Beer Me A Movie

Time travel. It's every script supervisor's worst nightmare. Throw in a lead that barely speaks English, and you end up with something... amazing? We're talking about Timecop starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. It might not be the best movie ever made, but damnit it's a lot of fun! Thanks to our PATREON donors for choosing this month's Ebert pick! Timecop © 1994 Largo Entertainment. Timecop® and its a...

The moment we've been anticipating since Episode 3 is finally here: the culmination of 18 individual MCU stories. If you thought 2012's Avengers was unprecedented, hold onto your butts. Infinity War is here to change everything. Again. Happy Episode 150! *Avengers: Infinity War © 2018 Marvel Entertainment LLC. The Avengers® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks...

Look. When it comes to writing these little episode descriptions, I have to take Twitter's character limit into account. And this movie is literally called The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie. Add in the fact that this episode features Kyle of The Experience Grind Podcast and I'm just about out of characters. So just listen to it. If you've heard our other Toxie episodes, you...

We aren't ready to see spooky season go yet! We're talking about The Crow: A dark film where Brandon Lee delivers an absolutely iconic performance that ends in a terrible on-set tragedy. Listen closely for the crunch of the eggshells we're walking on. *The Crow © 1994 MMX Lions Gate Films Inc. The Crow® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Crowvision, Inc....

It looks like we're talking What If for another week... "What if Superman was a baddie?" that is! The movie is Brightburn from 2019. It's basically Kal-El meets Damien Thorn (of The Omen) and it has a whole bunch of Gunn family members attached to it. What could go wrong? *Brightburn © 2019 Brandenburg The Film , LLC. Brightburn® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trad...

You asked for it! Since 1977, Marvel has been publishing a little series known as What If? So when the events of the MCU broke open the multiverse, it only made sense to introduce the title on Disney+ to explore some… alternate dimension shenanigans. Join us as we break down THE ENTIRE 1st season! *What If…? © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. What If…?® and its associated titles, logos, and characte...

Who's in the mood to have their childhood ruined? Because it turns out Casper is creepy, but not in the ghostly way you might remember. Shaun from the Experience Grind podcast joins us on this nostalgia trip that quickly turns into some business we probably should've left unfinished. *Casper © 1995 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved. Casper The Friendly Ghost® and its associated titles, logos,...

It's been nearly an entire year since we last got to geek out about a proper Batman flick. Luckily for us, DC Comics has a solid lineup of animated movies. And it all started here with Batman: Mask of the Phantasm. It's like a longer episode of Batman: The Animated Series! What could possibly be better than that!? *Batman: Mask of the Phantasm © 1993 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Batman® and its...

A movie WAY ahead of it's time, Ang Lee's HULK is like a multi-million dollar arthouse film. And the discerning comic-book-movie-goers of 2003 were not ready. To be honest, I still don't know if we're ready. Spoiler: It's not as bad as you think. *Hulk © 2003 Universal Studios. Hulk® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Marvel Entertainment LLC. This produc...

Sometimes when you make a movie, you need to con Arnold Schwarzenegger into doing a "cameo" so you can secretly give him top-billing. Is it a Conan movie? Kind of...? It's Red Sonja! The 1985 Brigitte Nielsen movie with the message that strong independent women DO need a man's help. Yikes! *Red Sonja © 1985 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Red Sonja® and its associated titles, logos, and characters...

That damn podcast is BACK on the escalator!! It's Bryan's birthday, so naturally we're talking about Powe– wait. What's this? MALLRATS!? Yup! We're following up July's "Chasing Amy" Patreon episode by bringing some Kevin Smith View Askewniverse love to the main channel. Come for the schooners, stay for the Springsteen. *Mallrats © 1995 Universal Studios. Mallrats® and its associated titles, logos,...

The Rubix Cube. MTV. AIDS. That’s right, we’re talking about the 80s. And is there an action flick that’s more quintessentially 80s than RoboCop!? Maybe. But I don’t want to think too hard about it because this movie is AWESOME. God bless Peter Weller. *RoboCop © 1987 Orion Pictures Corporation. RoboCop® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Orion Pictures C...

