Banter Gravy

We’re trying to get back down to Earth. In this episode: -Garrett discusses his playground experience with his daughter -Seth and Garrett share their mutual experiences of crashing bikes into cars -Seth makes a dramatic fall on ice in his driveway -Garrett gets a CT scan -The guys launch into the Apollo 13 mission -And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and t...

We're going Olive Garden Italian. In this episode: -Seth and Garrett discuss their experiences of the current Ohio polar vortex and their respective snow blower shenanigans -Gravy Garnish: Facts about Italy -Wheel of Topics: a brief dive into K-Pop -And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications on updated episodes! Have a topic...

Time for a Rorschach test. In this episode: -Seth's grocery store trip is dashed by a flat tire -Garrett gets a psychiatric evaluation, A soccer ball assaults Garrett -Seth wins his fantasy football league and only watched one game -Gravy Garnish: Michael Jackson -Random Wikipedia articles: List of Caves in Croatia; Robert J. Graf -And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Cli...

We're getting quite the cold shoulder. In this episode: -Seth and Garrett record in person with each other in Cleveland, Ohio -People' driving is critiqued -The guys discuss their holidays -Seth and Garrett take a cold plunge into the life of Ada Blackjack and her doomed expedition -The Wheel of Topics: The Beatles -And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and...

You're going to want to check your cholesterol after this one. In this episode: Seth closes out the first semester teaching The guys talk about their New Year's resolutions Seth and Garrett unravel the mystery of time Gravy Garnish: Facts about McDonald's And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications on updated episodes! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

WARNING: If you're a turtle, skip this episode. In this edition: Garrett butchers a classic Christmas song in German Seth gets stuck in silly putty shenanigans We take a deep dive in the amazing story of José Salvador Alvarenga Gravy Garnish: Facts about Christmas Wheel of Topics: The Great American Eclipse of 2024 Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to...

You're going to want to hail a cab. In this episode: Seth recounts almost losing the love of his life twice There's a senior citizen crisis at Costco Seth discusses his new home security by Simplisafe Gravy Garnish: Facts about New York City 14 Asian Deer escape from a Michigan zoo And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications o...

Have your boarding pass ready (unlike Garrett). In this episode: Garrett frustrates two sets of plane passengers Garrett grills Seth throughout the episode about Cincinnati Seth drains the bank on his car The guys try to stump each other with five facts Wheel of Topics: The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge trend is discussed And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and...

We're going to need a bigger net, mate. In this Episode: Garrett catches an Australian at a Pizza Hut Behr Paint is the G.O.A.T. Garrett goes to Chicago Gravy Garnish: Facts about Africa And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications on updated episodes! Have a topic you would like discussed on the show? Maybe some feedback for t...

WARNING: This episode contains gluten. In this edition: The guys have election jitters Burger King's "Wednesday Whopper" is reviewed Garrett finally gets his "flours" Gravy Garnish: Facts about Thanksgiving And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications on updated episodes! Have a topic you would like discussed on the show? Maybe...

We're raising our noses at everyone with our Whole Foods habits. In this episode: Garrett tries to get Seth to quit the episode with his Whole Foods snootiness Seth finds a school floor love note Seth recounts his fake proposal Gravy Garnish: Facts about Hawaii And more! Episode links: ⁠Garrett's guitar being pawned off the moment he sold it⁠ Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Cl...

You're going to need to break out the 2-ply. In this episode: Garrett recounts his plumbing adventure. Seth's experiences a butter bonanza. Gravy Garnish: Facts about Ohio. Wheel of topics: The oldest working light bulb; Woodstock '99. And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications on updated episodes! Have a topic you would like...

The cholesterol is strong in this edition. In this episode: Seth and Garrett thank the banter biscuits for 25 episodes of support! The guys review the Chicken Big Mac. Garrett dry shaves with no regrets. Seth had a crazy dinner weekend. Chestnuts become controversial. Wheel of Topics: Dial-up internet and social media. Episode links: Conkers Chestnut Controversy article Are you wanting fresh gravy...

