Baseless Claims

This episode we gossip about the nasty grocery store man who thought grape jelly is the world's only ingredient, we figure out that McDonald's can save us all with Grimace's infinity gauntlet, Tory gets slammed in the Wikipedia Game Show, and we show how the true gamers rise up with a PS5 and Sword Watch combo move! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwit...

This week we dive deep into cuck etiquette, determining whether or not your bull is allowed to eat your special cookies or not. After that we hop into Craigslist Missed Connections to see just how creepy and edgy dudes will get when they see a woman at the grocery store once. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG T...

On this very special Halloween edition of Baseless Claims we dive into the scary and somehow legal listener suggested topic of McKamey Manor. This "Haunted House" features things like actual torture, hitting, dunking in water, humiliation, and whatever other things you may be afraid of. What a pleasant topic! It's not all sad though, we also touch on how Tyler got absolutely dunked on for his lack...

This week's topics include: Tyler FBI encounter, Snow driving technique, 2020 Christmas toys, the Joker effect, and all things holiday 2020 toys for your little sweetheart. Toss us suggestions for next week with your spooky topics and scary endeavors in the comments or @ShapelessMedia on twitter! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bi...

Today's topics include: Tory's very bad neighbor's gross laundry habits, heckling at a funeral, a beautiful teacher where you can just kick it, and a dive into the wonderful world known as Burning Man. Please suggest your topics or segments in the comments! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/T...

Grab your Katana because we are talking about the upcoming smash-hit film "Jiu Jitsu" starring Nicolas Cage. We also take a second to breakdown exactly how Christopher Nolan creates his movie ideas. Other topics today include: bullying Tay again, Health Hacks informing you what crystal shapes mean for you vibes, and a fun new edition of Wikipedia Game Show! Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitte...

This episode is coming to you live from twitch! (Well I mean not anymore, but we originally recorded it live). This week we discuss the trials and tribulations associated with the only drink made for Gamers, GFUEL. We share our anxiety induced hallucinations, and how Sonic haunted our bowels. We take on another round of the "2 truths and 1 lie" style podcast game known as The Baseless Claims Games...

This one goes out to all the true gamers out there. Todays topics include: Tyler's prank profession, the art of seducing beautiful women, the mystery of Mountain Dew's Mystery Flavor, How GFUEL can make you the best gamer and also broke, Tyler challenges the crew to the all new "Baseless Claims Games", and we slash the ending with a sharp new installment of Sword Watch! *we are NOT sponsored by ho...

This episode drops you into an internal business meeting to discuss whether or not Tory's tweet from Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia was horny or funny. Other talking points include: swearing, what counts as foul language, Health Hacks about a toe reader (yes, like a palm reader but for those nasty little piggies), when can we just call BS on a business, Christ-Focussed quick service food, and Tyler br...

This week on the podcast we design the best way to spice up your baby's gender reveal party, and learn some 100% scientifically accurate ways get chill vibes. Talking points include: best gender reveal party, Crime or Gender Reveal: The Game Show, Health Hacks, moon water, astrology, charging crystals, and revitalizing your home with super chill vibes and energy. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter...

CONTENT WARNING AT 52:31 - Gunshot sounds may cause some listeners to feel anxious/upset/angry. Listen at your own discretion. This week on Baseless Claims is all about goofs, laughs, and comedy. Topics include: Liquor Store Reviews, Bussies = Better known as boy pussies, customer service mishaps, a new round of Wikipedia Quiz Show about the famed film "When Romance Rides", and diving into the sic...

This week's episode is filled to the brim with hot topics no one asked for, including: Robotic customer support, The Wikipedia Quiz is introduced to detail the beautiful Honda Crosstour, the best and worst possible ways to go viral on the internet, cooler ways to dispose of dead bodies, how God fixed Tyler's A/C, and Tyler hoping his Doctor Who rule 34 would be a fun sleepover activity with Tory....

Ready to get horny? It's episode 69, so the 3 sexperts of Baseless Claims round up all those hot sex questions to educate you all. Experienced sex-havers and virgins alike, this is one you don't wanna miss. How do you buy sex toys without getting caught? Do you HAVE TO say "thank you" after intercourse? What the heck is that wet stuff? We got all the answers you need. Grab your bible, it's time to...

