Balls Out No Flops - An Intergalactic Rugby League NRL Podcast

In this episode many grand ideas are explored such as; teams in the bottom 8 are no longer allowed to take the 2, Instead of the sin bin players are made to wear a suit of armour and ride the warm up bike and the fine art of cock pinching...enjoy...

Ray Carney takes on the NRL Parkour challenge, Morton Paragon talks about Underwilliams and Larry Floyd reads from the good book.

Ray Carney eviscerates the NRL's FaFa Finei policy, Morton Paragon dissects the top 8 like a serial killer in his attic and the fisting....my god the fisting...

This week the axe finally falls on Seibold, Putin teabags Morton and Jimmy the Hand finally returns after kicking some prominent Eels players out of his skip bin.

This week we discuss Seibold and Putin's relationship, We look at Joel Thompson's tongue and we discuss our best getting kicked up the arse stories. Enjoy!

This week the team delves deep into the NRL's use of off world technology, we look at what has become acceptable in hairstyles in the NRL and we put to bed the scurrilous and undignified rumours about the Bronco's coach.

Our great big 50th Balls Out episode covers Morton's Council Cleanup team, Ray's Raider's travel woes and Satan loses a hoof (AKA Cameron Smith gets injured. )

This week Morton questions the Rich List, Ray introduces the bunker bunker and Larry puts a broom through the Bunnies.

The magic roundabout of coaching is in full earnest. We give each team a report card for half season and a Hitman round is discussed.

Ray Carney vents his outrage at the refs, video refs, players, ballboys, circus clowns and milk maids. Morton Paragon dishes the goods on the dogs and Larry Floyd is embroiled in a legal battle with Max Hardcore's lawyers.

Round 8 and it's a tale of two Leilua's. Bankwest gets a going over and Max Hardcore gets a job on gameday.

Ray Carney is absent due to a workplace mishap at the Goulburn gloryhole but is replaced by the adroit Jimmy the Hand.

After a couple of false starts the team rips into this week's games.

Fly Air Vlandy's, Do the roosters have a mortgage on the premiership and does jack Wighton get a better NBN deal bwcause he was built by Skynet?

Mary Mary why you bugging?? Should players use Viagra to stop the opposition wanting to tackle them? And ray replaces himself at work with an NRL cardboard cutout.

This week's episode: There's something about Mary,  does Joe Exotic play for the Titans and was the cardboard cutout saga a storm trooper in a teacup?

Things were said...accusations were made... regrets were none...fooyty's back bishes...

'A ref! a ref! My kingdom for a ref!" The new XRL... and should players be role models?

The boys come out of the gates as though being chased by a zombie taxman. 

Larry Floyd and Duke Hendrix delve into the minutiae of the current competition and try to put a price on everything from a 40/20 to a missed tackle.

"if you're going to do something wrong, do it big!" Larry 'Ulysses' Floyd, Duke Hendrix and Ray Carney explore the new creed for the morons of the NRL.

We have unscrewed the escape hatch and made a fucking run for it. Lost along the way were Puxatawny MortonJimmy the Hand andRaging Ray Carneybut coming in strong off the bench sans headgear is the indomitable Duke Hendrixalbeit by phone.

Well...fuck!

Undermanned, undermined outnumbered and outgunned...but reporting for duty.

We're back bitches. After a horrendous off season which looked like the opening credits for Apocalypse Now! Let's settle into 2020 season and get ready to kick some dicks!