Basic Snitches

We're finally here. Cursed Child (part 1). Revising our 2019 trip to NYC where we saw the play on Broadway, we discuss the good and the bad. Part one is a tough one for Harry, but we love Ginny, we're rooting for Scorpius, and we're still confused as fuck about the trolley witch.

Happy bonus episode, Snitches! Here we share some of our favorite Screen Rant discussions (disagreements) previously shared on Patreon! Some (most) of these lists are terrible but every now and again, someone gets something right 🤷‍♀️

Apparently everyone is Brian and Sarah today (and naked...and Tara hasn't been invented)... Anyway, if you haven't had enough chaos in your life, here's the missing piece...Basic Snitches Improv Night!!!

On this Timed Turner episode, we discuss all the Harry Potter spin-offs that we would watch...we start off pretty standard suggesting the need for a series about McGonagall and the Marauders and the founders of Hogwarts... Then, as you would expect, it gets weird (though not as weird as it could be, considering who we are...)

In this week's Character episode, we discuss the classiest of witches, Professor Minerva "McG" McGonagall ❤️ We basically spend the episode talking about how amazing McG is, focusing on all the badass stuff she does and how incredibly important she is to Harry's story. Also, Hogwarts literally would have completely fallen apart when Dumble was headmaster without McG there!

Time for another bracket episode!!! This time we break down the best magical treats! 😁 What is the most superior magical treat??? Hint: it's NOT Every Flavor Beans 🤮 Also we don't know what half of these are so we just make up a bunch of stuff 🤷‍♀️

In this fandom episode, Adam and Tara discuss wild HP theories...some of which we have decided are now canon...ish. Also, in case you didn't know, Snape reads Nora Roberts

It's time for SNITCH GAME! Hosted by Victoria, and featuring Neci as the contestant on her Basic Snitches debut episode! Will Neci match with any of our panel? Listen and see just how well a potions master, a French headmistress, a disgraced politician, a fraudulent author and the ghost of a horny teenager match up with her!

Time for a TIMED TURNERRRRRRRR Y'all, this one is off the rails...so enjoy this whole episode about potatoes!!!

We love Hagrid. He is our innocent little (giant) cinnamon roll. Seriously, he is the BEST.

Happy Christmas!!! You know what this is!!!! Time to enjoy the correct version of book 7 😉

It's time for another bracket episode! In this episode we pick the best spell for every day use. We also learn that it's a good thing Tara isn't actually a wizard because she would steal all the pies. She would not, however, steal any dildos.

This is possibly the longest episode in Basic Snitches history that is ONLY Adam and Tara....so buckle in for 2 hours of us reviewing every deleted scene from all 8 Harry Potter movies. We determine which scenes should not have been cut, and which ones we are glad weren't in the movies...also, Fiona Shaw is a treasure. Want to watch the scenes we are watching? Here's the playlist we had on while w...

Best of Patreon archives-MASH The complete MASH fates of Adam, Tara, Jean, and Peggy

It's Basic Snitches Game Night!!! We bring in a few of our favorite Snitches to play a few of our favorite games. Buckle in - we are loud* and we are fun and we are hilarious. ❤️ Thank you to our special guests - Ashley, Sarah, Brian and Roxana *No, seriously, we are LOUD - don't say you weren't warned...

Welcome to our first Timed-Turner episode! Stealing the idea of "Podvilla" from Podcast in Death, we pulled out a random topic and talked about it for 25 minutes! If you were one of our wonderful Qwen patrons previously, you know that we have been doing these for some time now - and we love nothing more than to not have to prepare a single bit before recording 🤣 So what did the wheel dictate we d...

This is a character study on Harry Potter. Have you heard of him? Is every character episode really just about Hagrid? You decide. You could say that this whole podcast has been dedicated to a character study of Harry James Potter - but this conversation was a fun overview of Harry's journey and how much we have enjoyed his growth over the last 5 years and 7 books of podcasting ❤️⚡🪄

Welcome to our second bracket episode!!!! This time it's a showdown between all our favorite Basic Snitches nicknames that we have given the characters! Featuring a surprise guest appearance by Ashley, so if we're too annoying for you, stick around for that Qwen 😁 While the winner of the bracket isn't someone we love, the nickname is CLASSIC because we are hilarious 😉

WELCOME TO SEASON 8, SNITCHES! And - Happy Back to Hogwarts Day!!! Because we read so many books we rewarded ourselves with a movie 😁 Here is a long-winded and praise-filled recount of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them to start off the season! Enjoy! And welcome back, Snitches ❤️❤️ Don't forget that we have changed the cadence of episodes to every other week, so our next episode will be hea...

We ain't goin' NOWHERE, Snitches!!! :D

Just more fuck-ups...basically what we do best.

The house is once again filled with Slytherins and it's time to talk about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Parts 1 and 2. Though Adam and Tara have spent the last year ripping apart these films, Jean and Peggy are much nicer. In the second longest Basic Snitches episode in history we spend nearly 2 hours with two of our favorites walking through the movies and talking about how much we love...

Deep dive on DUMBLE! Featuring Dan and Victoria Hunsicker - We discuss the good and bad of Dumble, talk about dicks, and ask important questions.

WE READ SEVEN WHOLE BOOKS!!! This is a long one, Snitches... This is not only the wrap up for book 7, we also discuss the points Adam has been keeping for the past seven seasons as well as some thoughts about wrapping up the series. Guess who wins the house cup??? 😁 Don't worry, we still have a handful of episodes left for you this season... and we refuse to stop just yet, so you're getting a sea...

Chapter 36: The Flaw in the Plan - OMG the LAST CHAPTER OF THE SERIES!!! Basically, Harry wins. So do we. Basic Snitches win. Bye Cocaine Babyyyyyy!!! 🎉