch."We're bobbing for apples and coming up with at least 5 pumpkin-packed brews that'll make you say, "Oh my gourd!"And Our first beer comes from...

Feature #16 – Dump Truck of Doom: Clean-Up Crew for the Supernatural 09.10.2024

In this feature episode of Beer Me That Movie, we bring you Dump Truck of Doom – a story about a down-and-out kid who failed the secret agent test at a supernatural agency and is stuck driving the dump truck that cleans up after the real heroes. But when disaster strikes, it’s up to him and his wisecracking truck (voiced by a mock Nick Nolte) to save the world. Get ready for sarcasm, supernatural...

Fast Five #16 – Superdelic Sips & Fictional Flicks 02.10.2024

In this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie , we’re cracking open a special new beer from Mad Mole Brewing, featuring the much-hyped Superdelic hops. While we sip, we dive into some killer beer names and craft up wild movie ideas for next week’s feature film. We’ve got a stacked lineup: • Scottish Hell from Ghost Town (submitted by a fan and too clever for Harrison to ignore) • Lawn Cha...

Feature #15 – Cone Goblin: The Adjunct Avenger Nobody Asked For 25.09.2024

The Cone Goblin is here to wreak havoc on the craft beer world, and it’s up to the brewers to stop him! In this episode, we dive deep into the world of hops and adjuncts as the mischievous Cone Goblin targets breweries that dare to tamper with the purity of beer. His mission? Rid the world of ‘filthy’ adjuncts, one brewery at a time. But help arrives in the form of a mysterious brewer from Lagersc...

Fast Five #15 – Mayo in My Beer?! Ocean Prison Breaks & Brewery Monsters 18.09.2024

In this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie , Jon and Harrison dive deep into the absurd, hilarious, and downright spooky as we turn wild beer names into even wilder movie ideas. Ever wonder what an ocean prison break ( Free Dive ) might look like? How about a cursed businessman stuck in paradise ( Midnight in Maui )? We also tackle the Cone Goblin , a monster terrorizing a brewery, and...

Feature #14 – Gator Belts and Patty Melts: Saving the Swamp with Style 11.09.2024

Inspired by a beer from the legendary Hop Butcher For The World, this episode is a wild ride through the bayou, where Gator, a man with a voice that can belt out tunes like no other, teams up with Patty, a dancer who can literally “melt” hearts with her twerking skills. But when their beloved swamp home is threatened, who better to call for help than the one and only Terry Crews? Will they save th...

Fast Five #14 – Why Would You Pee On Keith's Seat? 04.09.2024

This week on Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison dive into a wild mix of craft beer names and brew up some of the most outrageous movie ideas yet! With breweries like Bissell Brothers, Rubber Soul Brewing, Mean Doses, and more, we were inspired to create everything from a creepy survival horror flick to a mind-bending thriller! Highlights: • Don’t Pee on Keith’s Seat: A comedy you won’t want to m...

Feature #13 – Joint Resolution: Divorce, Weed, and One Angry Bull 28.08.2024

Get ready for a hilarious and heartwarming Feature Film episode of Beer Me That Movie inspired by DC Brau Brewing's "Joint Resolution" – and featuring a real-life check-in from Brad H himself! Meet Brad, played by the ever-charming Paul Rudd, a 40-something attorney navigating a messy divorce and an unexpected inheritance: a cannabis farm. As Brad embraces his newfound green thumb and finds love i...

Fast Five #13 – Taco Life & Beer-Fueled Movie Mayhem 21.08.2024

Join Jon and Harrison for another hilarious Fast Five episode, fueled by Wilmington Brew Co's "Taco Life"! This week, they're diving into the Untappd app to discover movie gold inspired by brews like "The Wannabe," "Loudspeaker," "Joint Resolution," "Fresh Catch," "Garage Beer," "Clurichaun's Mischief," and "Run Off." Expect a wild ride of impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laugh...

Feature #12 – Rally Point!: Saddle Up or Die Trying 14.08.2024

Saddle up for the first-ever Western-themed feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie! Unearthed from the depths of the BMTM Vault, "Rally Point!" tells the tale of a man offered an incredible opportunity, only to discover it's a trap with a deadly twist. Stranded with an empty rally point and his life on the line, our protagonist must rely on his wits, a few unlikely allies, and even a skilled b...

Fast Five #12 – Our First Vault: Beers Too Dumb To Ignore 07.08.2024

Join Jon and Harrison on a wild beer-fueled adventure as they dive into a Fast Five filled with movie pitches inspired by brews from Freak Folk, Rare Barrel, Lock 15 Brewery, Peabody Heights, Vocation Brewery, and Wiley Roots Brewing! Get ready for hilarious pitches based on beers like "Play Dead," "Map of the Sun," "Killer Fog," "Astrodon," and "Crush Hour." Plus, for the first time ever, we're c...

Feature #11 – Big Nose: A Monstrous Twist on a Wooden Boy's Lie 31.07.2024

Inspired by Swamp Head Brewery's "Big Nose" beer, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and chilling turn on a childhood classic. Forget the happy ending! This time, Pinocchio's wooden nose didn't shrink back down. Instead, it's grown into a monstrous weapon, and he's terrorizing the small town of Woodbury. A new sheriff arrives with his son JJ, unaware of the local legend a...

Fast Five #11 – Dinosaurs, Sip Stories & Cinematic Shenanigans 24.07.2024

Join Jon and Harrison on a wild Untappd adventure fueled by Toppling Goliath's Pseudo Sue! This Fast Five is packed with hilarious movie pitches inspired by some truly unique brews. Get ready for Mark Wahlburg battling wildfires shirtless in "Fire Season," a heartwarming coming-of-age tale about a homeschooled kid in "Homestyle," and a dark twist on Pinocchio with "Big Nose."We'll also explore the...

Feature #10 – Rare Snack: Corporate Espionage Has Never Tasted This Good 17.07.2024

Inspired by Abomination Brewing's 16% stout infused with every snack imaginable, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and hilarious turn. Meet Erik, a tech newbie who reluctantly joins a major corporation only to discover a bizarre corporate culture. But it's not just beanbag chairs and barefoot meetings – every Friday, employees are forced to consume a "rare snack" chosen...

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