Bear Attack

Merry December, Attacker!  If you've been with us for really any amount of time, then you know that we love "angry music for happy people." Well We Came As Romans has that vibe locked in! They did a free live stream with Bad Omens, The Plot in You, and Dayseeker. Of course we "attended" and have opinions to offer. Our musings aren't anything to write to mom about, but we'd love to have you ha...

Yo, check this out! We have a hysterical episode for you!  It's a true story about an all-American legend! Stagecoach Mary had many titles. . . and I so badly want to tell you what they were, but just trust me: give this one a listen! It's worth not spoiling!  Thank you to our Patreons, especially our Berserker Eddie 2 Gs! Join the Attackers in the link below to snag some exclusive conte...

Hello, hello, hello! Another week, another podcast!  Do you want to play a game? Maybe you'll like these gameshow ideas we have! This is a very fun, rambling episode. In addition to pitching game show ideas to you, we offer up quality stories about the interesting homeless of Arizona, a spirited debate about the attractiveness of Guy Fieri's Polaris Rzr, and Panda likes the new Bring Me The H...

Happy Halloween! We did a Halloween episode last week, but we're in the spirit so we're doing two! And this episode is early, that way you can enjoy it on the 31st!  We reviewed a must listen to album this time of the year: Ice Nine Kills' fifth record The Silver Scream. The episode says it all, so enjoy!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bea...

Happy Halloween everyone! Chef Polar has made you a festive treat: a 3 course spooky "dinner"! All three of these offering are supposedly true stories (though I have my doubts about the "appetizer").  There's a deeply disturbing story about a postal lady that shouldn't be missed, one about a disappearance near the army base Blitz has worked at, and a hotel that puts the hole in hole-in-the-wa...

Guys! Blitz here! So sorry I uploaded this late. However, this one is worth the wait, if I do say so. Panda and Polar Bear suggested we start a new tradition: a Bear Attack Q&A with one of us on our birthdays! So (as with most things in my life) I was the guinea pig.  We talk about Legos, zodiac signs, hot sauce, and my underwear.  More than once on that last one.  It was a supe...

"You people out there give us something more than just record sales. You give us something to hate. And we hate you, you brainless mutants" --Dethklok  This episode is brutal. You aren't ready. Don't play this.  Just kidding, please rate and subscribe! Pleeeeease!  https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ http...

Fall is coming, Attackers! Pumpkin Spice Lattes and demons are just around the corner. That's right, demons!  Also, how do you feel about New Jersey? If you love it: sorry about this episode. I mean, the state has an official demon! How bad does your state have to suck that you have enough devils running around to name one your favorite? 49 other states don't have this problem, so. . . ...

By request: we attack The Bellboy! It's an old movie written, directed, and starring comedian Jerry Lewis. It is definitely a blast from the past and quite amusing too!  We really enjoy hearing from you guys! Shout out to our friend Geli (pronounced "jelly") for this one. We hope you enjoy the roll down memory lane with us. Please let us know what you want to hear next!  https://www.inst...

Here it is! Our first ever part two!  Panda Bear destroyed his sleep schedule to get this one out early for ya'll. Go give him a shout out on socials if you enjoyed it! What are your favorite LP song/albums? What did you think of One More Light? Have you heard any of the band's side projects? Let us know in the following places:  https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.f...

Alrighty everyone! Let's talk Linkin Park!  Panda told us months ago he wanted to cover the legendary rock band and since all 3 of us love them, we agreed! Turns out, we can talk about Linkin Park for hours! Almost 4 of them. We cut that in half, but we ended up having to do this in two parts. So if you love LP too, here's our brief thoughts on EVERY SINGLE SONG they've done. Well, mostly eve...

Summer is just cranking along, isn't it? Come cool off with us in Atlantis! We recorded this episode really late at night after shooting an upcoming burger review. Which means: maximum delirium, minimum sensicalness! If you like Disney quotes and stories about obscure governors bringing obscure legends to pop culture, this is the episode you've been looking for! What myth should we talk about next...

