Battle In The Morning

A listener says she couldn’t help herself when a kid on the opposing soccer team hip-checked her son, so she yelled at him. Her husband says she was out of line. Battle opens the phones to ask Nashville: Is she a jerk or just a protective parent?

There’s a viral Reddit thread claiming turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner and Battle is NOT having it. He says the bird’s a Thanksgiving staple, but not everyone agrees. Is turkey overrated, or are people just doing it wrong? Battle opens the phones and the floodgates for your hot takes on what really belongs

A listener called in with a fall-time dilemma, his tree’s leaves keep blowing into his neighbor’s yard, and his wife thinks he should go rake them up. He says that’s ridiculous and refuses to do it. So… is he being a jerk, or just standing his ground? 

Tom Brady cloned his dog… yes, actually cloned it. So Battle had to bring this madness to the show. Today we dive into whether cloning your pet is sweet, strange, or straight-up science-fiction energy. If money wasn’t an issue… would YOU clone your dog?

Ethan Hawke breaks joins Battle to talk about the season finale of The Lowdown, how Lee Raybon evolved during filming, and why the finale changes everything. We also get into the buzz around Training Day 2 with Denzel Washington and what truth Hawke would chase if he ever returned as Jake Hoyt. Plus, why he decided to step back into the terrifying role of The Grabber for The Black Phone sequel, an...

This morning, Adam called in looking for advice from the Rock family after tossing his kid’s participation trophy straight into the trash. Was he teaching a life lesson or just being a total jerk? We break it down, hear your reactions, and settle the debate once and for all on today’s show.

Today on Am I The Jerk?, Luke sold a lamp on Facebook Marketplace… and a week later the buyer came back demanding a refund because the lamp stopped working. Is Luke responsible for the lamp's afterlife, or is this just classic Marketplace madness? We break it down and get your takes!

Battle ran into a weird situation at the downtown Publix. Guy in front of him had no groceries and claimed he was “holding the spot” for his family. After waiting and still no family in sight, Battle put his stuff down and said he’s checking out. The guy got mad. So now the question is… was Battle wrong, or was that dude just being weird?

Battle’s wife is already busting out the Christmas decorations. Meanwhile, Battle’s over here yelling “NOT 'TIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!” like it's a constitutional amendment. Blame Instagram, blame peer pressure, blame Mariah Carey defrosting too early. We’re talking Team “Wait 'Til Thanksgiving” vs Team “Santa on November 1st.” Where do you land?

The office Halloween party is tomorrow, and Battle’s not feeling the costume life, mostly because he wakes up at 4 a.m. 😴 Is he wrong for skipping the costume contest?

Halloween finally lands on a Friday this year! No school nights, no candy crashes, just chaos and costumes all night long! But Battle’s got a big question: should we make Halloween permanently the last Friday or Saturday of October? I

Scott called in and says he goes all out for Halloween every year and everyone in the neighborhood loves it… except the new neighbors. They say it goes against their religion and want him to tone it down. Should he change his decorations to keep the peace, or is it his yard, his rules? 

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Here’s the deal, Jaime got a birthday gift they really didn’t like. Instead of pretending to love it, they went ahead and returned it… and now the gift-giver is pretty upset. So what do you think, was Jaime just being honest, or kind of a jerk for doing that? 

Battle vents like every fed-up Titans fan right now, another brutal loss, another round of disappointment, and a whole lotta frustration. From holding on to hope week after week to questioning what this team is even doing, he lays it all out as a lifelong fan and season ticket holder. This isn’t a bandwagon rant… it’s real talk from someone who bleeds two-tone blue.

Battle’s had enough! someone keeps stealing his food out of the breakroom fridge, and the only way to get it handled is by calling them out on the show! Battle’s on a mission to stop the office lunch bandit once and for all. Have you ever caught a coworker stealing your food? Drop your story below!

Battle’s son is graduating early and turning 18 next year. Now he’s wondering, should he start charging his kid rent once he’s officially an adult? The twist: Battle wouldn’t keep the money, he’d save it and hand it back when his son moves out to help with a house or apartment. Smart parenting lesson or bad parent move?

The Titans dropped another game, and Battle’s got plenty to say about it, and so does the Rock family.

On today’s show, Paul called in asking if he was a jerk for running an accident through insurance instead of accepting cash from the dad of the teen driver who hit him. We broke down the situation, tossed around both sides of the argument, and let listeners weigh in with their own experiences and advice. Tune in to hear the debate and decide, was Paul right or wrong?

After his house got hit with fish, tuna, and Italian dressing, Battle did some digging and found out who was behind the junior/senior prank. The damage? Just a repainted door. The big question, what’s next? Parents, police, or prank school? Listeners called in with their hilarious takes.

Battle in the Morning is wild from start to finish. Battle kicks things off with the junior/senior prank war that hit his house, forget toilet paper, these kids went full chaos with dead fish, tuna in oil, sugar, and Italian dressing. Spoiler: the execution was awful. 😂 Then, Battle dives into brutal Titans game from yesterday! Listeners called in to vent.

A caller shared a weekend dilemma, he loaned his buddy his truck to move, got it back on empty, and now he’s wondering: is he wrong for asking for gas money, or is his friend out of line? Battle opens up the phones to see what YOU think.

On today’s Battle In The Morning replay, we’re diving into that viral TikTok question: What did you have to deal with as a kid that would absolutely emotionally DESTROY kids today? Battle and listeners share the funniest (and most painful) throwbacks from growing up.  👉 Don’t forget to subscribe for more daily laughs and replay highlights from Battle In The Morning!

On today’s show Battle shares a wild call from Dave that has everyone divided. Dave’s wife dropped a bombshell: their neighbor’s marriage is about to end, and divorce papers are coming in two months. Now Dave’s stuck — does he give his buddy the heads-up, or keep the secret to protect his wife’s trust? We break it down, laugh it out, and let YOU decide what you’d do in this spot. 👉 Would you warn...

Today on Battle in the Morning, things got heated after a caller shared his dilemma: as a little league coach, he benched a player who’s always late, not because of the kid, but because his mom can’t get him there on time. Now he’s wondering if he’s being fair to the team, or just punishing a kid for something out of his control. Battle breaks it down, takes your calls, and opens up the debate: is...