Bear Attack

Listen to 10 seconds of the intro and you won't need this description. Winking kissy face. Black heart Emoji.  --Blitz PS: Sorry Mom, I'm trying to stop swearing. Love you!  If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor....

It's Spooky season Attackers! In the spirit we attempted to give you a spooky tale but then like the lunatics we are we lose our train of thought and enter the madhouse that you are used to! Beware this episode contains aliens?, Blitz fear of the dunes after a near death experience and of course no Bear Attack Halloween episode is complete with out our pal Bigfoot! So awaken from your coffins, dri...

So, this one has no plot to loose. We tried to make one, but it never materialized. So, sit back and enjoy the whip-lash! If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

It's that time again! Grab your balloons and invite your friends! In the sacred tradition of the birthday Q&A, the Sams prompt Nate to offer the hottest of takes on lesbian Subarus and his elitist camping views (REI sucks!), getting metal-core merch for his unborn niece, Taco Bell, the best music for painting (that's an inside joke; listen to the episode to get inside), Mark Wahlberg vs. Shia...

Even for us, this episode goes everywhere! We have stories about a priest who gets aroused by pound cake, Blitz asking out a girl, the most dangerous band ever (Japanese Noise group, Hantarash), Panda disintegrating his foot, and more! Also, Polar Bear follows up with the last episode and gives more insight into the history of trashcans!  

LIVE FROM THE M4! No not the sick BMW sport car, the Metal-Mandalorian-Mom-Mobile! This episode marks the first time Polar Bear sits one out in almost 4 years. While he's missed, Red Panda fills in!  

What do you get when you cross censorship, a large dose of insensitivity, and three best friends? A PG-13 Deadpool! But also this episode. Sorry to those we attacked. 

Here's episode 3 in a row of just absolute off the rails, bucking fananas action!  This episode was supposed to be about Arizona cryptids, or creatures that could exist but haven't been proven to. Yet. The Giant Squid was once considered a cryptid. That's what Polar Bear says, and he's always right. Anyway, it spiraled out of control, and we think you'll enjoy the descent. 

Have you heard about the soaking? It's a sex thing. You're gonna hear about it now, sorry (but not that sorry). Also, we recorded this one while driving through Bearizona, a drive through zoo of sorts. It's a game changing episode! 

We're back in the car! Just like when BA started, we recorded some episodes on a road trip! The audio isn't great, but the conversation is so much fun when we're physically together! We talk a lot about the finer points of kilts, and Miss Williams Arizona and other things. Let us know what you think!  If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! Bonus episodes and fun merchandise...

Back in my day, kids clicked on links: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!

What do June, lesbians, and Bear Attack's favorite video game have in common? This episode!  If you write a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! Bonus episodes and fun merchandise are on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.c...

This a rambling episode, which means lots of laughs, but little direction! It was recorded on 4/20, which means we were sober like usual. Blitz bought non-alcoholic beer for minors, and turns his back on Star Wars and the Jedi. Polar Bear hates Batman. And Oliver Queen. Panda Bear hates evangelical billboards. And we add just a pinch of "phobia" to the podcast, just like the way your grandma used...

Phenomenal rock band Jane N' The Jungle returns! And this time, vocalist Jordan and guitarist Brian brought bassist Big B, with them! They are super sweet people, especially for putting up with our awkward questions. We could go on with the description, but you should just listen to the episode. Click play. Ok, please click play? I won't beg. Fine I'll beg, "please, my lord (lorde?), click plaaaaa...

Thank you all for being with us for 3 years! Here's a hilarious episode as a thank you!  AND if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/c...

This episode may be long, but it's because we have a lot going on, and it's with Panda's mom!  On this one we play the board game in the title, discuss Blitz's Hogan's Heroes fetish, and share many laughs and frustrations. It's a fun one, trust me! AND if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&a...

If this is your first time, welcome! We're stoked to have you!  If you're a tried and true Attacker, you know the deal!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

You know what time it is! One of the most sacred Bear Attack traditions is the birthday Q&A. We love it, we hope you do too! And this is a special one because we've officially switched the podcast from clean to explicit. We feel that there is more than enough censorship out there, and we're over it. And we're not funny enough to make it as clean comics. Or comics in general. Hey, we're trying...

It's far from hyperbole to say that this episode is special. We talk with the talented, real, and very funny Jared Smith, or better known as Heliocentric. Skrillex, cults, handling dangerous snakes, making Christian music as an atheist, and much much more are touched on in this episode. Please check Heliocentric out where ever you get music and check out his YouTube! He makes funny music videos.&n...

Have you ever played Would You Rather? Yeah us too.  Oh, btw, if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! February's bonus episode is a sexual kinda chocolate. Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ ht...

Polar Bear leads us in a fan game of True or False. Are vampire deer real? Does the FBI have samples of Bigfoot hair? Answers to these and questions and much more! AND if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! February's episode is Patreon HILARIOUS! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack...

Season FOUR! HERE WE GO! In this episode, we brought on Miguel Alvarez to talk about the best movies, songs, and albums of 2021. We also crown a winner from season 3. What were your favorite things from 2021? Let us know on the socials (links below). Also, we're playing our top songs on this month's Bear Attack Radio, available only on Patreon. The same place you can get our exclusive merch! Of wh...

Merry Christmas, and may God bless us, each and every one! If you liked this, we do it all the time on Patreon! Links below: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

Topic swap round 3! Polar Bear opens. that. pit. UP!!!  Oh, by the way: if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4Ef...

TOPIC SWAP ROUND 2!!! Hello, you beautiful person, you! This episode is just three rounds of silly stories and fun! Heads up, if you're listening with kids, Panda's story in round three is SPICEY! It is not to be missed, but may not be appropriate for all. Like most things, I suppose.  Oh, by the way: if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more righ...