Use coupon code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com to get 10% off your first order. This week's show reveals Tyler's ugly side, his rage... Go Kart rage. Main talking points include: Tyler's Yakuza ties and hurting children with go karts, Sword Watch: Axe Edition, 5G crazy woman, Zuckerberg's nasty surfing picture, Chinese cloning facilities, and strangely.. Alex Jones being a podcast vampire... yea...

This episode talks a lot about beans, and it's kinda hard to explain... but we promise it is funny! Some of the topics we touch on include: What would wipe out a Victorian Era child (thanks to cal_gif on twitter for the idea), another edition of the Corporate Coronavirus Update, a big and pumpable gallon of ketchup, beans on tap, your own private bean-cave, and making a Victorian Era child wear sp...

POWERED BY PODDECKS - For 10% off your first order use code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com Today we create the ultimate TCG for podcasters, from the ultra rare Joe Rogan card to a MeUndies support card. We bring a new "Sword Watch" segment to the table, truly showing the benefits of life when wielding a trusted blade. Taking a walk through history, the crew goes through a list of names they almo...

POWERED BY PODDECKS - For 10% off your first order use code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com Today's show has comedy in the cards, as we utilize Poddecks to revitalize this old busted podcast. We tackle what we can do to use all of the empty sports stadiums that litter this pandemic-ridden country from Beyblades to skydiving. Finally we help Tyler get his black-market beanie babies cash grab, by w...

We reach some real high points in this episode including: Tyler reaching the 5th dimension while riding in his dad's super awesome boat, Baseless Claims charting #51 on Apple Podcasts... in Kazakhstan, what liquid really fuels a SICK Nissan 350z, and how corporations kicked Coronavirus's butt and saved this great nation! Send us your topics in the comments, or through our socials! -Socials- Shapel...

Today's dose of Baseless Claims comedy includes: The Last of Us Part 2 vs. Gamers, how podcasting can get you laid, we create the perfect M-Rated Smash Bros game, decided the nerd-level of Starcraft VS. football and Star Wars VS.baseball, a step-by-step walkthrough of the 1999 Disney Channel Original Movie™ Smart House™, and we invent a Disney Channel Movie drinking game for everyone to take part...

On today's podcast we hit a swath of topics like: Tyler's car gets stolen in a rotten heist scheme, alcohol based gifted for teachers, high school pranks, drinking at school, getting a principal arrested, mascot crucifixion, and a terrible one-star Olive Garden. Please let us know what topics you'd like us to discuss in the comments! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http...

In today's tornado-ridden episode of the Baseless Claims Podcast we hit hard. Topic's include: Scooby Doo knock off Scooby Dog, Liquor Store Review Lite, Tay's Depression foos cash-cow, Tory's sinful fish restaurant, Tyler's idea for a "catch what you eat" Joe's Crab Shack, and the mythical relic known as a FIVE STAR Applebee's! Join us down this road of laughter and comedy, won't you? Submit your...

Tory and his gang of electric bicyclists are here to take this podcast by non-violent storm. Today's hot topics include: Being a Government Issued Gamer, New segment of Liquor Store Reviews™, What those sexy pop-up ad's really do to us, and surgically attached human truck-nuts. The comedy waters are just right, so come take a dip with us! Baseless Claims Podcast is available on Spotify, Apple Podc...

On this episode of Baseless Claims we dive right into a big pool of goofs and comedy! Todays hot talking points include: Can Keanu Reeves just make anything better, Tyler's dreams of being a pirate but also chef, Tay's newfound religion that relies on enabling alcoholics, those people who think astrology and Wiccan stuff makes them interesting, and we create a company that will cure you of your 5G...

The gang really bully's Tay this episode as we discuss a virtual buffet of comedic topics including: what would we do if we won the lottery (submitted by Makaveli ThaDon), A sharp new Sword Watch segment featuring the one guy we all thought was normal from Netflix's The Tiger King, and we discuss the benefits and weight fluctuation caused by unemployment! Submit your topics/questions/calls for adv...

Not a lot is funny out there right now, but we intend to bring you some goofs during your isolation! This week we touch on Animal Crossing New Horizons great new emote for making digital love, the military horse girl stationed at Tyler's house, and how dumb Tory was as a kid eating dog food, and how much tail you'll get when you try our new Pasta Scented Laundry Detergent (TM). Enjoy another episo...