BANTS! with Geoff and Justin

Don your red capes & underoos, listeners dear, because the BANTS bois are covering the most iconic superhero: Superman! James Gunn’s new film is a box office hit, but is it just a polished turd? Our intrepid hosts also discuss the surprise album drop from Justin Bieber and a pair of disastrous covers from Jojo Siwa and JLo. Play this ep faster than a speeding bullet! What’s Good: Geoff: Couple...

Geoff is in the District of Columbia for our nation’s birthday, and OG DC Doll Ben joins once again for an especially energetic episode! This week, the bois discuss Anna Wintour stepping down from Vogue, BANTS! mainstay Denis Villeneuve directing the new Bond movie for Amazon, and the highlights from this year’s Glastonbury Festival before taking a deep dive into Lorde’s new album. Hold on tight,...

Finally, some good news—Mamdani has won the NYC mayoral primary, and HAIM has dropped one of the best albums of the year so far! G&J are itching to discuss. The bois also touch on The Social Network Part II, the death of the Showtime brand, and zombie d*ck. Here’s to quitting! What’s Good: Geoff: IMO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson ( Spotify ) ( Apple Podcasts ) Justin: 28 Years Later (...

It’s been a minute, listeners dear. G&J discuss Celine Song’s latest A24 film, Materialists , and get you caught up on the culture from the last few weeks. They’re talking Sabby C’s “Manchild”, Timbaland in his flop AI music era, and the impending cinematic event of the century: Ma 2! Praise Lynne! What’s Good: Geoff: Overcompensating ( Prime Video ) Justin: The Studio ( Apple TV+ ) Links: Ann...

Sorry, listeners dear, G+J have been SAUR busy the past two weeks! In lieu of a new episode, here's a rerun of our episode on The Bear, ahead of next week's season 4 premiere. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode about MATERIALISTS! What’s Good? Geoff: Spice Girls Reunion at London 2012 Olympics ( YouTube ) Justin: Smile! :D by Porter Robinson ( Spotify ) Links: Qatar World Cup chief s...

Throw some shrimp on the barbie, dear listeners, because Geoff’s Australian cousin Darren is guest hosting this week’s episode of BANTS! Justin and Darren cover some absolutely sizzling topics: Taylor Swift buying the rights to her music back, the revival of HBO, the Cannes Film Festival, and more! Later they jump into spring’s hottest show, The Last of Us season two. Does it beat the sophomore sl...

People of the world, spice up your life! The boys are talking Spice Girls, one of the most consequential bands in history! Geri, Mel B, Victoria, Mel C,and Emma influenced style, music, and introduced a generation of '90s kids to the idea of feminism. We’ll cover their story from print ad recruitment, to their debut “Wannabe,” to their highly underrated film “Spice World”, to their breakup and reu...

On this special one year anniversary episode of BANTS!, trendy youth Geoff is giving old hater Justin the download on the latest TikTok trends: Disney World glambots, zoomers discovering Maroon 5, Kris the cheetah, and more! Before that, the bois tackle the hottest of topics, including the lewks from the Met Gala, the new Pope, and live shows from Lady Gaga & Katy Perry. What’s Good: Geoff: Wi...

Arrived the Star Wars episode has, dear listeners! G+J finally tackle the franchise that kicked off IP-driven filmmaking in America. Well, kind of—they spend more time talking about Doublemint gum, the new Lorde single (and cover art), and future AOTY frontrunner I Quit , from HAIM. May the fourth be with you (observed)! What’s Good? Geoff: The Beyhive Justin: Waste or Taste ( Apple Podcasts ) ( S...

Fellow sinners, this week we break down Ryan Coogler’s latest film and discuss proper summer workplace attire, Katy Perry’s trip into “space,” and the cognitive dissonance accompanying the latest casting news out of Max’s Harry Potter adaptation. It’s a good day to be free! What’s Good? Geoff: “Run Your Mouth” by The Marías ( Spotify ) Justin: Where the Axe Is Buried by Ray Nayler ( Bookshop ) Lin...

Clear your monkey minds, listeners dear, and hear only the voices of your fave podcasters and noted fiancée, Brandy, break down the third season of The White Lotus! The gang also covers Coachella’s horrible traffic, Lady Gaga’s headlining set, and industry plant(?) Ms. Benson Boone. Time to bust out the Lorazepam (or pong pong fruit!) What’s Good? Geoff: COSRX Snail Mucin ( Amazon ) Justin: SABLE,...

It’s been a tough few weeks, so we’re just yapping in this ep! Come thru to hear our takes on the Switch 2, TARIFFS, not one but FOUR Beatles films, the Snow White controversy, and much more. What’s Good? Geoff: Hands Off protests Justin: its all good - EP by informal. ( Spotify ) Links: Nintendo Direct: Nintendo Switch 2 ( YouTube ) Sam Mendes’ Beatles Biopics Set Release ( Variety ) Why Disney’s...

This episode is important and mysterious, listeners dear! G&J are doing a deep dive into season two of the hit show Severance. But first, the boys discuss Kesha’s latest single and the trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Regina Hall! Remember listeners: your outie is a friend to children, and to the elderly, and the insane! What’s Good? G...

