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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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Between You And Us: Episode 35 30.04.2022 33:09

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Lea...

178: Reviews of Children's Books 27.04.2022 1:17:04

We hope this episode doesn't haunt you the way we're haunted by the American Midwest between 1870 and 1894. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support...

177: Reviews of As Seen On TV Products 20.04.2022 1:34:57

We read reviews of some of the weirdest items you can see on your TV. And come up with new nicknames for Xandy along the way. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beac...

176: Reviews of American Girl Doll Locations 13.04.2022 1:21:43

Fingers crossed you don't judge our live shows based on how heavy the doors are... New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon....

175: Reviews of Exterminators 06.04.2022 1:33:56

Your Bootylicious hosts are back!! TGBTG!! PTL!! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Av...

174: Etsy Reviews 30.03.2022 1:14:43

Listen to the Psychic Psyblings and their ramblings. And don't forget to see them live in Ohio! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/be...

Between You And Us: Episode 34 28.03.2022 32:07

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and...

173: Reviews of Rainforest Cafe 23.03.2022 1:34:24

Or should we say, Reviews of Cracker Barrel Jungle Excursion? Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo b...

172: Reviews of Coffee Shops in Amsterdam 16.03.2022 1:24:16

In this chaotic episode, we discover that corpses do not be Gucci... Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet...

171: Reviews of Hard Rock Cafe 09.03.2022 1:17:46

Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on Hennessy and sunscreen. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Them...

170: Reviews of Benihana 02.03.2022 1:09:36

We also talk about Hooters' best selling items! *checks notes* Uh milk and baked beans... Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choice...

Between You And Us: Episode 33 28.02.2022 29:10

Aunts and ants alike will LOVE this episode. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choi...

169: Reviews of Halls of Fame 23.02.2022 1:13:16

We hope this episode makes you giggle galore until you can't breathe. Check out the mascot photos on Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices....

168: Reviews of Sushi Restaurants in Landlocked States 16.02.2022 55:26

The biggest paradox is that two people who don't know what they're talking about... talk for a living. Did we finally use that word right? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

167: Reviews of Shein Products 09.02.2022 1:13:10

See pics of some of these ridiculous products on our Instagram! instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy...

166: Reviews of Phone Repair Shops 02.02.2022 1:15:24

While you're out shopping for Bitch Too Sandy perfume, be sure to pick up Christine's latest book: Costumer Service 101! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices....

Between You And Us: Episode 32 31.01.2022 45:36

What's good for the goose is good for this podcast. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

165: Reviews of Perfumes 26.01.2022 1:55:10

BITCH TOO SANDY... coming soon to a department store near you! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https:/...

164: Revisiting Old Friends 19.01.2022 1:47:02

Come down to the Lizard Hole! Tonight's entertainment is Christine singing and Xandy playing game show host again... Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

163: Reviews of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville 12.01.2022 1:32:10

If you want a full version of 'Toes in the Sand,' let us know and we'll give you recommendations for therapists. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

162: Reviews of Helen, Georgia 05.01.2022 1:15:02

Throw on your airbrushed lederhosen, because we're going tubbing! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at http...

Between You And Us: Episode 31 31.12.2021 25:33

You know what they say... Whatever can't kill you is a terrible product. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. L...

161: Reviews of Lighthouses 29.12.2021 1:27:38

What is a lighthouse if not a house with a light on it? Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about...

160: Reviews of Ornaments 22.12.2021 1:12:37

You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early... Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human See...

159: Holiday Reviews 15.12.2021 1:12:48

Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench. Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy ! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linkt...