It's Monday…. I LOVE Mondays! You Know why? Because it means we release a new episode! This week, we enlist the help of our sworn enemy, "The Ginger Skull" Dave Novak, to talk about YET ANOTHER cat movie from 2004. Naturally, we're talking about Garfield: The Movie starring Bill Murray and bad CGI. *Garfield © 2004 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. Garfield® and its associated titles, logos,...

Picture this: The year is 2011. The two biggest things in the world are superhero movies and Seth Rogen. So this was inevitable. We're talking about Michel Gondry's The Green Hornet this week. A superhero movie starring Seth Rogen, like everyone was asking for. The movie is lots of fun, so we had a little fun too. Maybe too much fun. You be the judge. *The Green Hornet © 2011 Columbia Pictures Ind...

Last week, James Gunn's The Suicide Squad dropped in theaters and on HBOmax, and WHEW BOY is Jimmy Gunns having himself a hell of a time. It's not a sequel! It's not a reboot! It's... well, nobody really knows. But damn it, it's a whole lot of fun. *The Suicide Squad © 2021 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. The Suicide Squad® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks...

You'll never guess what happens in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. The Silver Surfer? He rises. Then he falls. Then rises again… with the intent to fall. But perhaps he may rise again? What are the Fantastic Four doing during all of this, you ask? Dealing with their EMOTIONS. *Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer © 2007 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation Fantastic Four® and its...

There are comic book movies that fancy themselves a decent adaptation of the source material... and then there's Sin City. The iconic stylization, the shot framing, the dialogue— If you're looking for an actual comic book translated to film, this movie delivers. *Sin City © 2005 Miramax. Sin City® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Frank Miller and Dark H...

We're back, baby! And we're easing our way back into things with a movie about similar looking green guys who travel through time. No, not Loki. It's the movie that killed a franchise for at least a decade: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. AKA the one where they go back in time to feudal Japan... for reasons. *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III © 1993 New Line Productions, Inc. Teenage Mutant Ninja...

The final episode of Loki has aired and the MCU will never be the same again. Feige wasn't kidding about needing to watch these shows to stay up to date with the story. Join us while we break down everything: the series' big bad reveal, all the TVA shenanigans, and our predictions for what's in store for the future. *Loki © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. Loki® and its associated titles, logos, and...

I'm a Loki, you're a Loki, everyone's a Loki! We've arrived at the penultimate episode of Marvel's latest streaming series and WHEW BOY! are we gearing up for an exciting finale! Tune in now to get caught up before the last episode drops on Wednesday! *Loki © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. Loki® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Marvel Entertainment LLC....

You know the drill! It's time for Loki episode 4! This episode was clearly meant to make us feel some things. And make us gasp more than a few times. And just when you think it can't get any more twisty: they hit us with that mid-credits scene! Oh boy! *Loki © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. Loki® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Marvel Entertainment LLC...

It's week 3 of Loki and it's business as usual... Wait. No. It's NOT business as usual. After two massively entertaining world-building episodes, we're getting a character-building episode and it's no secret that that's a Caped Podcasters favorite! Tune in for a deeper look at the God of Mischief and (what may or may not be) the series’ antagonist. *Loki © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. Loki® and...

It's week 2 of Loki and this show is not waiting at all to deliver the goods. Join us in the Fortress of Poditude while we postulate on free will & destiny, and theorize about where this is all going and why we haven't heard a single "Wow" from Mobius. *Loki © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. Loki® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Marvel Entertainment LLC...

The third title in Phase 4 of the MCU is here, and we haven't even gotten a movie yet. It's Loki! The God of Mischief! We're super excited to bring back our snap-reaction TV episodes in place of our normal Monday releases for the next 6 weeks. Oh, Wow! *Loki © 2021 Marvel Entertainment LLC. Loki® and its associated titles, logos, and characters are registered trademarks of Marvel Entertainment LLC...

This week in the Fortress of Poditude, we're talking about the Wachowski's insane 2008 visual spectacle: Speed Racer. There's A LOT to unpack here. Like that the Racer family has a monkey and nobody ever says "hey, what's with the monkey?" So without further ado: Here he comes! Here comes Speed Racer! *Speed Racer © 2008 Warner Bros Inc. *Speed Racer® and its associated titles, logos, and characte...