Barking Bolters

While surfing through vox channels searching for the all green rugby ska radio, you stumble upon what appears to be a recording of an Inquisitorial council meeting. These Inquisitors speak about the galaxy in a way you've never heard in your lowly secluded lifestyle, enrapturing you to the broadcast. In this council meeting, the Inquisitors Heath, Jake, and Luke go discuss the Ork Klans and their...

ATTENTION TECH-PRIESTS: THE OMNISSIAH DECLARES THAT TODAY'S HOLO-READINGS INCLUDE SCRIPTURES OF CHAIN WEAPONRY AND THEIR VARIOUS APPLICATIONS. LISTEN IN AS THE MAGI DISCUSS THE SHEER TERROR THAT IS IMPOSED BY THESE BEAUTIFUL WEAPONS IN THE CLOSE FIELDS OF COMBAT. MECHANICUS TECH-PRIEST ENGINSEERS JAKE, HEATH, AND LUKE REVIEW SPECIFICATIONS OF ASSORTED WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT THROUGHOUT THE TECH COR...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! Things start taking a turn (as expected when you're on hypnotic flesh tunnel trips) as Big E's Big Kids get all nasty with it. Blood starts getting used in paintings, questionable genetic research is performed, and we see even more sketchy temples. Who knows what other debauchery they'll get int...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! Get ready to feel some whiplash as we time travel back to before some extremely heretical nonsense happened with all those Deathguard boys we were talking about earlier. In this book, we focus our eyes upon classier subjects like art, literature, flesh tunnels, hypnotic pattern inducing drugs, a...

If you're not approved for level 74 Inquisitorial access, terminate this broadcast. Listen into heretical ramblings as the boys discuss where the Emperor might have come from... https://linktr.ee/barking_bolters

TECH-PRIESTS: OUR HOLY KNIGHT TITANS HAVE NEED OF INCENSE AND PRAYER. PLEASE SUBJUGATE THE NEWEST PRINCEPS PRODIGIES TO THE RITUAL OF BECOMING TO INCREASE OUR IMPERIAL KNIGHT TITAN RANKS ONCE AGAIN. MECHANICUS TECH-PRIEST ENGINSEERS JAKE, HEATH, AND LUKE REVIEW SPECIFICATIONS OF ASSORTED WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT THROUGHOUT THE TECH CORNER SERIES AND GET WILDLY SPECIFIC ABOUT COOL PHYSICS THEORIES RE...

While surfing through vox channels to find the latest episodes of your favorite techno-choir Egyptian music radio, you stumble upon what appears to be a recording of an Inquisitorial council meeting. These Inquisitors speak about the galaxy in a way you've never heard in your lowly secluded lifestyle, enrapturing you to the broadcast. In this council meeting, the Inquisitors Heath, Jake, and Luke...

TECH-PRIESTS: NEW WORK ORDERS HAVE BEEN RECEIVED TO PRODUCE UNIQUE ENERGY WEAPONS NEEDED BY THE IMPERIUM. THESE RANGE IN MANY DIFFERENT OPTIONS AND REQUIRE THE OMNISSIAH TO GUIDE US TO PRESERVE THESE RELICS AND ARTIFICE OUR OWN. MECHANICUS TECH-PRIEST ENGINSEERS JAKE, HEATH, AND LUKE REVIEW SPECIFICATIONS OF ASSORTED WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT THROUGHOUT THE TECH CORNER SERIES AND GET WILDLY SPECIFIC...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! Garro and his crew struggle to survive the final stint of their journey against all odds. Left in the dead of space, the crew takes extreme measures to keep surviving. Will they survive the finale of this book to warn the Imperium of the greater treachery they witnessed in the Istvaan system? Ke...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! The frightening journey of the Eisenstein continues in this episode, Will they survive the harrowing warp and encounter some of the first signs of Nurgle's daemonic entities. The crew struggles with the physical and psychological toll caused by the trip, but more miracles surface providing hope....

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! The boys continue the story following the Eisenstein in its harrowing journey out of the Istvaan system. Many firsts are experienced by its crew as they traverse the stormy warp and attempt to bring news back to Terra. Find out how they're handling everything in this continuation of the series....

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! The boys start the next book in this exciting series: The Flight of the Eisenstein. Follow along as they uncover the fate of the Eisenstein and its crew. More miracles, betrayals, and conflict are presented to its crew as they start their journey back to Terra. https://linktr.ee/barking_bolters

Join Heath, Jake, and Luke in a little fireside chat to discuss which Primarchs best match each of their personalities. In this free-form conversation, the boys thoroughly debate what their personal strengths and weaknesses are along with what Primarchs we would all like to be associated with. None of us can stand up to the sheer power and fortitude of the various Primarchs, but this still ends up...