Longtime friend and classically trained vocalist Ana joins the BANTS! bois for today’s episode! The trio touch on Mariah Carey’s tribute at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, airplane theory, and most importantly, what length socks you should be wearing to the gym. This might just be our most unhinged episode yet! What’s Good? Geoff: Good Hang ( Spotify ) ( Apple Podcasts ) Justin: Warfare ( Official S...

Economic disaster must be near, listeners dear, because Gaga just dropped her latest album Mayhem and the boys are here to discuss! G+J also talk the other Stefani—Gwen—the new single from Chappell Roan, and more Oscars drama! What’s Good? Geoff: One of Them Days ( Prime Video ) Justin: Mickey 17 ( Official Site ) Links: Chappell Roan - The Giver (Official Lyric Video) ( YouTube ) ‘The Substance’...

Geoff and Justin are digging DEEP into the ‘90s and yapping about the most impactful pop culture of their childhoods! Justin breaks down the lore of the Animorphs series and Geoff sings the praises of iconic sitcom The Nanny. Also mentioned: the opening days of SXSW, and Gaga hosts SNL! What’s Good? Geoff: “Killah (feat. Gesaffelstein)” by Lady Gaga ( Spotify ) Justin: “Call Me When You Break Up”...

It is a bittersweet day, listeners dear, because the Oscars have finally arrived, and with them the end of AwArDs SeAsOn. Geoff & Justin break down the winners and losers, after yapping about the cultural legacy of the Shrek franchise and a few new songs from Sabrina Carpenter. What’s Good? Geoff: “Sports Car” by Tate McRae ( Spotify ) and The White Lotus ( Max ) Justin: Silo ( Apple TV+ ) Lin...

After a week off, G+J are BACK and ready to talk one of the best films of 2024 and Best Picture favorite, Anora! Before they get into Mikey Madison’s incredible performance, the bois also discuss Amazon taking control of the James Bond franchise from Barbara Broccoli (a real person!) and SNL50. What’s Good? Geoff: Light hit my face like a straight right by Mallrat ( Spotify ) Justin: Companion ( O...

The boys are elated to welcome Ben to the Two-Timers Club on this lovely Valentine’s Day episode. The trio break down the Big Game™, peanut allergies, and their ideal Valentine’s Day celebrations. What’s Good? Geoff: Onija Robinson ( YouTube ) Justin: Noise Pollution by Daniel Allan ( Spotify ) Ben: “TWENTIES” by GIVĒON ( Spotify ) Links: Planters Big Game Commercial ( YouTube ) Introducing peanut...

BEYONCÉ HAS WON AOTY!!! What’s Good? Geoff: Severance ( Apple TV+ ) Justin: Final Fantasy III ( eShop ) and Baldur’s Gate 3 ( Xbox Store ) Links: John Mulaney’s Netflix Talk Show Sets Release Date ( Variety ) With Love, Meghan Will Now Debut This March ( Netflix ) Charli xcx to Star in A24 Movie ‘The Moment,’ Based on Her Own Original Idea ( Variety ) Sleuths identify A-list actress who ‘doesn’t t...

*Awards Season* marches on, and Geoff & Justin are here to break down all the Oscar nominations, unsurprising though they may be. How are we supposed to take the Academy seriously without a SINGLE Challengers nod?? They also discuss the death of visionary David Lynch, the announcement of the Nintendo Switch 2, and the finale of RHOSLC. What’s Good? Geoff: Slow Horses ( Apple TV+ ) Justin: Sing...

In their most unhinged episode yet, G+J discuss whether group chats are HOT or NOT! They also break down all the latest gossip from the inauguration, the TikTok ban, and much more. What’s Good? Geoff: Damages ( Hulu/FX ) Justin: The Diplomat ( Netflix ) Links: Michelle Doesn’t Want to Go to Barack’s Work Thing ( The Atlantic ) Carrie Underwood performs 'America the Beautiful' at Donald Trump's ina...

After a few high-octane episodes, Geoff & Justin are sitting back and YAPPING about whatever they feel like this week. Look forward to convos about everything from the Nintendo Switch 2 to Timmy C doing double duty on SNL to the Warner Brothers frog! What’s Good? Geoff: “IT Girl” by JADE ( Spotify ) Justin: AAA24 Membership Links: California Community Foundation American Red Cross World Centra...

G+J break down the winners and losers at the Golden Globes this year, from Demi Moore to Emilia Pérez to The Brutalist. Later, our dashing hosts talk about a new series from one of their favorite franchises, Dune: Prophecy! Remember, listeners dear: fear is the mind killer. What’s Good? Geoff: “Denial Is a River” music video by Doechii ( YouTube ) Justin: Absolution by Jeff VanderMeer ( Bookshop )...

Part II of Our Favorite Things Month has finally arrived, and we are joined by another VERY special guest, Sarah! Tune in to hear our favorite TV shows and *Justin voice* FILMS, as well as our takes on s3 of The White Lotus, Paris Hilton’s & Nicole Richie’s return to reality TV, and those drones! Happy holidays, listeners dear! What’s Good? Geoff: Home Alone ( Disney+ ) Justin: It’s a Wonderfu...