This episode is under British occupation, mate. In this edition: Garrett shares his apple picking apocalypse tale A stubborn seal celebrates its 50th birthday Gravy Garnish: Facts about the U.K. Two random Wikipedia articles are chosen Episode links: ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠A stubborn seal celebrates its 50th birthday⁠ Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifi...

This episode is going to need some holy water. In this edition: Seth is introduced to "Barry" by Garrett Garrett gives Seth perspective on homes Technical issues kicks Seth out temporarily A penguin wins an election in New Zealand Garrett creates his own punctuation mark Gravy Garnish: The N.E.S. (Nintendo Entertainment System) E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial video game won't rest in peace And more! Ep...

This episode is off the rails. In this edition: Seth recounts his recent surprise party Top Thrill 2 has a patent problem A death slide reopens The guys run into Australian Willy Wonka James Earl Jones is honored Duck Tape is stretched to its limit And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the bell to receive notifications on updated episodes! Have a topic y...

It's a highlight episode! Join Seth and Garrett down memory lane as Banter Gravy presents a rapid-fire compilation of Banter Gravy's heaviest laughs, sighs, and tangents that will take you to the brink of your sanity. Try to keep up as this episode speeds straight into the left lane of all Banter Gravy's best hits including: A cat opening a freezer and costing Seth tens!... of dollars. A fight on...

It's a highlight episode! Join Seth and Garrett down memory lane as Banter Gravy presents a rapid-fire compilation of Banter Gravy's heaviest laughs, sighs, and tangents that will take you to the brink of your sanity. Try to keep up as this episode speeds straight into the left lane of all Banter Gravy's best hits including: Garrett driving during a tornado warning. Seth's eggs bei...

This episode is rather explosive. In this edition: Fireworks go awry after Garrett's triumphant moment. Seth loses out on his dream home. Gravy Garnish: Facts about the Human Brain. Random Wikipedia articles: Aljudovo and 1990 Madrid Grand Prix Wheel of Topics: The oldest QR code and sticky notes And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click "follow" and the be...

Live animals were not harmed in the making of this episode. In this episode: Seth's back-to-school brain is malfunctioning Seth pumps the brakes on his and his wife's hike Garrett's household is stricken by sickness The Founding Fathers are analyzed A groundhog is stuck in a claw machine Gravy Garnish: Facts about Money Random Wikipedia articles: 1958 Asian Games and Markku Peltola Are...

This edition is bananas! In this episode: The guys discuss their recent Rocket League shenanigans. Seth shares a story competing against the Japanese and South Koreans at Mario Kart. Garrett's quality time biking with his four-year old son goes down the drain. Seth's cat gives him the cold shoulder. Gravy Garnish: Facts about Alaska. Seth quizzes Garrett on the states with the most speedin...

Direct spousal orders are being disobeyed in this edition! In this episode: Garrett crosses some red tape and gets Dip and Dots at the zoo. Seth is back in the classroom. Garrett breaks Seth's and the cashiers patience at a burger joint. Seth's wife takes him clothes shopping. Garrett's county is in a state of emergency. The guys discuss why you can't wear white after labor day. Gr...

The police in Ohio are very big fans of us! In this episode: Garrett gets pulled over. Garrett gets stranded on the side of the road AGAIN. A Cedar Point ride is closing for good. Boneless wings aren't boneless according to Ohio. Restaurants are closing like crazy. Seth is getting ready for his return to the classroom. Gravy Garnish: Facts about the Olympics. The guys discuss the impact of com...

A cat has finally gotten its degree! In this episode: Garrett gets a crystal massage. Seth rails against the quality of Costco's food court. The article Seth chose to read to Garrett brings the latter to the brink of sanity. The guys get into their "White Noise" preferences. Gravy Garnish: Facts about the Wild West. And more! Are you wanting fresh gravy for your weekly biscuit? Click...

A one-year-old has more clout than this podcast! In this episode: Seth has finally finished his masters degree. Rich people throw a lavish birthday party for their one-year-old. Garrett's son Graham learns about natural selection at Cedar Point. Seth catches up with a complete stranger at Walmart. The guys dive into the tank with a survival story about an orange lobster in the worst city in Co...