Welcome to the Bear Attack Outfitters Travel Agency: please hold while the building melts. This episode is a riot! We mostly talk about interesting places to visit, but also we go bananas. I actually haven't listened to it since it was recorded, so I'm going to cut this short and go listen myself! :P --Blitz

Yeeha, mother-attackers! We're getting our folk on today! Now if you've been with us a while you probably know Polar Bear likes himself some pop-punk, metal-core, hip-hop, and country. Yep, he is the complete set, taste wise. So Panda and I (Blitz) took an overdue break from our metal heavy diets to review Flatland Calvary's sophomore effort. It's a good episode for sure. When we can focus for 5 m...

What is up, friend? We have an awesome legend for you this episode! We're talking about the almost mythical warriors who seemed more animal than man: the viking berserkers! Known for their unconventional, reckless tactics (like fighting without weapons or biting chucks out of their own shields), these men were probably insane in a literal sense. In fact, they're often regarded as villains by the v...

Oh goodness! We have an interesting miscellaneous episode about decency this week. Which is kind of funny because aside from the Hot Ones hot sauce episodes we've never sweared more (still PGish). We talk about taking care of other peoples' stuff, and respecting women. It might be a little controversial, but trust me: it's golden advice.  Hope you all are safe! If you want to talk to us, we'r...

Do like freaking Trivium?! Well then. . . this episode might be awkward.  We listened to their entire discography, minus bonus songs, and have ranked the albums and picked favorite songs. And we even like a few of them. So, you can listen to the episode, I don't have much to say.  What do you think about Trivium? Yell at us or agree with us on Instagram and Facebook. Major props to Panda...

Wow! Thank you, Attackers, for an awesome first year! We are honored to have you as a listener!  To celebrate we invited back Eddie-2-Gs and a new guest too, Miguel Alvarez! Like when we first started, this episode doesn't have a theme. We just converse and it's actually really funny. There's a stories about nipple piercings (we keep it PG-13), Polar Bear walking in on a couple getting frisky...

Happy 4/20, Attackers!  Well we're normally at a Killswitch Engage show this time a year (no correlation, it's just when they come out west), but obviously that's not possible right now. So why not talk about drugs? And why not talk about Nazis while we're at it?  This is a good one! It's all sorts of educational. Blitz has a wild story about the 90ish prescriptions Hitler was taking (ye...

WHO WILL DELIVER THE SENTENCE?! We will! (That line actually was playing as I typed this. Not planned!) New ABR is here to keep the Corona blues away! And Bear Attack is giving it a. . . mixed review? One of us loves it, one likes it well enough, the other just doesn't get it. The musician in our group wasn't so about it! Isn't that bull$#!T!!! Jk, love you Sam.  --Blitz Bear P.S. Hey what al...

Back in season 1 Polar Bear mentioned a myth that he was too scared to tell without his wife around. Well, for your listening pleasure, here it is! The goatman episode! Join us around the camp fire, under the star filled desert sky for a good old fashion scary story!  As always, leave thoughts, comments, and show ideas on our social media pages! Thanks, Attackers!   

It's the end of the world! There's no toilet paper, Charmin or otherwise. We can't go to school or work. It's like armageddon. Or Charmi-geddon! We might as well laugh about it!  Ride along with us in Panda's truck (IT'S A TRUCK EPISODE!!!) as we're joined by wife, teacher, and Bear Attack PR lady Amy "Clair Bear"! It's a good, old-fashion, rambling episode, full of laughs and stories. It's o...

What is up Attackers? Hope you're all safe and sound, and interested in telling stories! Whether you want to make a backyard movie, write a book, or a plot driven song, we dust off our Creative Media and Film degrees to give you a 101 class!   Polar Bear instructs us on what makes a story work, Panda weighs in on story through song, and Blitz Bear sprinkles in thoughts here and there. And we...

Do you like The Amity Affliction? We like The Amity Affliction! They're one of the podcast's favorite bands and in case you missed it, they just dropped a new album! Of course you can't talk Amity without mentioning depression, and all three of us know a thing or two about the struggle. Good news is, we have advice on how to cope.  Also, Polar Bear has a ghost story for you! It's one part cre...

Do you like pirates? Well then hoist the anchor, mate! On this nautical adventure we talk about a ghost ship used in the war of 1812, Pirates of the Caribbean (movies and ride), the sanitizing of history and pirate culture, and the album No Grave But the Sea by the pirate-metal legends known as Alestorm!  Did we leave anything out? Let's talk about it on Instagram and Facebook! Also here the...