ATTENTION TECH PRIESTS: BEGIN MASS PRODUCTION OF STANDARD TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT: LASGUN. 200,000 UNITS ARE READY WITH A MILLION MORE WELL ON THEIR WAY. FOR ASTRA MILITARUM USERS: BE WARY OF WHICH CAMPFIRES YOU THROW YOUR POWER PACKS INTO. MECHANICUS TECH-PRIEST ENGINSEERS JAKE, HEATH, AND LUKE REVIEW SPECIFICATIONS OF ASSORTED WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT THROUGHOUT THE TECH CORNER SERIES AND GET WILDLY SP...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! In the climactic finale of "Galaxy in Flames", Angron gets upsetti spaghetti that people are still on the planet's surface, flying down to destroy both bodies and his allies' plans at the same time. The Mournival confronts itself and many brothers are lost both emotionally and physically in the...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! Tensions are high, trust is gone, and chaos is rising in the second part of "Galaxy in Flames". Many are sent down to the surface of Isstvan in order to quell a rebellion, only to find out it wasn't the only reason they were sent. A cleansing is enacted effectively, except for a certain ship nam...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! In this episode, the boys find themselves starting the next book in the Heresy, "Galaxy in Flames". Horus is officially on the side of chaos at this point, but not many actually know that. This turns into a whole lot of finger pointing, backstabbing, and scheming as several legions gather in the...

While surfing through vox channels to find the latest episodes of your favorite techno-choir Egyptian music radio, you stumble upon what appears to be a recording of an Inquisitorial council meeting. These Inquisitors speak about the galaxy in a way you've never heard in your lowly secluded lifestyle, enrapturing you to the broadcast. In this council meeting, the Inquisitors Heath, Jake, and Luke...

ATTENTION TECH PRIESTS: PROTECT YOURSELVES WITH THE BLESSED ARMOR FIT ONLY FOR THE ELITE SPACE MARINE: TERMINATOR PATTERN ARMOR. FOLLOW YOUR STC ON HOW TO MAINTAIN THESE BLESSED GARBS FOR THE EMPEROR'S ANGELS OF DEATH. MECHANICUS TECH-PRIEST ENGINSEERS JAKE, HEATH, AND LUKE REVIEW SPECIFICATIONS OF ASSORTED WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT THROUGHOUT THE TECH CORNER SERIES AND GET WILDLY SPECIFIC ABOUT COOL...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! In the crashing finale of the second book in the Horus Heresy, "False Gods", Horus finds himself on a spirit journey to find himself (with the help of Erebus in disguise). Horus get's courted by all the pretty chaos gods, and ends up making some interesting decisions... https://linktr.ee/barking...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! In the continuation of the second Horus Heresy book, "False Gods", we find reanimating corpses, super secret special swords, and even more strange broadcasts. Does the sword matter? Eh, probably not right? All I know is that Erebus is up to something (like usual). https://linktr.ee/barking_bolte...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! We start the next book, "False Gods" with a panic in Horus's legion as they uncover secrets on the moon of Davin. Many secrets are found on the moon, and all of them are leading in one direction. Make sure you're doing some dastardly deeds while you're listening to this episode of the Ogryn's Gu...

While surfing through vox channels to find the latest episodes of your favorite guilty pleasure Eldar ASMR stream, you stumble upon what appears to be a recording of an Inquisitorial council meeting. These Inquisitors speak about the galaxy in a way you've never heard in your lowly secluded lifestyle, enrapturing you to the broadcast. In this council meeting, the Inquisitors Heath, Jake, and Luke...

ATTENTION TECH PRIESTS: NEW STC JUST DROPPED, LIMITED SUPPLY. TUNE YOUR VOX TO FREQUENCY 00110110 00111001 FOR TECHNICAL SPECIFICATION ON BOLT WEAPONS AND THEIR USES THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY. FOR OUR NEWER SKITARII DEVOTEES, BOLTERS GO "01000010 01010010 01000001 01010000 00100000 01000010 01010010 01000001 01010000 00100000 01010000 01000101 01010111 00100000 01010000 01000101 01010111 00001010". ME...

Join the Barking Bolters crew as they embark on the journey to cover the full Horus Heresy book series! Interesting swords go missing, libraries light up in flame, and strange xenosish technology? The plot thickens as there are dubious schemes in the background of this episode. Set up your portable guardsmen vox station and give the last part of "Horus Rising" a listen! https://linktr.ee/barking_b...