Bathroom Time Podcast

Talking about the weird Olympics Opening Ceremony, socks and sandals being the worst combo ever, guys trying to act hard, and how kids these days need some tough love.

Talking about fat people on tv, a trip to Florida, fat people's excuses, and fat politicians.

Talking about bad beers, 7/11 bin wee, waste-of-time research, and manifesting your own happiness.

Talking about what the LGBT Awards might be, how participation trophies suck, finding songs that you can't remember, and the best video games from back in the day. (sorry for the poor audio quality)

Talking about adverts that don't advertise, the time I nearly got kidnapped in Japan, and a life-lesson from an Owl café.

Talking about my favourite meme, my dad locking himself out the house, and how people these days cannot sit with their own thoughts.

Talking about why weddings are so good, 'liberating' glasses, having a cheeky wee when you need one, and my new-found hangover cure.

Talking about how England isn't good at sports but everyone pretends they are, strange eyebrow trends, and modern circles of hell

Talking about the White Hands group in Japan, wondering how they are allowed to exist and how they might operate....

Talking about scumbags who fly-tip, finding money at the tip, an up-coming trip to Japan, and the weird foreigners you might encounter there...

Talking about expensive crisps, having a "Roast-Chicken wee", AI doctors, rare diseases, and people advertising how annoying they are.

Talking about how bad Morris dancing is, how embarrassing it is to watch, and how just because something is 'traditional' doesn't mean it needs to be kept...

Talking about why its only weirdos who say they have been abducted (and violated...) by aliens, how women with long fingernails must struggle to wipe their butt, and imagining a gangster AGM where they discuss how to increase their numbers. (sorry about the audio quality)

Talking about guys who chase after 'big girls', strange fetishes, and how pretentious people in the art world are...

Talking about how the UK sucks, the UK transport system is garbage, Ryanair is awful, and how British people just don't care about other people.

Talking about my recent illness, how the NHS is lowkey awful, how my phone is OFF when I'm asleep, and the sad state of future generations.

Talking about eating stinky stuff on the train, the absolute troglodytes in the airport, and how sometimes harder journeys make you appreciate the destination more.

Talking about how people who block traffic to protest oil and pollution might not be the brightest of the bunch, and how all these groups actually end up pushing people away from their cause by being so annoying...

Talking about how London is kinda garbage these days and TfL is an absolute joke!

Talking about how there are apps for absolutely everything nowadays, how Starbucks doesn't even sell coffee, stupid fashion trends as a teenager, and how your parents actually have a lot to teach you.

Talking about 'Black-only theatre nights', imagining a 'Racist Theatre-goer', and considering how a lot of Woke people don't realise that they are just unlikeable.

Talking about irrational fears: sharks in the pool, murderers in the dark, and the Bermuda Triangle.

Talking about what would happen if all the genders swapped for a day...

Talking about a guy trying to explain tea to a bunch of Chinese tourists, Deer D*ck Tea, and why humans seem so keen on eating the strangest things.

Talking about people who take the lift to the gym and what I would do if I were the Gym Manager, Cat Sh*t Coffee, & food that tries to kill you.