Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike Cannon

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about getting your kids into sports, becoming more optimistic, and developing a “Boys Wing” inside their houses. Andy shares an awful bath time story, and Mike has an exciting update about his father-in-law. Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: www. patreon.com/Be...

The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Matt Pavich! They talk about getting in fights when you're too old, selling gas around Manhattan, and being a cool older brother. Matt dives into his bipolar diagnosis and manic episodes, Mike talks about growing up in a strict household, and Andy has a weird Uncle Bobby. FOLLOW MATT: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattzpavich/ YouTube: https://www.y...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about plane anxiety, the Challenger Disaster, and having Mr. Rachel as a guest. They debate the morality of keeping nudes, and Mike may just become a Christian power lifter. Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: www. patreon.com/BeautifulBoysPodcast FOLLOW THE BEAU...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about parents who do drugs, pro-steroid tournaments, and New York’s harsh winter. They address the onslaught of Alaska comments and listen to a voicemail straight from the source. A listener calls in to recount his Wife Wins. Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: w...

Happy Holidays! The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and get into the holiday spirit by talking about caroling, Elf on the Shelf, and some of their New Year's Resolutions. They discuss making new friends as parents and using ChatGPT for therapy. Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: www. patreon.com/BeautifulB...

The Beautiful Boys do a solo episode and talk about old school comics, how long they could realistically survive in the woods, and taking steroids. They bond about baby diaper blowouts and end with an intense dessert talk. Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: www. patreon.com/BeautifulBoysPodcast FOLLOW THE BE...

The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Robby Slowik! They give a Thanksgiving recap, talk about the new season of Stranger Things, and discuss upstate New York poster shops. Robby recounts an insane Busta Rhymes concert, Andy reveals he’s writing a book, and Mike talks about his love of ironing. FOLLOW ROBBY: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robbyslowik/ Website: https://www.robbyslowik.com...

The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Brooks Wheelan! They talk about spending your whole day at Erewhon, $700 concert tickets, and camping on the east coast versus the west coast. They also discuss their favorite bathhouses and insane backstories from Alaskan people. FOLLOW BROOKS: Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6737Ew1vm8 Website: https://brookswheelan.com/ Instagram: https://www....

Honorary Beautiful Boy, Brendan Sagalow, returns to the podcast to discuss awful New York drivers, getting scammed, and Mayor Mamdani. Mike sits on his balls, Andy has a couple black toenails, and Brendan is a girl dad in the making. FOLLOW BRENDAN: Tickets: https://brendansagalow.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brendansagalow/ X: https://x.com/BrendanSagalow TikTok: https://www.tiktok.c...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about slight stalking, daily microdosing, and taking Adderall at summer camp. Andy recalls a time he was having guilt dreams, and Mike talks about how to teach your kids to fight. Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠...

The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Anthony Devito! Anthony sells the boys on Stitch Fix, reminisces about his days as a comment moderator, and shares how he got his start in comedy. Also in this episode, Mike gets judged for bath time and Andy reveals he's started wearing running tights. FOLLOW ANTHONY: Website: https://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comed...

The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Mike Recine! Andy and Mike address the “bad mover” beef. They talk about punching doors over Halloween costumes, code switching, and losing your kid in a whale park. FOLLOW MIKE: Website: https://www.mikerecinecomedy.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mikerecinecomedy/ X: https://x.com/mikerecine YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MichaelRecine “RECIN...

The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Blair Socci! The group talks about getting diagnosed with autism, having an identity crisis after quitting sports, and cute animal algorithms. FOLLOW BLAIR: Website: https://blairsocci.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blairsocci/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blairsocci YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@blairsocciofficial/ Substack: https://blai...

The Beautiful Boys are back this week with comedian Kerryn Feehan! They talk about Gator farms, sugar daddies, and the Renaissance Faire. Kerryn and Andy bond over running and Mike may be coming around on car camping. FOLLOW KERRYN: Tickets: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/comedians/kerryn-feehan Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kerrynfeehan/ Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@onlyfeehans TikTok:...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about what counts as fraud, serial killers on the loose in the country, and keeping the magic alive for your kids. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The Beautiful Boys are back with a chaotic new episode featuring comedian Nathan Macintosh! They dive into A.I. taking people’s jobs, fat generals, and the great car camping debate. FOLLOW NATHAN: Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApnofHJLoo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nathanmacintosh/ Tickets: https://punchup.live/nathanmacintosh/tickets YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nathanma...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about booty short boxers, cat problems, and 55 year-olds making out. Mike details another wild birthday party incident, and Andy memorializes Robert Redford. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and get heavy with politics, reincarnation and free speech. They also talk about staring too hard at frozen pizza fonts and boardwalk t-shirts. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and test out new segments including Bad Parenting & Toxic Positivity. They talk about memories from lockdown, haircuts that unified America, and insane early check out rules. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc⁠⁠⁠...

The Beautiful Boys are BACK with fellow father and comedian, Phil Duckett! They talk about drinking in hotel bars, dealing with diaper explosions, and 23 & Me. FOLLOW PHIL: Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fdQhpUR6Jg Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnyphilduck/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@funnyphilduck YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Funnyphilduck FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: A...

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week, diving into some deep parenting convos, pondering how recycling works, and exploring what it means to be a man. Mike talks about his epileptic cat, and Andy shares the story of how he broke his femur. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.co...

The Beautiful Boys are back again with honorary Beautiful Boy - Brendan Sagalow! They talk about Ozzy’s reunion show, wet dreams, and uploading your consciousness to the cloud. Mike remembers his days of hip-hop dance classes, Brendan got in a fight at a Fiji fire show, and Andy went on an insane fishing trip and learned about the Bohemian Grove. FOLLOW BRENDAN: Tickets: https://brendansagalow.com...

David Drake joins the Beautiful Boys to discuss what it's like having your dad as a coach, getting robbed at Coney Island, and getting hit as a kid. FOLLOW DAVID: Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIA1RfiRiPQ Tickets: https://www.daviddrakecomedy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daviddrakecomedy FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes...

The Beautiful Boys are back with comedian Shane Torres! They talk about situations where they narrowly avoided death, insane customer service experiences, and getting a Tom Collins thrown in your face. FOLLOW SHANE: Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNGXFmwA9U Tickets: https://punchup.live/shanetorres Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@shanet...

The Beautiful Boys are back with a solo episode this week and get into wild and wacky parenting schedules. Mike recalls a time he nearly drowned in a puddle, and Andy imagines disappearing to France. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠...