Barlos & Kash

What do Barlos & Kash and The Office have in common? They both take place in an office. But no longer. RIP the office. We'll miss you. So many years spent here making the wor- I mean best podcast of all time. RIP in peace. Timestamps: Intro (00:00) We Be Drinkin (01:13) Did You Touch Em? (04:07) T. Ka$h Bash (06:07) Assault With a Sexy Weapon (8:00) Ranking Tyler (10:20)** Kash Is a Shaman...

Feel Our Touch: Instagram.com/theofficialbarlosandkash instagram.com/bonsoir_carlos instagram.com/tkashmusic Website (Audio Only Podcasts): tkashmusic.com/podcast Austin almost shattered a business' windows with his unnecessarily girthy canteen (pictured above). It makes me wonder though. How would that have gone for him? He would have probably owed hundreds of dollars. There would've been...

Sorry for the delay. We have to do our laundry. Timestamps Intro (00:00) Sick Hearse (01:48) Splinter Discharge (02:45) Rush Hour (05:02) Moovies (06:31) Best Weapons (14:54) Deadliest Warrior (16:00) Ming Boyz (19:35) Lifelong Addiction (29:42) Depriving History (32:25) More Moovees (35:55) Quality Evolution (40:39) Spongey Boy (46:06) Arguing With An Electrician (51:55) Dreadmill (01:00:30) Some...

Feel Our Touch: Instagram.com/theofficialbarlosandkash instagram.com/bonsoir_carlos instagram.com/tkashmusic Website (Audio Only Podcasts): tkashmusic.com/podcast Movie directors, tradesmen, and body pillows. One of these things is not like the other. A wiseman would say: body pillows. But for the less mentally inclined, they would say the tradesmen. Timestamps: Intro 00:00 Deep But Shallow 00:58...

Wait, what?????????????????? We're doing something new???? That's right everybody. Barlos and Kash are doing Dungeon and Dragons. Is this the birth of something new and consistent? You bet your sweet left cheek it is. Timestamps: Intro 00:00 Crunchy 01:21 Dance Hall Music 07:30 Silly Aesthetic 09:31 Spider Bros 10:19 Presidential Bugs 13:25 Justin Trudeau 14:30 Imperialism, Baby 16:14 Blac...

THIS IS HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN. Timestamps Danger Danger Danger Danger Danger 00:00 Call Me on My Cell Phone 01:49 Intro 08:07 Tasty Alcohol 10:05 Baptism Names 11:00 Drink to That 12:02 Too Much 12:47 Pullin Up 13:45 Meat Sculptures 28:11 THIS IS HALLOWEEN 29:19 Superbadistan 30:54 We Like Watching 35:44 Shadow Clones 😉 37:04 Spanish Steve 41:58 Children Yearn for the Mines 43:56 Threats...

A Wiseman once told me: I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should do each other's mothers. For years I pondered the meaning of this phrase. 6 years later, it hit me. He was telling me something. He was my father. He was finally back from getting milk. But I realized it too late. Now he's back on another journey. This time he's out to buy cigarettes. So he can smoke with his son. I miss...

It was when I first laid eyes on Barlos & Kash. I knew those two were trouble. I had heard the stories. But this was worse. They were in Vegas. And if you know anything about Vegas, you know everything stays there. And I mean everything. Especially the stench of podcasters. It brings only one word to my mind. Stinky. Timestamps: Thik Tok (00:00-05:06) Ass Man (05:06-07:42) Reading Minds Would...

These two are never going to get laid. I'm surprised they already have. I think they're lying. This podcast is just being ran by two mid twenties virgins. I mean, do you hear these jokes? Definitely panty dryers. And they talk about masturbation? What are they? 13? Boooooooooo. This podcast is way too good for me. I'm going back to watching underground podcasts like The Joe Rogan Experience or Imp...

The bois? I know about them. takes a drag of his sweet tart strip I remember it like it was yesterday. These two losers walked into the office. They were talking about cartoons like they were some kind of, little baby bois. You didn't hear this from me... gets right up to your ear and whispers loudly they had some good recommendations, but were really loud and annoying. 3/10 wanna see more of them...

Look everybody! They're outside! With Fredo! I can only imagine how great this episode is with the sound of the highway in the background. It also ends in the most normal way possible. These boys do talk about dragons, Nancy Pelosi, and Casper the Friendly Ghost.    Timestamps:   Rasslin?! (00:00-05:20)  Nirvana Kid (05:20-06:23)  Intro (06:23-07:25)  At Night (07:25-...

YAWHHHHHHHHHHH ITS REWIND TIME Time of recording: idk some time in July or August.  Justice, wikihow, improv, and Alexander Jones. What do these things have in common? Watch and see for yourself. Then comment on why you're mad about nothing being cohesive. I'll read them in my orange Bugatti while eating some pizza. Timestamps: Intro (00:00-01:32) Hijack It Back (01:32-02:59) 3% Quality Incre...

Woahhhh. We're not dead? That's crazyyyyy. Here's the beginning to a new season of the podcast. Each episode after this one was filmed in 2022. Enjoy watching us grow as men. Here's to 2023 bois.   Timestamps: Intro 00:00 Barlo Loves Bees ( 01:51 )  Peggy Kash ( 04:33 )  Birdz & Bees ( 05:49 )  Fur Bait ( 10:17 )  Barlos Best Of ( 13:20 )  Vanilla Sunrise ( 16:38...

Follow Us: Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir carlos @theofficialbarlosandkash Twitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkash Website: www.tkashmusic.com/podcast Well, after going on back to back hiatus', they're back. But guess what? Its the Season 3 Finale. Unannounced, random, and perfectly on brand. In this episode, they review all of Season 3. Which episode do you think was their favorite? And why is it Cancel...

Follow Us:Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkash @_austin_jnTwitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkashWebsite: www.tkashmusic.com/podcastDo you have that one friend who won't shut up about their mixtape? Have you ever wanted to tell them how terrible their music is? But... *plot twist* most of it is actually enjoyable? That's what happens in this episode. Barlos & Bambino cause...

Follow Us:Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkashTwitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkashWebsite: www.tkashmusic.com/podcastIs this the Season Finale?! Maybe. We'll let you all know. In the meantime, enjoy this extra potent episode of Barlos & Kash. Barlos reveals his exclusive kink, Kash talks about his induction into a cul- I mean, a sports team, and Barlos pitches Rush Hour...

Follow Us:Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkashGuest: @salted_caramel96Twitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkashWebsite: www.tkashmusic.com/podcastWe have a guest. You might recognize his voice. He's a victim of gas station robbery, a pyramid scheme involving CBD, and being friends with the Bois. He is... Fredo in the streets, and Salted_Caramel96 in the sheets. Watch us go throug...

Follow Us: Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkash Twitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkash Website: www.tkashmusic.com/podcast If the bois were arrested, which laws would they have broken? What super powers would your friends have? Why is Kash the "Trashman"? Which NFL QB is hottest as a woman, and why is it Tom Brady? After we answer these important questions, we bring you well-w...

Follow Us:Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkashTwitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkashWebsite: www.tkashmusic.com/podcastIf you had to fight all your exes one after the other, how screwed are you? How much would you pay to see when you die? How would you ruin Facebook? Why do people nut in socks? All this and more on this episode of DB B&K. Timestamps: Dentistry (00:00-01:02...

Follow Us: Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkash Twitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkash Website: www.tkashmusic.com/podcastThis week is a bit of a shorty of an episode? Why is that you may ask? Because Barlos is lazy and not committed to this relationship. I'm being honest when I say I think Kash is the best part of this show. His innocence, his hot takes, his character progres...

Follow Us: Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkash Twitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkash Website: www.tkashmusic.com/podcast It has happened. We've been invaded. Barlos & Kash are now C*mmunists. We're all about the reds. Shouts out Mao and Stalin. We still don't like Putin though. He's fake reppin the set. No one likes a poser. Timestamps: BARS (00:00-01:03) Intro (01:03-01...

Follow Us: Instagram: @tkashmusic @bonsoir_carlos @theofficialbarlosandkash Twitch: twitch.tv/barlosandkash Website: www.tkashmusic.com/podcast Truth, justice, and a bit of alcohol. These three ingredients were added to create the perfect podcast. But everything changed when the white man attacked. Only Barlos, master of nuts, could stop him. But when the world needed him most. Timestamps: Race Wa...

Hey, we're definitely not dead. Just been a bit busy. It happens every season. You guys know this by now. And if not. We're sorry for worrying you. Try your hardest not to notice the audio change. We nearly threw this episode away. But there's no man left behind. Timestamps: PSA Intro (00:00-01:13) Coffee Kash (01:13-01:59) Years of Failure (01:59-04:21) 15 Feet Up (04:21-05:26) Neglect (05:26-07:...

Well would you look at that? A guest. On video. And he's been on the show before? Wow. Its almost like they're starting to be a REAL podcast. After all these years. It's finally happening. They're on a roll. Just wait until the mess that is next week's episode. Timestamps: Prelude (00:00-01:25) Introduction (01:25-03:10) Word On The Street (03:10-05:04) Metaverse (05:04-09:14) OG Covid Survivor (0...

The boys decide to settle something once and for all. Who is the most autistic? The results will surprise you. But will they? I doubt it. Kash also reveals a huge secret: his devout Christian beliefs. Can you believe it? He has a DIRECT link to the big man upstairs. Kash reveals his feelings towards certain celebrities. Ryan Reynolds, Rihanna, A$AP Rocky, we're looking at you. Timestamps: Self-Lov...