Barely Cool

It's another late night ramble from ½ of the Barely Cool boys. That's right, you're stuck with Judah only tonight. He's talking about cheese mold, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass speedrun ,and also how important podcasting is to maintain healthy adult relationships! --- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8Og...

That's right it's time to wake up and smell the sunrise! It's 6AM and the morning is here and clear and ready to steer! Are you ready to accept the healing wellness of a beautiful sunrise with your best buddy? That's for you to decide and us to do! Come join us on this beautiful morn! --- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_Uo...

Everything turns to chaos when we’re on the roof. Our stuff falls over, Ben is doing some weird metaphor for a real world issue, and then our stuff falls over again. What a mess. --- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twi...

Y'all ever hear of Tiermaker? Well in this one we're ranking things ON Tiermaker! WOW! What a novel concept! We rate water fountains! We rate chairs! We rate rating systems themselves! Wanna see if you agree with us? Play along at home! It's a great time to rank things in different tiers!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8f...

This is the perfect breakfast sandwich to eat for your mouth! Put it in your chewers and prepare to taste delicious! To be far, the Barely Cool Boys™ made SLIGHTLY different versions of this perfect breakfast sandwich, but I digress. Want to make it at home? It's quick and easy! AND TASTY! Grab some eggs, throw them in a pan, grab some bagels, some cheese, some spinach, and maybe a spread or t...

I sure hope Ben doesn't go to JAIL. He's a big part of our country's deficit. He's accountable for the loss of $2000 into the ether. Where could it have gone? Did he steal money from the government? Hard to say. He says no, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced. But hopefully he doesn't end up in prison. That would REALLY put a hit on this podcast. --- Patreon: https://www....

Does your favourite NHL hockey team just never seem to get their man advantage going? Are you tired of the joyous feeling of seeing the official's hand swinging high into the air immediately followed by the dread of your team's inefficient play? Well dread no more. Introducing the PowerPlay Office! Put the days of poor power play percentage behind you! With PowerPlay Office your team will...

The New Era is here! Mark Carney is your Prime Minister. The bad man Trudeau is finally vanquished (gone). Let's go over the stats. Incredible popular vote percentage for both the Liberals and Conservatives. Devastating lows for the New Democrat Party and friends. The people of Quebec thinking outside their province for once (who needs French right? Certainly not our Prime Minister). And one t...

Ridly Grieg #1 UNDESRIABLE!!! Reward of free mini putt (limit 1 round per person) for successful capture. Let's all bring this troublemaker to justice! Also the Toronto Maple Leafs are winning it all baby! Road to the cup starts here with the Barely Cool Podcast! --- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https:...

Is this the WORST movie of 2025!? Not according to Mr. Prime (Amazon...that is). It's number 4 in Canada! At least it was when we recorded this. Survive, directed by Frédéric Jardin, is 2025's BIGGEST STINKER. Starring Émilie Dequenne and Andreas Pietschmann, Survive is movie about the ocean disappearing and having to fend off hungry aquatic wildlife...sort of. It's mostly about a bunc...

It's time for the best board game of all time! A board game that's actually a video game! That's right Ben and Judah are playing Mario Party Superstars! Throwback to the classic Mario Parties of yore, Mario Party Superstars highlights remodelled versions of fan favourite maps and minigames! They also have their wives playing with them! Wow! This game will test their friendship and marr...

Somebody call Gordon, we have some new chefs on the market! Ben and Judah are becoming professional chefs. Nothing tests a chef like a brunch rush and so the boys are opening up a Brunch Nook serving up piping hot waffles. Almost as hot as these chefs in the kitchen. And boy, it sure is "HEATING UP IN HERE!" Ahhhhhhhh... seriously folks brunch is a serious thing. And so is the global unr...

Oh no! Judah and Ben have had a run in with the law! How will those silly boys get out of this one you ask? Well with none other than their charming wit of course! They are in no way thrown off or intimidated by men with guns. Especially Ben, that stuff doesn't scare him at all! He in no way feels scared to make hilarious jokes. Ok this is all the online time I have for today, see you guys sam...

I'm all alone in British Columbia, or BC for your shortform heads out there. And when I say "I'm" I mean "Judah am." That's right, I'm away and I realized I won't be home in time to get this episode recorded with Ben. In fact, I didn't even consult him at all about this before recording it. Some friend, huh? Also! It's a short episode! What an idiot...

Guys it's here! Season 4 of the World's Best Podcast! Ben and Judah are kicking it off with an incredible time being locked in a bathroom. They are separated by stalls but joined together in love. It's a brand new season and the content is exactly the same. The years are passing by and the time is slipping through our fingers. You are not immune to the sands of time wearing away at you...

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How many podcasts do you know that are based in Newmarket? One. Us. The Barely Cool Podcast is the only podcast coming to you straight from the hockey capital of the world, Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. You know who else is from Newmarket? Well just the golden boy himself, Connor McDavid. We know him personally, like super well. Just don't ask him about it though, cause it's our little secre...

Military, not so good. Taxes, very high. Government up there? No, no government up there. Very weak. Their governor Justin, Mr. Trudeau...tsssch...not so good. Difficult to work with, he doesn't respect me. And FRANKLY I'm thinking not so good. But the people of Canada, they are good people. But they'd be better as Americans! We love them, don't we folks? The next great state...CAN...

Yum yum in my tum! It's time for a McDonalds Mukbang! But not just stuffing our mouths with food, you're gonna learn stuff too! It's time to merge the two very best things: learning & fast food! Wow! Get yourself a Big Mac and craxk open your textbook along with us! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTo...

Do you ever watch a movie and think, "Wow I wish I could hear commentary from the people who made it. Y'know... get an inside scoop on the creative process?" Well you're in luck! How about a commentary track from two idiots who have no insight at all. Ben and Judah are watching the 2014 horror crime thriller Deliver Us From Evil . Watchalong with us! Patreon: https://www.patreon....

This caption is going to be simple like the thumbnail. Please think before you choose to take a life, it is all precious. Let's not be fantasizing about killing the guy causing problems at Taco Bell ok guys. Grow up, ok? Alright. Glad we had this talk champ. Mwah! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://w...

Have your b**ls dropped yet? No? Mine either! Or maybe they have?? How can you tell? Seriously, I'm asking you. I'm really self conscious about it. Do you mind if I show you? Can we compare? It'd really make me feel better. I mean what does "drop" even mean? Like do they fall out? It's really ambiguous. Like is it a gravity thing? Can they get stuck? Should I jump up and...

Life is hard enough as it is. Why would you limit yourself in the finest of life's pleasures? Burgers? Pizza? Yeah... I'm thinking I'm gonna be taking both of them. The question itself is flawed. Move on. Live more. Or as the Bell says it, "Live mas!" Also thanks for listening and watching. Listening or watching? Why not both? Wait that's a different taco company. Oh well. Both of them. Patreon: h...

You ever have a hard time carrying your groceries? They are so heavy and they are so hard to get to your car. Well we have the solution for you! Get a stroller! It's perfect for carrying around...groceries...and most even come with an attachment for carrying the groceries around in your car! You'll never have to worry about safety again, of your groceries. Do what Ben did, buy a stroller exclusive...

It's time to take your year serious! Enough sitting around listening to lil baby unserious podcasts, it's time to tune your lazy ears to a serious podcast like Barely Cool. You want to know what it takes to be a real man? You want to stop getting looked over for that promotion? You want to finally take control of that crippling social media addiction? Well you will find out how to here, on the new...