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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Comedy EN ↓ 462 episodes

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: art19.com

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189: Reviews of Chipotle 13.07.2022 1:10:01

Corn ;) Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

188: Reviews of Toddler Beds 06.07.2022 1:13:47

Anyone know a way to tell if something is bird poop without tasting it? Asking for a friend... Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus Whi...

Between You And Us: Episode 37 30.06.2022 28:32

This episode is highly unprofessional, distressing, confusing, and plain weird. Oh wait, that's all our episodes... Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Get ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check o...

187: Reviews of Camera Stores 29.06.2022 1:17:09

Please go the extra three inches and support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Get ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music...

186: Reviews of Trader Joe's 22.06.2022 56:09

Only 1780s kids love Slipknot!! Trader Joe's United: https://traderjoesunited.org/ | https://twitter.com/TraderJoesUnite Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3n4zVkr Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-to...

185: Reviews of Ships 15.06.2022 1:01:54

Unfortunately for Xandy, this week we learn that there truly is an 'Eek!' for everything. Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86 Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: i...

184: Reviews of Reality TV Shows 08.06.2022 1:38:56

User TitObsessedWankophile gives this episode 5 stars!! Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86 Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support...

183: Reviews of Michelin Star Restaurants 01.06.2022 1:04:46

How you going? I hope you get laser eye surgery. Sincerely, Gazza. Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy...

Between You And Us: Episode 36 31.05.2022 29:45

We worship the almighty dollar, so buy tickets for our tour! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney A...

182: Reviews of Cat Cafes 25.05.2022 1:02:03

Welcome to Toby's Toe Beans! Grab a catpurrccino and enjoy our homemade DNA ornaments. Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patre...

181: Reviews of Waffle Houses 18.05.2022 1:14:31

We revisit one of our favorite places and learn about a few new places, including the International House of Bologna! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy...

180: Reviews of Towing Companies 11.05.2022 1:09:40

Come see us live in Hawaii!! Or is it Ohio? Is there even a difference? Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachto...

179: Reviews of IKEA 04.05.2022 1:21:08

If you're a freedom loving American, good luck with your carpenting! Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosa...

Between You And Us: Episode 35 30.04.2022 33:09

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Lea...

178: Reviews of Children's Books 27.04.2022 1:17:04

We hope this episode doesn't haunt you the way we're haunted by the American Midwest between 1870 and 1894. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support...

177: Reviews of As Seen On TV Products 20.04.2022 1:34:57

We read reviews of some of the weirdest items you can see on your TV. And come up with new nicknames for Xandy along the way. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beac...

176: Reviews of American Girl Doll Locations 13.04.2022 1:21:43

Fingers crossed you don't judge our live shows based on how heavy the doors are... New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon....

175: Reviews of Exterminators 06.04.2022 1:33:56

Your Bootylicious hosts are back!! TGBTG!! PTL!! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Av...

174: Etsy Reviews 30.03.2022 1:14:43

Listen to the Psychic Psyblings and their ramblings. And don't forget to see them live in Ohio! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/be...

Between You And Us: Episode 34 28.03.2022 32:07

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and...

173: Reviews of Rainforest Cafe 23.03.2022 1:34:24

Or should we say, Reviews of Cracker Barrel Jungle Excursion? Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo b...

172: Reviews of Coffee Shops in Amsterdam 16.03.2022 1:24:16

In this chaotic episode, we discover that corpses do not be Gucci... Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet...

171: Reviews of Hard Rock Cafe 09.03.2022 1:17:46

Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on Hennessy and sunscreen. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Them...

170: Reviews of Benihana 02.03.2022 1:09:36

We also talk about Hooters' best selling items! *checks notes* Uh milk and baked beans... Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choice...

Between You And Us: Episode 33 28.02.2022 29:10

Aunts and ants alike will LOVE this episode. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choi...